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(Some Guy)   Superintelligent raccoons on the loose in New England   ( divider line
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1653 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jul 2001 at 8:12 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-29 12:15:13 PM  
They are so intelligent, they are hacking in and breaking links, ; )
2001-07-29 03:31:57 PM  
``That raccoon sure was smart,'' said 10-year-old Will
Harris. ``He must have gone to Harvard.''

thats just what we need! more elitist racoons.

and that kid is no modern-day davy crokett. davy woulda caught the biatch and skinned him...
2001-07-29 04:08:08 PM  
hehe, they probably didn't even catch the right racoon... hehe.

"blood squirting onto the sheets"
what, did the 'coon go straight for the arteries or something?
2001-07-29 04:53:26 PM  
Wait, the racoon "sure was smart" because he walked in through a cat door?

No kid, you got it wrong. The racoon proved he was smart by biting your dumb ass toe. Hopefully rabies is not far behind. Have fun getting all those shots!
2001-07-29 11:17:20 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA Racoons make me giggle.
2001-07-30 12:34:08 AM  
A friend of mine in Boston had a rabid raccoon in her back yard. It attacked the dogs, and then went for her. What's up with those New England raccoons?
2001-07-30 12:25:08 PM  
and no one is making a movie out of this?
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