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rude		2002-10-07 01:29:36 PM

Costume:
Wingtips, black socks with sock garters, boxers, wrinked white button-down shirt, disheveled tie, rosy cheeks, baby powder in your hair (to give it that grey look), a Boston accent and you must always have a drink in your hand.

You instantly become Sen. Ted Kennedy.

If you have a date, just have her put on a cheesy ball gown that you let soak in water, some seaweed and give her face that dead look and she becomes Mary Jo Kopechne.

WaltFlanagansDog		2002-10-07 01:46:57 PM

I walk around buck-ass naked and instantly become:

Giant Penis Man

Alternately, go out clothed normally with a Drew mask on, forming the inimitable

Incomparably Small Penis Man

Godzilla		2002-10-07 01:47:50 PM

I went as the "not so grim reaper" one year.

Full "death" robe, with a smiley face mask.

aionix		2002-10-07 01:56:58 PM

I'm going to don a big blonde wig, push-up bra, gaudy makeup and heels- my best Anna Nicole. My boyfriend agreed to go as Kimmy; we agreed that he can keep his goatee.

aionix		2002-10-07 02:06:57 PM

I figure I'll also carry around a fluffy little stuffed black dog, throwing it around at various intervals screaming "SUGAR PIE! SUGAR PAH!?!"

Weaps		2002-10-07 02:11:45 PM

Well, about two years ago before all of this 9/11 crap I grew a mustache, dyed it black, shaved the sides and dressed up as Hitler. Was real convincing too, you'd be surprised what you can get at surplus stores. Funny thing is, even though he was a scary guy and halloween is all about scary things, I managed to deeply offend many, many, people.

Still have the costume too!

Guy Incognito		2002-10-07 02:59:34 PM

i went as a can of alpo dog food one year. my mom painted the cylindrical costume. luckily, no pictures exist.

Good_Beer		2002-10-07 04:18:29 PM

red cape, white gloves, aviator shades, and blue sweats. DUFF MAN, Oh Yeah!

wldncrzy14		2002-10-07 04:49:15 PM

DuffMan....can't breathe.........OH YEAH!

Flibbertigibbet		2002-10-07 04:59:42 PM

This requires a few people, but whatever. You get a black convertible, have somebody lie in the back seat, wearing a suit, except have them keep their head inside the shirt, so they appear headless. Then pour tomato sauce all over the neck/head area, and garnish with some mashed up pink grapefruit. Proceed to drive around like this. Voila! JFK!

Being horribly insensitive and morbid not your thing? Get a large cardboard box (a fridge box would be ideal), paint it black, put a large "3" on the side, and voila! You're Dale Earnhardt's car. If being morbid and insensitive is your thing, then just run into walls while wearing it. Or, if you don't like either of those, there's always Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots!

(I have a feeling I'm going to get much wrath from this...)

Prof_Bumhat		2002-10-07 05:35:36 PM

As usual I'll be pulling my trouser pockets inside-out, unzipping my fly and going as an elephant.

See you in the drunk tank!

Allivymar		2002-10-07 06:00:48 PM

My 3 fav costumes-all group ideas.

Deck of cards. Harass other people in the bar by either shuffling or playing 52 pick-up.

Entire living room set, including love seat, lamp and pictures. Arrange yourselves as a living room should be and move in concert. Refuse to let other people walk thru the group unless they remove their shoes.

White long johns, shorts, swim cap and rope hanging from the back of the shorts. Viola! Fallopian Swim Team.

picturescrazy		2002-10-07 07:16:33 PM

When I was about 12, me and some friends felt too old to go trick or treating. Well, as parents often do, they changed our mind. A little late for costums, we dressed up really nice like, with ties and everything. Instead of saying trick or treat, we said "Candy for Satan's choir boys!" It was rather fun.

OBB		2002-10-07 08:09:47 PM

This year I'm getting together some hiking boots, a pair of khakis, a beige-coloured button down shirt, brown leather jacket, satchel case, bullwhip and fedora and going as none other than Indiana Jones.

Maybe I'll hook up with some chick who's dressed like Kate Capshaw.

impaler		2002-10-07 10:18:25 PM

A ghost.

I'm not very creative.

Zedrek		2002-10-08 02:45:52 AM

I am going to put on my California Department of Corrections inmate uniform that I stole from the prison I was working at. It's the only time of the year that I can wear it and hopefully not get questioned buy the cops.

DemonSushi		2002-10-08 03:48:40 AM

When i was a kid, like 3 or 4, i went as a car. I drew headlights and wheels on a cardboard box, cut a hole in the top so that i could balance it on my shoulders, and ran around going "Vrooooom!"

Never again did i have this much fun.

rightmindx		2002-10-08 03:50:52 AM

I'm dressing up as an Asian person.

impaler		2002-10-08 03:51:29 AM

sandles, black socks, mustache, massive chest hair, and red bath robe = porn star.

impaler		2002-10-08 03:52:21 AM

And gold necklace.

Loverboy586		2002-10-08 03:52:47 AM

Deus		2002-10-08 03:52:55 AM

Get naked, douse yourself in fake blood, wrap a coathanger around your neck and go as an abortion.

FifthColumn		2002-10-08 03:54:46 AM

Get a couple of Bushes and attach them to you at key locations. You instantly become FifthColumn as he courts Sweater Girl.

ImDracula		2002-10-08 03:55:41 AM

I once saw a guy dressed as Adolph Hitler. he had a bag full of ribs and a condement squiter labeled, "B-B-Jew Sauce".
We beat the FARK out of him and stole his ribs. The sauce was pretty good, but the ribs were overcooked. I'm not Jewish or anything, but as I was kicking him I would Scream, "Oy Vey, you Mashuginah".

I'm gonna burn in Hell, Aren't I?

Peace, Love and Mind your Hate,
-Drac

Rubble		2002-10-08 03:57:34 AM

One year, I covered my shaved head with black makeup, with an white eight on the back (to be an billiard eightball) Everywhere I went, everyone one stared and whispered, because they couldn't see the eight on the back, and they thought I was doing something racial. I'd walk past, they'd see the eight, and then start laughing at themselves for getting antsy. It was pretty neat.

named		2002-10-08 03:58:15 AM

Loverboy586 WTF is with the shape of your head? You need surgery!

rightmindx		2002-10-08 04:00:00 AM

I think there's a Klingon underneath that Spiderman mask.

named		2002-10-08 04:01:00 AM

yeah no shiznit!

DemonSushi		2002-10-08 04:01:41 AM

is Spiderman in the dictionary?

named		2002-10-08 04:02:03 AM

Loverboy586 your head is shaped like a fortune cookie on it's side.

NorthVentricle		2002-10-08 04:02:35 AM

I managed to obtain a cleanroom suit from the last lab job I was doing...full bunny-suit (you either know exactly what I am referring to or you don't) -- with a dust mask, some shades, and a little strategic art on the breast pocket it's gonna make a boss FBI Biohazard suit.

rightmindx		2002-10-08 04:03:15 AM

One vote for everyone, cuz that's just the swell guy that I am.

Boss_Hogg		2002-10-08 04:05:52 AM

disguise yourself as a vote.

Cipster		2002-10-08 04:10:48 AM

The sperm costume from Woody Allen's everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask"

Loverboy586		2002-10-08 04:11:15 AM

My mask was a bit off. Next year at anime fest I'm going to make a latex one. No worries guys, my head is normal shaped. It's just the mask that's made for the fortune cookie heads.

*wink*

brandanbragg		2002-10-08 04:11:26 AM

there are stages of costumes, one can't simply place what a costume will be in a single session of farkness, it just won't be creative enough. you see, there is a process...sort of like test and go. if you add something to the costume and like it, it stays. if you add something and dislike it, it goes.

however, just off the top of my head, i would shave my entire body (for the first time in my life, mind you. it would take many razors) then glue closed clams onto my nipples and over my dong. i would then spray myself with fish bait (the salmon egg kind). i can't think of a name really, maybe 'the clam'. how's that for a guy who's birthday is on halloween.

Narmacil		2002-10-08 04:12:01 AM

Domo-kun!

Supervillain		2002-10-08 04:12:15 AM

Abraham Lincoln with a raging erection.

Comfortably_Numb		2002-10-08 04:13:05 AM

An infantry uniform, torn as if a prisoner of war. Out of the back of the pants, a brass chain = Christopher Walken's character in Pulp Fiction

iamweasel		2002-10-08 04:13:57 AM

When I was a kid, my best friend had a big-ass square box (I think their dryer came in it)... he painted smaller colored squares on the sides & went as a Rubik's Cube (yes, this was the early 80s, why do you ask?). He even has the front-center square cut to pull out like a little cash droor - that's where he kept the candy.

"I got a rock." - C. Brown

Zedrek		2002-10-08 04:15:42 AM

Loverboy586: AHHHH! Put the mask back on.

/joking, put the gun down.

puffy999		2002-10-08 04:16:04 AM

Dress up in some fashionable prison attire, cut off your neighbor's face, and voila! Hannibal Lecter!

Etendue		2002-10-08 04:21:09 AM

I know a couple people who went as the Amiguously Gay Duo, tried to convince them to show me some of their moves (flying, the twirling thing, etc), but to no avail...

rightmindx		2002-10-08 04:22:57 AM

Actually, I'm having trouble deciding what my costume should be. I've narrowed it down to 3 choices:

1) The "Blade Runner" DVD
2) Boise, Idaho
3) An Orgasm.

Dr.Ron		2002-10-08 04:25:18 AM

Well, last year I cut off my pinkies, painted myself yellow and had my friend go over me with a lawn-roller. Ta-dahh - Homer Simpson!

p.s. it's okay, they grow back...

Supervillain		2002-10-08 04:27:18 AM

Go as the guy who put so much care and attention into his costume it's almost creepy.

2xhelix		2002-10-08 04:28:28 AM

Rude: One of my friends and his gf went as them one year. Still have a pic around here somewhere.

Had a party back in '89 and one couple came as the Bay Bridge and kept collapsing. (This was right after the quake.) Wish I had a pic of them.

My own stuff has ranged from a volcano with fake flames spewing from the top that were powered from underneat with an rc airplane engine and propeller and battery lamp. Needless to say, it wasn't the easiest costume to drink in. To one year when I just attached a can of Planter's to the crotch of my pants. (I was "farkin nuts.")

Best costumes overall throughout the years have always been at NYC's Halloween parade in Greenwich Village. One year they had a squad of linebacker sized guys dressed in drag as a cheerleading team. They must have rehearsed for weeks, did perfectly executed cartwheels, pyramids and cheers. Funny shiat!

A John Ashcroft mask with Ashcroft for prez buttons and a big "I Won!" sign may be in the making this year. That way when people ask me what I am, I can say "Your worst nightmare!"

Ain`Soph		2002-10-08 04:30:38 AM

Just dress up like normal, and when anyone asks who you are, say you're the long lost child of Dirk Diggler.

monkeybiatch		2002-10-08 04:31:30 AM

one year i went as jackie kennedy right after the shooting.
pink skirt suit with pill box hat,big "i love dallas"
and "vote kennedy" pins, and black flip hair style.
blood sprayed down one side,fake bloody mangled ear and brain chunks glued on to suit.*
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* if you geussed idea stolen from parker posey movie "the house of yes" you would be correct.

PoopMasterG		2002-10-08 04:34:35 AM

Brown Jumpsuit, Hat with an Ass on it, Picture of UglyAss Baby Gorilla on the Left Breat Pocket with Boobies pasted under it, backpack made out of Mountain Dew cans/Photoshop boxes, and a hose that shoots Mountain Dew.......

Clichebusters
"I ain't fraid of no Farks......yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah...Doo,Doo,Da,Doo,Da,Doo...."

Hey, I tried

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