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(Yahoo)   Smoking suitcase found at Phoenix airport. Moved outside to designated smoking area   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2007-11-13 03:02:54 PM  
THERE IS JUST NO SMOKING IN THE WHITE ZONE.
 
2007-11-13 03:03:04 PM  
What else am I supposed to pack my smoking jackets in?
 
2007-11-13 03:03:37 PM  
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
 
2007-11-13 03:03:39 PM  
Regular or Menthol?
 
2007-11-13 03:03:49 PM  
A little more info in this article: Link (new window)
 
2007-11-13 03:04:53 PM  
well, that suitcase is not welcome in any of the bars around here then.

/i can has cigarette?
//hell no you dirty suitcase, suck my liberal communist legislation.
 
2007-11-13 03:06:13 PM  
birdmanesq:THERE IS JUST NO SMOKING IN THE WHITE ZONE.


Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.
 
2007-11-13 03:06:38 PM  
She told the fire department that "it's just toiletries,"

Yup, it was a dildo.
 
2007-11-13 03:07:05 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop smoking.
 
2007-11-13 03:08:30 PM  
I hate it when I have to go outside to smoke alone, I'll go with the suitcase...
 
2007-11-13 03:08:41 PM  
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're counting on you.
 
2007-11-13 03:09:09 PM  
This was all a big misunderstanding. The suitcase was gettin busy in the luggage hold.
 
2007-11-13 03:09:38 PM  
FarkinFarker: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
2007-11-13 03:09:40 PM  
themuleskinner: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop smoking.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
 
2007-11-13 03:11:42 PM  
ElwoodPDowd: She told the fire department that "it's just toiletries,"

Yup, it was a dildo.


A broken bottle of perfume shorts the batteries and a conflagration is narrowly avoided. When will these women learn to remove the batteries and wrap them separately? Damn it, the Government Printing Office in Pueblo Clorado needs to publish a pamphlet about this!
 
2007-11-13 03:12:43 PM  
Attention please. Will the owner of the red Baader-Meinhof carryon please report to the Lufthansa luggage counter.
 
2007-11-13 03:12:47 PM  
Well what the fark was it?
 
2007-11-13 03:14:21 PM  
ElwoodPDowd: She told the fire department that "it's just toiletries,"

Yup, it was a dildo.


TSA to woman: I found your lightsaber!
 
2007-11-13 03:14:35 PM  
Sssssssmokin'!!

img403.imageshack.us
 
2007-11-13 03:20:08 PM  
That suitcase is worse than Hitler.
 
2007-11-13 03:20:21 PM  
birdmanesqTHERE IS JUST NO SMOKING IN THE WHITE ZONE.

I know what you mean, you want me to have an abortion!
 
2007-11-13 03:24:03 PM  
+1 on the submitter's headline. Maybe even +2.
 
2007-11-13 03:30:59 PM  
i190.photobucket.com
 
2007-11-13 03:34:49 PM  
Did the luggage have hundreds of tiny legs?
 
2007-11-13 03:41:27 PM  
HA!
I can shake the TSA guys hand with my masterbatory tools.
 
2007-11-13 03:41:55 PM  
www.tigersweat.com
 
2007-11-13 03:45:44 PM  
Really.. That sort of thing isn't my bag Baby


www.intresseklubben.nu
 
2007-11-13 03:57:43 PM  
smoke and toiletries... maybe baby powder?

/I bet they made this guy buy another ticket since his missed his /flight


//They made me buy another ticket because of a storm delay, $800 total for two tickets from chicago to knoxville
 
2007-11-13 04:00:53 PM  
Ah, Phoenix. That's where US Air sent my bag that was supposed to disembark with me in Detroit.
 
2007-11-13 04:06:28 PM  
What, so dry ice is now a banned carry-on item?
 
2007-11-13 04:07:04 PM  
Old_Chief_Scott A broken bottle of perfume shorts the batteries and a conflagration is narrowly avoided. When will these women learn to remove the batteries and wrap them separately? Damn it, the Government Printing Office in Pueblo Colorado needs to publish a pamphlet about this!

I see a photoshop opportunity.
 
2007-11-13 04:17:27 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2007-11-13 04:20:26 PM  
TSA Approved Items (new window)

Would that be considered a tool?
 
2007-11-13 05:03:40 PM  
I'm sitting in traffic outside the Phoenix airport because they STILL haven't cleared up the traffic that was created by this shiat, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
/At least I know why it's all jammed up now.
 
2007-11-13 06:03:54 PM  
Old_Chief_Scott: Damn it, the Government Printing Office in Pueblo Clorado needs to publish a pamphlet about this!

I just had all sorts of 80s TV flashbacks there, nice job!

+1
 
2007-11-14 12:06:39 AM  
As long as it's not placed in holding to strangle itself, it's all good.
 
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