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(AP)   Pot-bellied pigs run wild on Iowa streets, making Iowa the coolest place to live... for like 35 minutes   (ap.google.com) divider line 37
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2007-11-15 05:42:10 PM  
What a boner!?
 
2007-11-15 05:42:11 PM  
where's Benny Hill when you need him
 
2007-11-15 05:42:41 PM  
I don't quite get the headline. Is 35 minutes the time it took for the pigs to be caught, or how long until they started shiatting everywhere?
 
2007-11-15 05:42:50 PM  
Rusty McSukit: where's Benny Hill when you need him

dead?
 
2007-11-15 05:43:28 PM  
Pig is nude
Unashamed
 
2007-11-15 05:44:29 PM  
"They dart in and out of cars, and somebody could get hit," Messmer said. "That's why you have to catch 'em. Poor little buggers."

So pigs or people are darting in and out of cars?

/nice article
 
2007-11-15 05:44:47 PM  
Ah, the sororities at U of Iowa must be out looking for dates.

/drtfa
//actually like U of Iowa
///Illinois is the true U of I
 
2007-11-15 05:45:34 PM  
..for like 35 minutes

I don't have a fooking clue what subby is trying to say here...

-1
 
2007-11-15 05:46:41 PM  
MmmVomit
I don't quite get the headline. Is 35 minutes the time it took for the pigs to be caught, or how long until they started shiatting everywhere?

RTFA. All is explained to those who seek knowledge.

- From the Savage Belief Rhetorical Nonsense file
 
2007-11-15 05:47:32 PM  
FTFA
"Learning from her first pig chase, animal control officer Leah Messmer knew to grab a blanket."

As a veteran of Iowa nightlife, I also have learned to bring a blanket.
 
2007-11-15 05:49:11 PM  
Why do the Iowa Hawkeyes play on Astroturf?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

/I'll be here all week
 
2007-11-15 05:50:00 PM  
Savage Belief: MmmVomit
I don't quite get the headline. Is 35 minutes the time it took for the pigs to be caught, or how long until they started shiatting everywhere?

RTFA. All is explained to those who seek knowledge.

- From the Savage Belief Rhetorical Nonsense file


You do know what website this is, right?
 
2007-11-15 05:55:22 PM  
You know to calm those pot-bellied pigs down all you really need is to get them to have sex with an elephant, but you have to get them drunk first, you can't just expect a pot-bellied pig to make sweet love to an elephant or an elephant to have sex with an ugly pig.
 
2007-11-15 05:55:22 PM  
If pot bellied pigs loose make Iowa a cool place for 35 minutes, how cool is Vietnam?
 
2007-11-15 05:55:50 PM  
I heard Iowa stands for

Idiots
Out
Walking
Around.

Does mean Iowa is going to have to change it's name?

no offense to all of the Iowans out there
 
2007-11-15 06:07:32 PM  
Wingman8104:
It all depends on what part of Iowa you're in. Same goes for any state, quite frankly.

/Dogs > Cats
 
2007-11-15 06:12:51 PM  
Iowa is a horrible place to live.
don't come here.

and the U of Iowa girls are so ugly and unfun too!
somehow I manage to survive living in iowa City, but I just take it a day at a time.

the horror, the horror.

stay away.
 
2007-11-15 06:14:12 PM  
Chaim Witz: Why do the Iowa Hawkeyes play on Astroturf?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

/I'll be here all week


Yes it is terrible. stay away.

PS- Ain't no turf.
 
2007-11-15 06:14:51 PM  
Pot-bellied pigs make the rockin' world go 'round.

/get on your hogs and ride
 
2007-11-15 06:19:40 PM  
Of course, Davenport is an...interesting place to have been born and I don't go back much unless I am in disguise and carrying mace.

They say every time you fart another Quad Citian joins the UFC.

/river rat
 
2007-11-15 06:23:53 PM  
mystic_fool: and the U of Iowa girls are so ugly and unfun too!

Lies
 
2007-11-15 06:23:54 PM  
oh...there's nothin' halfway about the iowa way to treat ya if we treat ya (which we may not do at all)
 
2007-11-15 06:26:52 PM  
Those jocks ruined everything. We'll never get into Lambda Lambda Lambda now.
 
2007-11-15 06:44:11 PM  
MMMM, BACON
 
2007-11-15 07:02:38 PM  
Two measly pigs? Lame. I was evnvisioning a whole herd of them running down the street a la Pamplona.
 
2007-11-15 07:18:41 PM  
"they make darling pets."
/ obscure?
// stop scowling
 
2007-11-15 08:15:59 PM  
Oldiron_79: Agreed.

/IIIIIIIIT'S BACON!
 
2007-11-15 08:16:10 PM  
Wingman8104: I heard Iowa stands for

Idiots
Out
Walking
Around.

Does mean Iowa is going to have to change it's name?


Yes, it has to change it is name.
 
2007-11-15 08:17:11 PM  
mystic_fool: Iowa is a horrible place to live.
don't come here.

and the U of Iowa girls are so ugly and unfun too!
somehow I manage to survive living in iowa City, but I just take it a day at a time.

the horror, the horror.

stay away.


Can someone photoshop a picture of an emo waaambulance for this weak troll? Maybe something involving cutting itself?

/If you hate a place that much, MOVE
//Don't care what your circumstances are, if you actually hate it that much, MOVE
///Dogs > Cats
 
2007-11-15 08:38:19 PM  
i.a.cnn.net

mystic fool, thou art teh ghey
 
2007-11-15 09:18:03 PM  
Wingman8104: I heard Iowa stands for

Idiots
Out
Walking
Around.

Does mean Iowa is going to have to change it's name?

no offense to all of the Iowans out there


No offense - got the hell out as soon as I could.

Also heard Iowa stands for

I'm
On
Weightwatchers
Again
 
2007-11-15 09:39:08 PM  
I'd pay fifty dollars for one!
 
2007-11-15 10:40:08 PM  
I imagine it would be a fun pet...for like 35 minutes

/somehow I don't imagine this was out of place there
//still don't really understand what the headline was trying to say
 
2007-11-15 11:22:53 PM  
I just came by to say two things:

1. Bacon
2. Iowa Cheerleader Knees.
 
2007-11-16 04:46:05 AM  
This happened a block from where I work - and we got a video of the group trying to catch 'em on our website:

QC Times
 
2007-11-16 06:15:25 AM  
Were they numbered 1, 2, and 4?
 
2007-11-16 03:42:06 PM  
Wingman8104, herb Tarlek's daughter

This is going off on a bit of a tangent but, your posts reminded me of this acronym decode:

IROC: Italian Retard Out Cruisin'

/Maybe it was a Jersey thing
 
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