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(Some Guy)		"Incident involving a pumpkin, beer and acrylic nails lands 2 people in jail" (tcpalm.com)		28
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FriarReb98		2007-11-14 08:49:59 PM

Tonight, on MacGyver....

JurassFinishFirst		2007-11-14 09:08:13 PM

Somebody please put a gold mouth on Richard "Huff."

Hootus		2007-11-14 09:10:09 PM

Now thats the Florida couple of the year. They seem perfectly suited to one another, and should be allowed to relax in peace in their trailer. My only concern is if the pumpkin is ok...

/plucks her eyebrows
//shaves his head
///match made in heaven

FarkinFarker		2007-11-14 09:12:43 PM

JurassFinishFirst:Somebody please put a gold mouth on Richard "Huff."

That's just too much. The face and the name are just begging for it.

wslush		2007-11-14 09:16:41 PM

In other words, it was just Wednesday night in Florida.

mjoven1975		2007-11-14 09:17:40 PM

Tonight, on MacGyver....

Thread over, FriarReb98 FTW!

BrainRotMenacer		2007-11-14 09:30:58 PM

mjoven1975: Tonight, on MacGyver....

Thread over, FriarReb98 FTW!

Yep. That's what I came here for and, as usual, FARK doesn't disappoint.

William Shakesbeer		2007-11-14 09:38:17 PM

"Cummings ducked and Huff threw several gourds at her."

Laughed my ass off at this for some reason...

cousndick		2007-11-14 09:39:00 PM

Still not amused

mjoven1975		2007-11-14 09:42:21 PM

Shave the head and it's the same guy. Bonus: The suspect's name is Richard Huff

Crazymuthafarker		2007-11-14 09:42:39 PM

The headline was far more facinating than the actual story. I feel dirty for having read it.

/meh

King Something		2007-11-14 09:43:05 PM

"Cummings ducked and Huff threw several gourds at her."

He said "Cumming"

blogs.chron.com

LightGiver		2007-11-14 09:46:25 PM

Phostshop: a pumpkin, beer and acrylic nails

Freak Flag Fly		2007-11-14 09:51:55 PM

And somehow I was expected to RTFA to learn that grown-up Linus and Sally were arrested for indecent exposure this Halloween...

/"You should be good at this! You got the perfect mouth for it!"

fappomatic		2007-11-14 09:55:30 PM

I wondered what Shannon Dougherty was up to these days.

Pumpkins and gourds and nails, oh my!
Pumpkins and gourds and nails, oh my!

FriarReb98		2007-11-14 09:58:50 PM

mjoven1975: Thread over, FriarReb98 FTW!

::takes bow:: Thanks!

the_wanderer		2007-11-14 10:09:16 PM

Richard Huff...

You know.

Dick Huff...

tshetter		2007-11-14 10:19:32 PM

Citing conflicting stories, injuries to both and the appearance of the scene, investigators couldn't determine who was the primary aggressor.

Huff faces charges of domestic battery by strangulation and domestic battery, while Cummings faces a single domestic battery charge.

domestic battery by strangulation

Totally starting a band.

Don_Carlogero		2007-11-14 10:21:31 PM

Why did he have to waste beer? Doesn't he know there is a hop's shortage?

Plug_Nickel		2007-11-14 10:35:28 PM

Florida trumps Obvious?

HMS_Blinkin		2007-11-14 10:36:17 PM

In all fairness, beer has been a factor in most of my legal troubles......

King Something		2007-11-14 10:37:06 PM

Plug_Nickel: Florida trumps Obvious?

Florida ALWAYS trumps, except for H3ero and NewsFlash

/and not entirely sure about Hero

Bill_Cosby's_Sweater		2007-11-15 12:05:31 AM

Pumpkin beer?

www.ratebeer.com

/dogfish head. Good beer and represents DE all at once.

FarkNeedsWomen		2007-11-15 12:19:45 AM

the_wanderer

Richard Huff...

You know.

Dick Huff...

Is he a chicken choker? ;)

xdedd		2007-11-15 12:27:31 AM

unless it also includes a midget, a donkey, and a wheelbarrow I'm not interested...

scare-crow		2007-11-15 02:22:41 AM

JurassFinishFirst: Somebody please put a gold mouth on Richard "Huff."

Ask and ye shall receive!

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And just for good measure:

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erupt2001		2007-11-15 09:49:28 AM

..when officials allege he hurled a 4-pound pumpkin at her. Cummings ducked and Huff threw several gourds at her.

Is it just me or is that one of the most hilarious one and a half sentences you will hear today?