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(AZCentral) Boobies Dairy cows get illegal 'boob jobs' for contests   (azcentral.com) divider line 81
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2002-10-07 06:34:43 PM  
An udder disgrace.
 
2002-10-07 06:58:58 PM  
Slayerswine:
Great pun.
 
OBB
2002-10-07 08:01:43 PM  
They're not boobies, they're moobies!
 
2002-10-07 09:25:29 PM  
The old guy that got busted a month or so ago for boinking cows...I wonder if this article would get him all hot.
 
2002-10-07 10:32:48 PM  
I blame the fashion magazines.
 
2002-10-07 10:32:53 PM  
What's with all the cow-related links we've been getting recently?
 
2002-10-07 10:33:02 PM  
WORST. farkING. POST. EVER. TODAY.
 
2002-10-07 10:33:14 PM  
You are the ones who are the udder-lickers!
 
2002-10-07 10:33:23 PM  
I'd hit it...with a straw and some chocolate syrup.
 
2002-10-07 10:33:55 PM  
Nothing to see here. Move along
 
2002-10-07 10:34:03 PM  
They should require this in the Miss America contest, they should be all natural no fakes..... oh, wait they couldn't do that even if their bodies are real they are still a bunch of fakes.
 
2002-10-07 10:34:49 PM  
Damn, check the udders on that one!
 
2002-10-07 10:35:24 PM  
Best use of 'boobies' tag. Ever.
 
2002-10-07 10:36:57 PM  
why is it that when I look for boobs they're always under my own farking shirt?
 
2002-10-07 10:37:26 PM  
I'm afraid to look. Is the link safe for work?
 
2002-10-07 10:38:36 PM  
I don't know about the rest of the country but in California we have to suffer through these talking California cow commercials that are very sexual in nature involving young bulls and cows from Wisconsin
 
2002-10-07 10:38:37 PM  
They should do like LarryD and get on of those vacuum pumps.
 
2002-10-07 10:42:38 PM  
I digress: boobie tag abuse!
 
2002-10-07 10:42:52 PM  
Sudie.
I am pretty sure Slayerswine was refering to the way the Bears are playing tonight. hahaha GO PACK!!!!
 
2002-10-07 10:43:12 PM  
Oh my god! Whats next? Kitten Titties? Please god, I hope no one kills kittens to these udders!
 
2002-10-07 10:44:35 PM  
"It's a little bit like putting a policeman on the highway. The idea isn't so much to catch speeders but to slow things down,"

Not up here. They put cops on the highway as a local revenue stream.
 
2002-10-07 10:44:37 PM  
"why is it that when I look for boobs they're always under my own farking shirt?"
Luckily, there is treatment for that now.....
 
2002-10-07 10:44:39 PM  
Hey, I found some more text from the article:

Bob Jenkins of The Better Calf Center says, "Of course you realize that these cows are under a lot of pressure to look good. The Chick-Fil-A cows' supermodel status has negatively influenced a lot of the young, mainly female cows today. Unfortunately, most of these young impressionable cows don't realize the Chick-Fil-A models photos are retouched and/or digitally enhanced and resort to implants, silver injections, and the like to obtain "the perfect" yet naturally impossible udder.
 
2002-10-07 10:46:19 PM  
Where are the pictures? What kind of boobies post is this?
I want to see udder!
 
2002-10-07 10:47:48 PM  
Interesting description of the udder: four nipples, perfectly aligned, with a place for an attatchment. Uh huh.
 
2002-10-07 10:48:49 PM  
I can't masturbate to this!

Not without pictures of the udders, atleast.
 
2002-10-07 10:50:03 PM  
Apparently, cow udders are not just great for producing milk. After you're done with them, they also make a great pair of shoes.

 
2002-10-07 10:51:13 PM  
WORST HEADLINE / BOOBIES TAG.... ever!
 
2002-10-07 10:51:23 PM  
Since this thread is doomed anyway, anyone feeling like recommending a nonfiction book? Don't care what it's about - right now the most interesting book I can find is Ecodefense.
 
2002-10-07 10:51:31 PM  
Worst use of 'boobies' tag. Ever.
At least give me a picture of the cow tits.
On second thought, don't.
 
2002-10-07 10:51:46 PM  
You really want to see pictures of udder boobies?

ok... here and here you go...NSFW
 
2002-10-07 10:52:17 PM  
Sexy...

 
2002-10-07 10:52:44 PM  
Where are the piccies!?
 
2002-10-07 10:53:20 PM  
 
2002-10-07 10:53:49 PM  
OBB: Moobies?

 
2002-10-07 10:54:31 PM  
I recommend this one, FifthColumn. I just finished it. It's a pretty quick but highly interesting read.

"Culture Jam" by Kalle Lasn
 
2002-10-07 10:58:57 PM  
If those pictures don't scare you, these will. NSFW
 
2002-10-07 10:59:33 PM  
Yong_Fart - he shoots! he scores! LMFAO!
 
2002-10-07 11:00:33 PM  
Damn Datt,

Those are NSFA.


Not Safe For Anyone
 
2002-10-07 11:00:37 PM  
jailbait uddders whoohooo!
 
2002-10-07 11:01:34 PM  
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sucks!
 
2002-10-07 11:01:37 PM  
Dattaway: What the-? That's just not right :(
 
2002-10-07 11:03:11 PM  
I knew I kept my tasteless picture archive for something. Something tells me I should have never found that old dusty hard drive in the attic...
 
2002-10-07 11:03:25 PM  
According to the article, we may soon be able to detect Miss America foamies. Well, that should be interesting.
 
2002-10-07 11:04:13 PM  
I blame these contests in the first place for perpetuating the false media-endorsed bovine body image that sets an unrealistic expectation for young cows. If the media would start promoting images of natural cows then so many young cows would no longer feel the need to attain these gross exaggerations of the bovine form.
 
OBB
2002-10-07 11:04:21 PM  
FifthColumn - I recommend A People's Tragedy, by Orlando Figes. It's a History of the Russian Revolution, but it's written in a readily readbale way, and it's not boring at all. You get to learn about all the cool characters that were involved in the revolution, and it's just really really neat.
 
2002-10-07 11:04:32 PM  
Fifthcolumn:

I recommend The Lexus and the Olive Tree by Thomas L. Friedman.


It's good.
 
2002-10-07 11:07:03 PM  
They're real and They're spectacular.
 
2002-10-07 11:09:25 PM  
Fifth,

I believe print is dead.

Sorry.
 
2002-10-07 11:13:45 PM  
actually, no, no I don't. I just can't help it. When I get a chance to quote Ghostbusters I have to do it. It's an affliction. Really, my insurance covers it. Anyway, gotta go. Mama says she needs some luvin.
 
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