Here's an idea, bodypaint the spiderman costume on your body:

dayum!

the cheat! the cheat!

I'd wish for horns. So majestic, and yet, so wicked awesome!

Guys: Take off all your clothes, tie a string to your cock, and go as a pull toy.

This is probably not funny anymore - but the year that Kurt Cobain shot himself, my friend and I dressed up like Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love. My mother is an excellent seamstress - she's just crazy on that sewing machine. So I showed her a pic of one of Courtney Love's dresses and she made and EXACT replica. Wore that with white tights and black maryjanes, messed up hair with a tiara and lots of dark eyleliner and red lipstick (already had the blond hair and blue eyes), put track marks on my arms, bought a cheap doll at the store and put a diaper on it, tied it to my arm with a rope and colored the diaper so it looked dirty - put a big sign on it that said "Francis Bean". Walked around with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth. My friend made a paper mache head that was all bloody and a flannel shirt - stained himself with blood and pinned a giant suicide note to his chest while holding a gun. It was pretty funny. Lots of people didn't think it was though. We got a lot of "you guys are sick" comments and cold stares.

/shrug.

I don't have sympathy for drug addict moms and people who commit suicide...so I figured it was a good thing to mock.

A few ideas.... only going to post the links for all but two because otherwise the page will take forever...

none of them too original BTW


Dubya, of course.


Be obscure - go as me (except the 4th one)

(yeah yeah so it's photoshop greatest shizits, so what :)
(I wanted to see if they still worked)
(and heck I could have linked the imgs)

You could copy these guys. Fairly obscure but the kids with cooler parents would get it.
Don't do this, this, or indeed this because for the first two, you'll look lame; the last one nobody will get.
Farkparty/SWROTJ halloween ideas - one and two. All your costume are belong to recycloshop.
They'd cut and paste and hit it...
...would you?
Anyone who gets it and tells you so should be shot.

Finally, I heard actually some kids taken to see this film in the states are going to be dressing up as one or the other.... look out for them. Especially the dragon.


REUSE, RECYCLE, REDUCE, REPLACE! Recycloshop.

ahem....
"Don't do this,......"

damn unfetchables

I once went out as an OB/GYN, with a nice lab smock and nice clothes. When someone asked me what I was dressed up as(especially the women), I whipped out a stainless steel speculum and asked if they needed an exam(clacking it open and closed). The expressions on the ladies faces were almost priceless when they saw the speculum.

I once went to a party where a guy showed up wearing nothing but blue jeans. No shirt, no shoes, no socks, just his jeans. He said his costume was premature ejacultaion... because he came in his jeans.

Great duo costme me and my friends did one year. One guy went as a Catholic priest and was blessing people. The we had a second man dressed as the devil walking behind him just shaking his head and gesturing like "it will never work".

and i say...

retardmagnet.com

yep, that's right, your favorites :)

Clamalama that's classic

My girlfriend is confined to a wheelchair, and I always thought it funny to add some nice leather straps, wooden beams, and big wires. Then, I could be the executioner and she would be the condemned in an electric chair

Dress in all pink, and tape a shoe to the top of your head and be..........Bubble gum under a shoe.
:-)
It works

One year I got a leather jacket, guitar and bladed fingers and went as Freddie Krueger Mellencamp.

Eesh, no one has mentioned Lord of the Rings?

My friend wants to go as a Ringwraith, his wife is going as Galadriel.

Me? I'm going as The EYE OF SAURON.

Sorry, forgot voting.

Vote for the EYE OF SAURON.

Get dressed up like the old cat from above...say you're a 25 year old pussy. See...it works for boys AND girls!

Halloween in Tennessee

Take a garbage bag, cut some holes in it so you can see & breathe, pull it down tight and tie a belt around your waist...

Congratulations, you are now a trojan condom...

WITH THE HOLES!!!

These are a couple that are easy but kindof funny. I did this one last year, dress all in black and then pin an addressed envelope to yourself and voila! You're blackmail.

Another one, along the lines of the Chick Magnet suggestions is to attach a bunch of stuffed animals to you (or I guess you could attach live animals) and you're Animal Magnetism!

One year my mother did this, dress in white and attach garbage bags and miscellaneous garbage to yourself and bam, you're White Trash.

Catholic priest with a velcro fly.

SirMIRCsAlot writes: Get your standard Willy Wonka costume (either rave oriented or standard) and then add something extra. Get two hot girls and dress them like so: green wigs, orange body paint, no t-shirt, white suspenders over the boobs. Viola!

I don't get it. How does that look like a stringed orchestral instrument in the violin family?

Duffman! oh yeah! *thrust thrust*

Duffman! now with voting! Oh Yeah! *thrust thrust*

The rabbit from donnie darko

Funniest costume I ever heard of was a friend of mind who is in a wheelchair (kinda limits your options, ya' know?) tied a bunch old computer parts to his wheelchair, tilted his head back and went as Steven Hawking. Those who didn't know him were incredibly offended.

Yes Rifter that rabbit is the coolest.

3 of my best
A smashed up porno tape
Internet pornography
A hunk of shiat

My senior year of high school ('91), I wrapped myself in plastic, doused my face with baby powder, stuck a "R" to my fingernail, played the soundtrack for "Twin Peaks" on my portable stereo and went as Laura Palmer.

Two years ago, I came to work in a suit and tie with a blown-up photocopy of the managing partner's head as a mask.

Well one time I took an old white t-shirt and glued spoons, nails, bits of metal, etc. to it and went as a magnet.

ididn'tdoit: Is that....is that.... a "Male camel toe."

Has any one made a website devoted to this yet????

Ididntdoit---As a Tennessean, I resemble that remark! Actually, a costume like that can be a year round occurrance here in Memphis, although hopefully with a little less package showing...

paint your entire body brown....
stick a 2x4 up your butt...
and go as a FUDGESICKLE.

Here's mine:

I have a green "Israeli Defense Forces" T-shirt, so I'm going to wear it, fatigues, and combat boots. Then I'll get a semi-realistic looking toy machine gun, spraypaint it black, afix a bayonet-looking thing to the front of it, and skewer a baby dolls head on said bayonet. The baby doll will of course have a Palastinian flag on it or something similar. Cool huh?

A friend once went with a fairly complex costume:
He wore the bottom half of a gorilla suit on his legs,
and had the waist-up part of the gorilla suit stuffed
with newspaper to fill it. The gorilla's left arm
was holding a large birdcage that my friend was in,
from the waist up. Some fake legs with shoes bunched
up in front of him inside the bird cage
completed the illusion that a gorilla was
carrying around a large birdcage with a man
inside, politely asking for a drink through the small
bird cage opening.

When I was 10, I dressed up in a leopard print nightshirt, and a giant afro wig. I covered my head with karo syrup and red food coloring. The kid next door dressed up in a kilt, and carried a banana and a coconut. We spent the evening trick-or-treating as "Superfuly" Jimmy Snuka and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

The food coloring stained my forehead for a week!

"Want a Banana? Have a banana! Want a coconut? *bang* Here's your coconut!

BBD

As always, the answers to life's questions can be found at the Chapman Brothers' site:

"Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around!"


"Where in the world is my candy?"


"My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an oach Z."

Take some shaving cream and put enough in your hair so you no longer see your hair. Part the cream into left side and right side. Then, go out with only a towell on and voila...you're the Denorex man.

"This side tingles, tell's me it's doing more..."

In recent years at Halloween and/or Mardi Gras I wore a "Nixon Angel" costume: good-quality Dick Nixon rubber mask, business suit, chop sticks visible in jacket pocket, Republican campaign and other 70's-era buttons (such as the yellow smile face), and two big glittery wings on my back. I also thoroughly tangled myself in large amounts of tape from an audiocassette and trailed the tape behind me as I walked, and gave a vigorous "V" for victory sign to everyone around. Amazing how many people would cheer me and throw beads from Mardi Gras floats to me.

My brother had (and still has) the coolest costume EVER:
STUPENDOUS MAN from Calvin & Hobes.

Back in college (1987 to be precise) a couple friends and
I went as the Young Ones. Being the lone redhead in the group, I got to be Vivien. Best Halloween ever!

Go as Homer and Marge. I was Marge. I have a hairy chest now. Honest.

What an asswipe.

Let's try that again. (PS - could you spot whose code I nicked? )

I was a Pumpkin last year with much success!

Me last halloween.