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(Independent)   Jacques Chirac used witchcraft to win the French presidential election   ( divider line
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1670 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2002 at 11:54 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-05 05:04:54 PM  
Yes he did, that very bad man !
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2002-10-05 05:12:25 PM  
Suuuuure he did. I think it's past somebody's bedtime! Run along now, no more cookies for you.
2002-10-05 05:14:44 PM  
he did! It gets me dates too!
2002-10-05 05:43:41 PM  
"This isn't my nose, its a false one."
2002-10-05 11:57:51 PM  
sing it again
2002-10-06 12:01:05 AM  
And George W. Bush used stupid Supreme Court justices to win the U.S. presidential election.
2002-10-06 12:01:40 AM  
Jacques Cousteau?
2002-10-06 12:02:06 AM  
Witchcraft it can work for you hear these Testamonials

Robert Plant- "I mean seriously I can't write a bloody song to save my life, but a sacraficed a couple fuzzy animals to the Elder Gods and suddenly every stoner in creation is listening to Stairway to Heaven"

Jacques Chirac- "My offerings to by dark mistress won me the French Election"

Britney Spears- "Before I gave my temporal virginity to that boy band loser I had already given my spritual virginity for a bust line that shrinks and grows at a whim. Witchcraft is great!"
2002-10-06 12:16:40 AM  
"It suggests that President Chirac used Senegalese sorcerers to charm the France team to their World Cup victory in 1998."

and I bet those sorcerers were too busy helping Senegal this year. :)
2002-10-06 12:20:59 AM  
Which franchise of witchcraft?
2002-10-06 12:24:32 AM  
Makes you think how George W. Bush won his election!!!
2002-10-06 12:35:23 AM  
"Makes you think how George W. Bush won his election!!!"

A flawed and outdated electoral system?
2002-10-06 12:49:40 AM  
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2002-10-06 12:59:50 AM  
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2002-10-06 01:18:53 AM  
LaRouche has legs, I guess.
2002-10-06 01:21:44 AM  
Thats just crazy religious talk. By the way, I have several large office buildings to sell you in downtown New York City. Bridge will be included for FREE.
2002-10-06 01:27:16 AM  
Insert obvious one-liner about surrendering here.
2002-10-06 01:40:28 AM  
You got it!

France surrenders.
2002-10-06 05:37:23 AM  
Dubya used war to win the american presidential election
2002-10-06 08:36:44 AM  
Which craft did he use?

Oh, scary.
2002-10-06 08:43:06 AM  
Thanks for the laugh. =+)
2002-10-06 10:12:35 AM  
what's the big deal?
In the U.S. we call that PAC money.
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