And yet ... actually totally hot, in that coked-up supermodel way. Somebody get this gal a contract with Elite or something! (And get some caretakers for her poor kids and animals.)

That would be some good sportfarkin . Am I the only one that thought "stripper" when they saw the pic?

cazman: That would be some good sportfarkin . Am I the only one that thought "stripper" when they saw the pic?

Ha, she supposedly calls herself a "model" on her myspace site -- the linked article's comments mention it, but there's no myspace address.

Norad: I have to step back and say 25 is a MILF?

Submitter must be 12 years old

Well, the acronym 'MILF' being short for 'Mom I'd Like to fark'...

And the woman in question being the mother of three children...

Yeah, I really think it's applicable.

Also, go use your skull to stop a moving vehicle. Thanks.

Jaileen Lorraine Soliman

Momma knew who she was naming.

That's one of them Highlights for Children "can you find'em" games ain't it?

part of you finds yourself sexual attracted to her, and part of you is disgusted because it knows she smells like cat shiat.

Norad: Magic: go use your skull to stop a moving vehicle. Thanks.

It's all good. I used your mom's mouth to stop my jizz from landing on her eyelids.

And she has a skull.

So it all works out.

And you were questioning Subby being 12. Actually, hang out with a some 12 yr olds and come up with some better comebacks before you post again.

Norad, please forgive the little farktards, they have 6 greens between them in 8 years....

This is an ad she placed on Craigslist according to the comments below the article. She wants to clean houses...wait a sec...
I am looking for a possible pro bono, inexpensive attorney or an attorney to barter with to help with 2 issues. I need to move a case from PB County to SL County and then file a Relocation Motion. My husband was laid off for 2 months and we had to send him to NJ to get work. Problem is I have 3 kids and another due in the Spring with my exe husband having me grounded to living in PB, Martin or SL County with my daughter. All I want is my family back together and we can not afford thousands of dollars in retainers. As it is my grandmother was allowing us to stay at her house until things were finalized and now she is evicting my children and I with no where to go until I have a document signed by a judge that I can leave the state. My husband is in NJ, but he is a computer anaylist who can help fix a problem on a computer or get computer programs for your computer, I can pet sit, house sit, babysit, proofread paper work, clean house, etc.

Sweet Christ, her name is JAILEEN. What else could you expect?

FTFAShe is home schooling the children, but her methods are in question, according to the report

Why did this make me laugh so? ahhhhhhh...hahahah....

Yep, I'd hit that shiat so hard her eyes would cross.
and I wouldn't care about the kitty shiat around the house either.

She looks a bit like that female cop in Heroes. I don't know. Irresponsible woman. Jaileen...that name is so funny. It's worse than Chardonny or Tracy.

wow, I was 99% sure that whole hot thing was BS

Hot + Crazy. Wow, that's a surprise.

I think this is her (new window), but is no longer working.

Sadness.

She is home schooling the children, but her methods are in question...

Investigators report they found several pets running loose - including a pit bull and a pot bellied pig - and pet and human feces on the floor and on furniture. Trash, dirty clothing and bugs were also was all over the house, according to the report.

"I think the thing that stuck out is when they opened the door and the overwhelming smell of urine and feces because ... the air conditioning was turned off and it was quite hot in there and there was just feces all over the floors, the walls, the kitchen sink, it was in every single room," Vega said.

(COUGH!!)

Understatement of the year!

Nice virus hit from the link above.

I don't recommend clicking on said link

"She is home schooling the children, but her methods are in question, according to the report."

Ok, even if she was providing a decent environment for her children, stuff like this is why I can't quite support parents' absolute right to control the education of their children. What on earth is a woman who started having children at age 15 and presumably hasn't finished high school, much less college, going to teach her children? What kind of trouble is society going to have to deal with when this cycle is repeated?

/ Two years older than this gal
// Do not feel qualified to be my theoretical children's sole educator, despite ability to teach adults how not to fark up their computers and various badly-designed databases

How can a girl that hawt be so farked up?
I say Dad is involved somehow...

Shame.

Shame on her, shame on all of you who make sport of this poor woman's misfortune.

What a sick society in which we live, for this sort of situation to be commonplace enough to be cause for derision instead of horror.

Shame on us all.

Enjoy your bread and circuses, people. Enjoy it while your house burns to the ground.

indis

Thanks to google cache:

"I have multiple websites of my modeling shoots with more to come. My measurements are 36-26-34."

myspace from google cache, NSFW
modellaunch profile, NSFW
sugarloot profile, probably NSFW
models.com profile, should be kinda SFW
Model Mayhem page doesn't work.
OMP page doesn't work.

Fap away!

yurcrapulence: How can a girl that hawt be so farked up?
I say Dad is involved somehow...

Hey, don't blame it all on her father. Be fair! She calls every guy she sleeps with 'daddy'.

Hot but stupid. Boobies ain't brains and knocked up at 14 or 15 shows low self esteem and no critical thinking skills. Bet she's second or third generation trailer trash.

On the other hand I'd hire a baby sitter for the kids and take her to a motel there on US 1 for a weekender.

/Used to use the beaches on Indian River instead of a motel when we were young and the beaches weren't built up on every last damn square foot.
//Chased around said beaches by the police on more than one occasion.
///Slashies and submarine races - woohoo!

her pics have that hot...but slightly trailer park hot look to them

Mmmmmm..... Olivia D'abo meets Ivanka Trump. Would hit... no matter how much dogshiat, pigshiat, or whatever that she let pile up in my place...

Then again, I'm drunk... so you could tack 50 pounds on her and I'd probably still say... "petting zoo? Sure, why not?" with the promise we'd get naked soon.

For a gal who was knocked up at 14 she sure aged well.

thanks Moof for the links. One pic shows a tat. Why am I not surprised.

/Big shoutout 'HEY Y'ALL' to all the White City kids I hung with years gone by.

fark'emfeed'emfish: wow, I was 99% sure that whole hot thing was BS


Me too.


God she's a Hollywood-esque babe though. Definitely no "beauty on the inside" though.

The first picture of the house had me thinking, "Meh, night of partying could do that." The other pics though....gross.


Any word on any drug tests done?

10:1 she was on coc or crack.



/drunk....is she that hot?

grxymkjbn: Shame.

Shame on her, shame on all of you who make sport of this poor woman's misfortune.

What a sick society in which we live, for this sort of situation to be commonplace enough to be cause for derision instead of horror.

Shame on us all.

Enjoy your bread and circuses, people. Enjoy it while your house burns to the ground.

Yes, that's me. Making sport and enjoying my bread and circuses.
Because, you know, one circus is never enough. Especially when I'm loaded up on bread and ready to make sport.
Thanks for the moral compass check, Borat. Now hie thee back whence you came. This is FARK! There is no place for you here.

looks a bit like billie piper if la piper were to miss a few meals, imo

She just needs to meet the right billionaire, like Anna Nicole Smith did.

As a male farker ( who gags at the smell of cat pee ) my dilemma is this, would I be able to date her without letting her into my house or my car and staying outdoors and upwind at all times plus would require her to keep the poop covered children at home . Dinner at Dairy Queen I guess.
If we did do the dirty deed ( standing to reduce body contact ) Would I be able to hold my breath for the entire time ??

This could be like auto-erotic strangulation only with a girl , intriguing.......

Did I miss Caturday?

Bathia_Mapes - I think the key word here is "mother/mom". She may have given birth to three children, but she certainly didn't have much in the way of maternal instinct when it came to caring for them. She allowed them to live in filth & denied them food when they didn't do their chores. There is no excuse for her behavior.

Ummm.... hello... hotness...

Maybe you should look more closely at her picture.

And in case that didn't do the trick, I'll spell it out for you...

H O T N E S S

Subby is probably a fat chick.

I notice she has her computer set up to be usable without getting out of bed, which begs the question what's her Fark ID?

According to the comments, the 10 year old isn't her kid, it's her boyfriend's kid.

That puts her at 18 when having the first one. Not ideal, but not as bad as 15.

Anyhow, did anyone else get a laugh out of this comment?

I think I would turn down a Thanksgiving dinner invitation.

/Reminds me of an ex g/f of mine.
//She at least kept the house clean