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(Some P.C. wimp)   Brawny Towel guy to be wussified into Sensitive New Age Brawny Towel guy   ( divider line
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8268 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2002 at 7:50 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-05 05:14:28 PM  
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2002-10-05 07:52:55 PM  
HA!, shoulda been a photoshop contest
2002-10-05 07:55:08 PM  
i nominate Mr. Clean
2002-10-05 07:57:12 PM  
Sensative or not...just don't try wiping your butt with him.

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2002-10-05 07:58:22 PM  
Bounty is better anyway.
2002-10-05 08:00:47 PM  
I heard Christopher Lowel was nominated. Rudy Galindo should get in on this. Homosexuals haven't really cornered a market yet. Lesbians have...Martina Navratilova and Subaru. Homo's could corner the "Brawny" market. Homo's need product endorsement, too. Yikes!
2002-10-05 08:02:36 PM  
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2002-10-05 08:03:11 PM  
Does that mean Richard Simmons is going to be on my bounty paper towels?
2002-10-05 08:03:12 PM  
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2002-10-05 08:04:23 PM  
bah. brawny.. brawny, bounty.. same flipping difference. I use publix (for you northerners..a grocery store brand)
2002-10-05 08:08:03 PM  
Christ. Now Brawny's PC. Gimme a farking break.
2002-10-05 08:08:55 PM  
How can you possible care about this? Traditionalists are sad.
2002-10-05 08:09:19 PM  
No, SilviaGTO, it'll be Christopher Lowell.
2002-10-05 08:10:33 PM  
He already looks queer as a 3 dollar bill.

Heres an idea... Do like all the OTHER brands and don't have ANYONE on the plastic...
2002-10-05 08:11:35 PM  
It only seems Pcoontil you get to the comment about one of the finalists being a "firefighter shoveling snow for his invalid neighbor."

It's probably still not PC to refer to a handicapped person as 'not valid.'
2002-10-05 08:13:12 PM  
Forget Coke and Pepsi.....the Paper Towel wars have begun.
2002-10-05 08:13:21 PM  
AS$CLOWN: you know it man. If anyone can redesign the packaging properly, it's this bunch.
2002-10-05 08:13:41 PM  
but.. he has to remain masculine Jova!!
I mean geez, he has to compete with all the other masculine paper towels.. that have like.. bunnies and flowers and kittens and teddy bears.

pssht i dont give a flip if they change it or not, im still going to use it to clean the hairball my cat hacks up on the carpet. masculine or not
2002-10-05 08:15:15 PM  
farkin pussies
2002-10-05 08:17:52 PM  
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2002-10-05 08:18:59 PM  
lol johnny
2002-10-05 08:20:03 PM  
"I can even depend on Rick to pick up feminine hygiene products for me. What's more tough?!?"

what a farking pussy. and any biatch who makes their partner pick up feminine hygiene products in just a controlling biatch.
2002-10-05 08:21:32 PM  
"Rick" is going to get ragged on so bad at work on Monday.
2002-10-05 08:22:39 PM  
Mr. Queen?
2002-10-05 08:23:57 PM  
At least the women out there will always have Big Brawn Feminine Napkins.
2002-10-05 08:26:31 PM  
he doesn't wear flannel anymore? huh. go figure.
and here I laughed at my husband for calling it the duracell bunny.

Tivo has really farked up my commercial knowledge. Go Tivo!
2002-10-05 08:29:05 PM  
Christ, that rick guy'll never hear the end of it at work. "Picks up my feminine hygeine products for me"? Godamn pussy bastard.
2002-10-05 08:30:03 PM  
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2002-10-05 08:31:36 PM  
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new floural scents
2002-10-05 08:31:58 PM  
Drwiii: That's our man. Stop the contest. We have a winner.

(does anyone have some cyanide?)
2002-10-05 08:36:37 PM  
It's just so sad. I don't buy them 'cause it looks so gay in the check out line. I don't buy 'Whiskas' for my adopted cat for the same reason. I buy her 'Guard dog mixed body parts'
2002-10-05 08:39:10 PM  
Ever seen the brawny commercial where the woman pick up the paper towel, and her arm turns into this huge, steroid laced bodybuilder arm? Damn, that's creepy.
2002-10-05 08:44:14 PM  
can a society just IMPLODE from paying attention to the stupidest details??

once again... we deserve to be nuked
2002-10-05 08:46:21 PM  
I also heard theyre going to stop calling GERBILS GERBILS, and start calling them SMALL FURRY ANAL INSERTS
2002-10-05 08:53:14 PM  
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2002-10-05 08:57:10 PM  
im too cheap to pay for image hosting, lol, i got like 50 msn net passports members pages to hold my pics

2002-10-05 09:01:57 PM  
Well, ASSCLOWN!! we'd trade all 50 msn passports for one smart post from you.
2002-10-05 09:03:48 PM  
Perfect for cleaning up oil and radioactive sludge.
2002-10-05 09:04:46 PM  
2002-10-05 09:05:30 PM  
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2002-10-05 09:06:08 PM  
Well, doesn't THAT just figure.
2002-10-05 09:10:28 PM  
a$sclown, good photoshop. i'm saving that one.
2002-10-05 09:16:32 PM  
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2002-10-05 09:20:52 PM  
Anybody know why pics on Photoisland don't always show up? Is it photoisland, or am I fvcking up?
2002-10-05 09:22:14 PM  
i tried it too, genuine. you have to do the "link to auction" thing, but it still didn't work. i suck.
2002-10-05 09:22:34 PM  
god i hate political correctness.
2002-10-05 09:22:51 PM  
What an assclown.
2002-10-05 09:23:23 PM  
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2002-10-05 09:23:45 PM  
2002-10-05 09:30:25 PM  
Genuine, PictureStage is free and works OK. You have to click 'link for web page' or it won't work.
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