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2002-10-07 06:14:41 PM  
I thought Usama Bin Laden was older than that.
 
2002-10-07 08:50:55 PM  
Voting? bah. Well, a vote for me is a vote for strawberry pie.
 
2002-10-08 01:13:06 AM  
A vote for strawberry pie is a vote for Hitler. Apple's better.
 
2002-10-08 02:30:50 AM  
Pumpkin!
 
2002-10-08 07:11:55 AM  
Sweet Potato!
 
2002-10-08 08:10:48 AM  
I vote for old pussy! It tastes great!
 
2002-10-08 08:11:24 AM  
I vote for old pussy! It tastes great!
 
2002-10-08 08:12:07 AM  
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10-08-02 08:11:24 AM LarryD

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I vote for old pussy! It tastes great!
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2002-10-08 08:13:25 AM  
What? no jokes about killing kittens?
 
2002-10-08 08:13:48 AM  
Oldest pussy and the Department of Energy turning 25 on the same day? Coincidence?

I think not.
 
2002-10-08 08:18:31 AM  
LarryD I've voted for your second entry, now you have to cut and post that, so someone can vote for it. Then you'll get a recursive thing going and fill up the thread in no time...

Vote for kittens
 
2002-10-08 08:19:19 AM  
I could go for some 25 year old pussy, but I don't consider it "old".
 
2002-10-08 08:20:43 AM  
Al Gore is 25?
 
2002-10-08 08:21:07 AM  
Ha ha!

Cat = pussy
but
V@gina = pussy
as well!

Ah the humor of 3rd grade, how I missed you!
 
2002-10-08 08:22:39 AM  
Would've been a perfect opportunity for the "sappy" tag.

...oh, and vote for the [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] tag or something.
 
2002-10-08 08:26:00 AM  
It's not as old as Mrs. Slocombe's pussy.
 
2002-10-08 08:26:33 AM  
Voting is the means to hierarchical control by a select few.

Vote here to support anarchy.
 
2002-10-08 08:34:50 AM  
read my lips NO NEW TAXES ! !



VOTE FOR ME
 
2002-10-08 08:35:41 AM  
I had a buddy who had a go at some older pussy (figure 50+, he was 29). To quote him the day after "In the dark, one hole is the same as any other". Yup. Sure.
 
2002-10-08 08:40:48 AM  
That was a cool posting. I have a old cat,good old cat like DC. The coolest thing about that post was they lost him for
how many years?! Wow the poor old cat came back to that house after that long. That is one of the coolest stories
that I have read in here lately.
Yup I like pussy,and cat's too.
 
2002-10-08 08:41:04 AM  
read my lips NO NEW TAXES ! !



VOTE FOR ME

now with voting
 
2002-10-08 08:43:59 AM  
Bea Arthur is 25 ?
 
2002-10-08 08:45:11 AM  
Exactly where did it declare him to be the world's oldest cat?
 
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2002-10-08 08:48:17 AM  
Cats are great. Love the hell out of mine even though it's a naughty little bastige. I judge my love for animals on how I would react if somebody, say, shot a horse syringe at it and it went through it's eye. In my cat's case, I would kill the person's family and set them all up on his living room couch and wait till he comes home and yell "SURPRISE!" and then the real fun would begin. Just kidding. About yelling surprise that is. I would think of something a lot more quoteworthy.

Vote for me.
 
2002-10-08 08:52:12 AM  
"It was like a miracle," she said. "I could hardly believe it. He was skinny so I think he had walked a long way to get home. But we had a happy reunion and it didn't take long to fatten him up."



[image from cybersalt.org too old to be available]
 
EZ
2002-10-08 08:54:40 AM  
I can't believe I'm the first one to say this, but...

I'd hit it.
 
2002-10-08 08:57:23 AM  
My parents use the term "pussy" to refer to cats quite often, even in everyday conversation sometimes. It's very strange, especially when my little sister starts using it. A 4 year-old kid saying pussy is just not right.
 
2002-10-08 08:57:23 AM  
I bet that cat would taste DELICIOUS!

Do you get it? It's a cat and I said I'd EAT it! Hahahaha! Hilarity is most definitely ensuing!
 
2002-10-08 09:02:07 AM  
25? Pfft. I remember a show on Animal Planet documenting the then oldest living cat at 34. He had three wives and neither one hair or tooth on him. Lived on a farm too.

Vote for me, I prefer my cat to the real thing!
 
2002-10-08 09:04:05 AM  
Awwww.
 
2002-10-08 09:05:31 AM  
That was a cool posting. I have a old cat,good old cat like DC. The coolest thing about that post was they lost him for
how many years?! Wow the poor old cat came back to that house after that long. That is one of the coolest stories
that I have read in here lately.
Yup I like pussy,and cat's too.



/Now with a vote,Mods please wipe out my other post.TY
Yah and VOTE FOR ME.
 
2002-10-08 09:06:18 AM  
shiat,nevermind.
 
2002-10-08 09:07:29 AM  
"In 1987, he turned up missing"

Talk about your paradoxes.
 
2002-10-08 09:08:18 AM  
Cute story, but they named their kid after the cat's initials? If anyone finds out he was named after old pussy, he'll get beat up in school.
 
2002-10-08 09:12:41 AM  
The thing was gone for 4 years. Can you say "different cat"? I knew you could. Vote for me.
 
2002-10-08 09:12:46 AM  
"But he ate the tuna. It's a favorite."

I know it's my favorite too...what a coincidence! I mean, "Things that sometimes smell like tuna for 200 please, Alex"


This story is chock full of lame double-entendres.
 
2002-10-08 09:18:02 AM  
Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?

To the morgue.
 
2002-10-08 09:24:30 AM  
my cat jacintha [image from iol.ie too old to be available] lived to be 21 years of age

VOTE FOR JACINTHA, A VOTE FOR JACINTHA IS A VOTE FOR LESBIANISM!
 
2002-10-08 09:25:46 AM  
[image from iol.ie too old to be available]
hmmmm
 
2002-10-08 09:26:38 AM  
A FARKING PICTURE would be nice.
 
2002-10-08 09:27:23 AM  
Cormee: Your cat was a lesbian? Is that because she liked other pussies? Narf. Like it!
 
2002-10-08 09:44:49 AM  

Me and Tiger when I was 8

[image from members.myactv.net too old to be available]

A vote for me is a vote for Alf!

 
2002-10-08 09:47:43 AM  
"In 1987, he turned up missing," Debbie recalls.

wtf? how does that work?
 
2002-10-08 09:47:48 AM  
my sister's cat is about 20 now. vote for me!
 
2002-10-08 09:52:32 AM  
Erm... I GET MORE PUSSY THAN ANY OF YOU!

Vote for someone else.
 
2002-10-08 10:02:14 AM  
"He still looks up with those loving yellow eyes and steals your heart."

And is probably thinking 'kill me'.
 
2002-10-08 10:09:22 AM  
A family friend of ours has a cat in its 20s (22-23 I think).
 
2002-10-08 10:10:56 AM  
They named the kid after the cat? Asshats.
 
2002-10-08 10:12:37 AM  
I prefer uglycat

[image from fark.com too old to be available]
 
2002-10-08 10:14:35 AM  
HAHAHAHAHA Mods, kill my post, please!

Guess I'm the asshat.
 
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