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(Decatur Daily)		Teen hottie rescues cute baby squirrel (with pic of both) (decaturdaily.com)		239
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kona		2007-11-13 01:54:07 PM

someone left the trailer door open

bargled		2007-11-13 01:59:35 PM

You need a permit to raise a squirrel but not for dogs and cats?

UberDave		2007-11-13 01:59:54 PM

If you're going to post articles about squirrels....

Yummy (new window)

MasterThief		2007-11-13 02:00:06 PM

"I has a gurlfrend!"

NikolaiFarkoff		2007-11-13 02:03:53 PM

The squirrel farted, y'all.

tankdilla		2007-11-13 02:09:30 PM

She has rabies.

Gavino		2007-11-13 02:24:35 PM

Animal Lover?

/digusting!

NightOwl2255		2007-11-13 02:28:03 PM

I see a rodent with nice hair and a squirrel...

Tatsuma		2007-11-13 02:30:48 PM

Decatur?

Our step mom we did everything to hate her
She took us down to the edge of Decatur
We saw the lion and the kangeroo take her
Down to the river where they caught a wild alligator

Sangamon River it overflowed
It caused a mudslide on the banks of the operator
civil war skeletons in their graves,
They came up clapping in the spirit of the aviator

The sound of the engines and the smell of the grain,
We go riding on the abolition grain train
Steven A. Douglas was a great debater,
But Abraham Lincoln was the great emancipator

Chickenmobile with your rooster tail
I had my fill and I know how bad it feels
Stay awake and watch for the data
No small caterpiller, go congratulate her

Denominator, go Decatur, go Decatur,
It's the great I Am
abominate her, go Decatur, why did we hate her?
It's the great I Am

Denominator, go Decatur, anticipate her
It's the great I Am
Appreciate her, appreciate her,
Stand up and thank her,

Stand up and thank her,
It's the great I Am.
Stand up and thank her,
It's the great I Am.
Stand up and thank her,
It's the great I Am.
Stand up and thank her.

/It's quite a sight to see thousands of people dancing and singing
"We go riding on the abolition grain train
Steven A. Douglas was a great debater,
But Abraham Lincoln was the great emancipator"
at a Sufjan gig

bitteroldman		2007-11-13 02:40:03 PM

Local News is truly desperate.
I rescue a couple squirrels a year. Lots of people do. I have almost two dozen that come to my yard to feed and many will eat from my hand. Nothing unusual about it.
Do a YouTube search and you'll find tons of them.
In the old days the "Dog Bites Man" stories didn't get to print. Only the "Man Bites Dog" stories made it.
Not so now. Any bit of tripe is now news worthy.

OregonVet		2007-11-13 02:57:29 PM

That looks like one of those fatty pics from Facebook.

ahwahoo2006		2007-11-13 03:03:33 PM

Too bad she's married. Her husband complains about her buying $30 worth of groceries for the squirrel.

dillenger69		2007-11-13 03:22:47 PM

You can't mention squirrels without:
Threebrain - weeeeee
and
Foamy, your lord and master.

ginger ninja		2007-11-13 03:24:51 PM

OregonVet: That looks like one of those fatty pics from Facebook.

I was gonna say 'Myspace angles'

xanadian		2007-11-13 03:35:40 PM

/approves

clanque		2007-11-13 03:52:08 PM

Squirrels are rats with a good PR firm.

/Don't know who originated that, but it's true.

scapes23		2007-11-13 03:52:36 PM

/Obvious, sorry xanidian

Trepidity		2007-11-13 04:29:08 PM

i wouldnt say cute.

oxidiser		2007-11-13 04:39:04 PM

You guys are kinda harsh. You can't even really see her face or physique. Oh well, it's probably just my desperation setting in.

Nestea Plunge		2007-11-13 04:55:12 PM

Hubba hubba!

tweekster		2007-11-13 04:55:58 PM

I'd hit it.

What? sharp knees are a hawt

tortilla burger		2007-11-13 04:56:01 PM

Yup, that's a myspace angle if I've ever seen one.

Witholding judgment until other pics arrive.

mason4300		2007-11-13 04:56:08 PM

I totally would have named her Wyatt...

jonny_ill		2007-11-13 04:56:19 PM

Your Eyes.

Check them.

HZS9PK		2007-11-13 04:56:42 PM

She's married? Aww nuts!

unremarkable asterisk		2007-11-13 04:57:37 PM

oxidiser: You guys are kinda harsh. You can't even really see her face or physique. Oh well, it's probably just my desperation setting in.

Cue the "Homer Simpson Makeup Gun" picture.

Nestea Plunge		2007-11-13 04:57:47 PM

Married at 19? WTF. Such a waste.

baby_hewey		2007-11-13 04:57:50 PM

meh, I'd hit it. Both, the squirrel with a .410 and her with my peener. I'd eat the squirrel, might eat her too as long as nothing smells funny.

carallard		2007-11-13 04:57:51 PM

Link is farked

mab1823		2007-11-13 04:57:59 PM

her husband David said

19? FAIL

westbound pachyderm		2007-11-13 04:58:04 PM

Andthisonetimethisgirlshecameandshelikerescuedmeandiwasalllike
Weeeeeeeeeeee!

Barakku		2007-11-13 04:58:15 PM

Headline + "Teen hottie" + fark= farked link.

MattyBlast		2007-11-13 04:59:06 PM

HZS9PK: She's married? Aww nuts!

I see what you did there.

/always wanted to say that

smashington		2007-11-13 04:59:11 PM

she looks like a baby prostitute

jpsm		2007-11-13 04:59:17 PM

elmoron		2007-11-13 04:59:35 PM

This word you use, "hottie".....I do not think it means what you think it means.

TWX		2007-11-13 04:59:44 PM

mab1823: her husband David said

19? FAIL

Not on the husband's part...

please		2007-11-13 04:59:49 PM

"The Internet's Favorite Squirrel Rescuer"

surgicalsnack		2007-11-13 04:59:59 PM

i'd bury my nuts in it.

/not really

westbound pachyderm		2007-11-13 05:00:10 PM

dillenger69: You can't mention squirrels without:
Threebrain - weeeeee
and
Foamy, your lord and master.

Shiat. Didn't see yours.

tweekster		2007-11-13 05:00:15 PM

Nestea Plunge: Married at 19? WTF. Such a waste.

Not to worry, just hit it on the rebound after the divorce at age 20

alcoholwasinvolved		2007-11-13 05:00:17 PM

'Teen hottie' = FARKED

poorweedcontrol		2007-11-13 05:00:31 PM

I would eat the squirrel before her

Lane83		2007-11-13 05:00:44 PM

Nestea Plunge: Married at 19? WTF. Such a waste.

Don't worry. Married that young, 2-3 years down the road she'll be a divorcée. Then you can swoop in and pick up a few stepkids in the bargain.

HighVoltage13		2007-11-13 05:01:23 PM

Hottie? I see nothing in that picture that proves that statement. Started drinking a little early, subby?

Oldiron_79		2007-11-13 05:01:31 PM

And if she was lust over a year younger guess whose pic would be showing up?
msnbcmedia.msn.com

IXI Jim IXI		2007-11-13 05:01:32 PM

ginger ninja: I was gonna say 'Myspace angles'

Come on...she could be a very lovely girl, and they could have picked that camera angle to emphasize the interaction between her and the squirrel.

My guess? Her bottom half resembles Jabba the Hutt.

Nestea Plunge		2007-11-13 05:01:42 PM

tweekster: Nestea Plunge: Married at 19? WTF. Such a waste.

Not to worry, just hit it on the rebound after the divorce at age 20

True. Even better, divorced at 30 with no kids.

McEnroe My Childhood Nemesis		2007-11-13 05:02:04 PM

I'd hit it, then make her cook me some squirrel

tweekster		2007-11-13 05:02:35 PM

Nestea Plunge: tweekster: Nestea Plunge: Married at 19? WTF. Such a waste.

Not to worry, just hit it on the rebound after the divorce at age 20

True. Even better, divorced at 30 with no kids.

So after hitting it you get some capri sun and fruit snacks. Excellent.

Sex and snacks.

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