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(Reuters)   Without plastic surgery, Miss World contestant says she "probably wouldn't be here"   ( divider line
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2001-07-30 12:49:02 AM  
repeat. Yesterday's title = "Surgery now required to contend for Miss World title."

what gives?
2001-07-30 01:19:48 AM  
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2001-07-30 01:23:42 AM  
Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enuff affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

song by Fat Mike (NOFX )
2001-07-30 01:28:22 AM  
2001-07-30 04:38:55 AM  
Repeat (wow, no more repied, i must not have gotten my eduction from Detroit).
2001-07-30 08:31:32 AM  
okay, once you win miss world, who do you compete with for miss universe? are we bringing in contestants from other star systems to contend? isn't it not fair that earth wins the miss universe contest every time? I don't understand.
2001-07-30 08:42:12 AM  
Hey, if the alien babes can't be bothered to even show up, they don't deserve to win.
I liked Futurama's Miss Universe contest...didn't an amoeba blob thing win?
2001-07-30 09:57:54 AM  
Let's not be inviting the others here now. There's gotta be something scarier than implants out there.
2001-07-30 10:08:53 AM  
Ahem, repeat from yesterday...
2001-07-30 10:15:26 AM  
I wonder if bribes are needed for articles to be submitted. The reason I am wondering is because I submitted 3 articles in the past week, and not one of them has made it. Meanwhile, this tallies up my total of attempted posts to over 20. So, my total number of posts ought to be 25. This is a totally farked-up scenario, yaknow?

-he who stacks pork
2001-07-30 10:26:00 AM  
Maybe we should be allowed to vote on the submitted articles and cut the middleman. So sorry Drew. Why do I get the impression Drew'd be okay with that. LOL
2001-07-30 10:51:01 AM  
it would be less work for drew, unless you take into account having to set up a voting process, plus the fact that we'd all have to sift thru hundreds each day... i'm gonna input a big fat no.
2001-07-30 12:05:22 PM  
Flux: The computer could be programed to accept votes for the articles and the computer could itself limit the articles to vote on. Limiting is what Drew does now. I don't think Drew does as much as his pentium. I mean that in a sincere way. In the end Drew would be resposible for censoring only. The whole vote process is no more complicated than the voting we do now on this site. I say let the computers do the work if they can. Drew would just be pulling boobies all day. No offence.
2001-07-30 01:07:48 PM  
A fine little girl - She waits for me
She's as plastic as she can be
She paints her face with plastic goo
And wrecks her hair with some shampoo

Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag

Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag

We are confronted with...a vast quantity of...plastic people..."
Take a day and walk around
Watch the Nazi's run your town
Then go home and check yourself
You think we're singing 'bout someone else
But you're plastic people
Oh, Baby, now you're such a drag
Me see a neon Moon above
I searched for years - I found no love
I'm sure that love will never be
A product of Plasticity
A product of Plasticity

maybe Frank Zappa said it best
2001-07-30 02:17:04 PM  
If we were gonna vote on the submitted articles, why wouldn't they just eliminate the whole screeing process and post all the articles that get submitted?
2001-07-30 05:38:00 PM  
"With a bit of ``physical preparation'' -- artificial breast implants, a nose job and a little trimming of fat from the hips -- you too can aspire to be Miss World."

Artificial breast implants? As opposed to the practice of implanting actual, larger breasts into your existing smaller ones? That's a lot of nipples....
2001-07-30 10:08:31 PM  
Flibbertigibbet: This isn't a democracy. This is Fark. Drew still wants to keep us boobie free. He's the boss and we have to respect that and not compare him to any dictators that you may know, have heard of, or have seen. Of course if each article that was taboo was cloaked and could be viewable for the ones who want the pornography, then we'd have a demoracy and Drew wouldn't be pulling boobies as often. Sting!
2001-07-31 07:00:20 AM  
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