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(eBay)   For sale: Satanic toaster burns mark of the beast on every piece of toast   ( divider line
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3997 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jul 2001 at 8:13 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-29 08:20:52 AM  
lol! don't look in its eyes!
2001-07-29 08:52:51 AM  
I could never eat something so, EVIL!

Now if they would come up with a star wars based toaster with Jar, Jar - then I could use it for my dart board!
2001-07-29 10:16:02 AM  
Pretty catastrophic if you ask me!
2001-07-29 10:17:08 AM  
Oh. My. God. I repent! Help us all!
2001-07-29 10:46:31 AM  
well, thats silly, you can do that yourself, instead of paying money for it on ebay...besides, won't that crumble and break at some point? unless you put it in some airtight bag or whatever. silly. just plain silly.
yes, im using this wonderful site to post up the link of my FAVORITE BAND! so sue me. CHECK EM OUT!! they rock :)
2001-07-29 10:55:11 AM  
bravetoaster Of COURSE it's silly. that's the whole point. And how could you do it yourself?
2001-07-29 11:16:28 AM  
Actually this is sorta ironic. Kids will be eating their favorite lil kitty! The horror! Just like barney underwear: keeping the abomination plastered to little ones' ass and loins.... scary
2001-07-29 11:32:34 AM  
As an agent with the committee for good music, I regret to inform you that the aforementioned band, one "5 Days Ahead", sucks. Their lack of talent is simply astounding.
I apologize for any stress this may cause, but the truth must be told.

2001-07-29 12:04:44 PM  
That's so ... adorable! :)
2001-07-29 12:10:34 PM  
Its the toaster for sale, not the toast
2001-07-29 12:22:01 PM  
I got that toaster for my wife for her b-day 2 years ago. she loves it.
2001-07-29 12:22:03 PM  
This is just the funniest shiat.

There are some mysteries in life that cannot be answered, and why asians love hello kitty is one of them.

If you can't beat em, join em.
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2001-07-29 12:37:56 PM  
Sadly enough, they keep saying they are sold out of these(toasters) at the local Saniro store at the Megamall.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-29 01:09:49 PM  
i love you flibber!
2001-07-29 01:17:05 PM  
that is some farked up shiat
2001-07-29 01:22:13 PM  
Is Hello Kitty mute?
2001-07-29 01:32:57 PM  
It would also appear that Hello Kitty's eyes have been gouged out.
2001-07-29 01:36:59 PM  
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Dude, I think mine's busted..

2001-07-29 01:48:37 PM  
I want a toaster that makes Freddy Krueger. or Wonder Woman.
2001-07-29 01:51:13 PM  

G'bye Kitty.
2001-07-29 02:18:36 PM  
Damn thing caught my Pop Tart on fire
2001-07-29 02:41:37 PM  
that's funny someone thought they were selling the toast.
"you can do that yourself"
Mom I'll have oj, bacon and eggs and since we can't afford the toaster on ebay will you just scrape the design in for me.
2001-07-29 05:34:32 PM  

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2001-07-29 05:38:35 PM  
I can get these here in Portland Oregon for only 40 bucks each!!! What was the final price there?

Hello Kitty vacuums too!
2001-07-29 05:55:02 PM  
Thus the door to madness was bumped ajar.
2001-07-29 06:26:54 PM  
Boy oh boy, was I ever surprised to hear ANOTHER punk band.
2001-07-29 06:58:24 PM  
Did someone say "Hello
Kitty Vacuum Cleaner?
2001-07-29 07:16:30 PM  
flibbertigibbet: this will mark our last correspondence with each other. bye.
2001-07-29 07:33:54 PM  
Hench That's cool, but I'm talking about an upright, full sized vacuum. [image from too old to be available]
2001-07-29 07:34:58 PM  
Actually I'm thinking about painting some of my firearms with Doraemon or hello Kitty or maybe a Jigglypuff like I saw in a pic somewhere. (I think that was here on Fark)
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-29 09:10:13 PM  
oh gosh lore, just cause someone tells you a band you like sucks your going to stop talking them to them? Variety is the fruit of life. Steve tells me he hates Guster all the time, and my dad hates DMB. and i happen to dislike the Beatles. But do i stop talking to steve? no, my dad? sometimes, but not because of DMB.

sometimes i worry.
2001-07-29 09:24:19 PM  
Actually, the last time I checked, variety was the spice of life, not fruit.
2001-07-29 09:51:49 PM  
WOO-HOO! Someone FINALLY bid on it! It only took just under 2000 pageviews, but...
2001-07-29 09:53:09 PM  
actually, oregano is the spice of life. variety is the breakfast of champions, and wheaties are crap.
2001-07-29 09:58:33 PM  
one werd . hellarious.
2001-07-29 10:33:09 PM  
Spice is the spice of life. Duh
2001-07-30 12:02:23 AM  
huh? how can someone not like the beatles?
2001-07-30 12:10:53 AM  
There is also a Hello Kitty car.
2001-07-30 12:14:51 AM  
Wouldn't the toaster be more satanic if it put the 'Hello Kitty' logo on the toast?
2001-07-30 12:17:06 AM  
You realize, of couse, that somewhere there is probably a Japanese version of Fark with a posting that goes something like, "Hey, Drew-san! Stupid Americans have weirdo bugs bunny car! No wonder their kids suck at math!
2001-07-30 12:29:53 AM  
Henchman, I certainly hope so! "For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?"

I'd buy that Hello Kitty car if they sold it in the US.
2001-07-30 04:37:44 AM  
You can get almost anything with Hello Kitty on it over here. I bet you could get a Hello Kitty toilet too (Oh God, I bet I just put the idea in someones head...)
2001-07-30 09:27:01 AM  
kat....calm down......can't anybody take a joke?
2001-07-30 02:45:13 PM  
Toaster, you're just jealous that Kat loves me and doesn't love you.
2001-07-30 04:05:49 PM  
*We are small Japanese toy company. We have such small penises...So small... we are honored to be in same room with gargantuan american penis*

Always reminds me of Chinpokomon.

*Got to buy it ya got to buy it...Chinpokomon!*
2001-07-31 10:37:55 PM  
Isn't that the toaster that burned that poor Pop-Tart and set a house on fire?
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