Hand out AOL CD's instead of the MSN ones you guys pass out.

The filter kicks in on the 'G-man' I see. Not that I would advocate that picture for anything other than making someone you hate sick by showing THAT to them.
Ewwwwwwwwwww...

Now understand that I'm not suggesting you do this, I'm just telling a tale...

I knew a guy who had access to the site after-hours (weekend), brought a six-pack to the boss's office (no one was there), consumed same, and, errr...

...he marked some territory, if you get my drift. Emphasis on the file drawers.

do you want to quit or get fired?

Quit: Sit around and do nothing for a day, see if anyone notices. They do? Quit, tell them your sick of them hassling you. They don't? See how many days you can slack for without getting caught until you get caught then whine and quit.

Fired: Walk into your co-workers offices and tell them exactly what you are thinking when you look at them.
example: "Anna I've always wanted to climb up that skirt while you lean on that copier"
"Lenny, you're getting fat. I imagine the wife needs a stool to get on top of you know"
Save your boss for last.

Best Buy huh?

If you want to get fired, you could:

Delete command.com, config.sys, autoexec.bat, and win.exe on all the computers that come in for service.
Change the screensaver on all the computers that come in for service to scrolling marquee, and set the message to "Best Buy Blows Goats"
If you have the funds, print phony Sunday sale fliers which have the prices at 50 dollars less, and give them to your friends to bring in (send me one, too :)
Take the mouse balls out of all the non-optical display mice.
Find the Best Buy mascot costume and get some pictures with showing a close female friend "giving head" to the Best Buy guy. Then give the pictures to your boss.
Find a pr0n DVD and set it to play on the HDTV units.
Kick your manager in the 'nads (I still want to do this to my old boss...)


To quit:


Wear a bright red T-shirt to work (those of you who've been in a Best Buy know they've got that whole Blue&Yellow Clone thing going). Even better, get a Circuit City uniform shirt.
Gather everything that you want to buy from every section of the store, put it all in a cart and pay for it with your employee discount. When you're signing your credit card slip, pull your resignation letter out of your pocket, and sign that too. Hand the receipt and letter (which is addressed to your manager) to the cashier, grab the PA microphone, yell "See ya" and cart out your stash.

Count the stereos (# of stereos = X). Make X amount of tapes/burned CD's of Billy Ray Cyrus' smash hit "Achy Breaky Heart," over and over. Enlist a few co-workers to help in turning up the volume on all units. Press play.

Ak-47 and nine 30 round magazines.


*Not responsible for any criminal liability due to my advice*

Refuse to repeatedly ask people if they have questions. That's the stuff I notice at the Best Buys here.

1. Dress up like a Zulu Warrior
2. Take a dump on your Boss' desk
3. Soul kiss his secretary
4. Start his car on fire
5. Run like hell

You definately won't be working there anymore, or anywhere else for that matter.

Take a dump on the customer service counter.

Approach the hot female customers and tell them to suck your dick.

or

Give people the wrong information when they ask you a question. (ie. this mac computer is much better than a pc and widely supported)

Tell your boss you've enjoyed working there, it was a wonderful opportunity to work with great people, but that you're going to try something different, and then discuss whether you need to work any remaining shifts.

demand a ridiculous raise and claim that if you dont get it - you're walking out the door.

Hey, does everyone here know how to get the employee discount even if you don't work at Best Buy? Ok, its not exactly the employee discount, but its still cheaper. First go in and buy something that you want. Return it a few days later. Send a friend in to the store 2 days after you returned the item, it should be an open box buy now. You get a nice little discount for the open box and you know that everything is there. To make it even cheaper keep a few things from the box, I'm pretty sure they base the open box discount on how much stuff is missing. I'm not responsible for any legal troubles you may get into, but its pretty much legal

call the boss about 11am, tell him you smoked a big bong hit and you're watching a movie. You'll be in around 4pm, if you feel like it.

That oughta do.

steal me a 50" plasma HDTV. That will get you fired and make you a new friend.

First of all don't do anything that may land you in court criminal or civil.

if You want to get fired in a way that benefits you the most get fired for something contraversial something where you may have an actual case for wrongful dismissal.....than you let 'em fire you but you take a 10 or 15k hush package. I dunno worked for someone I know though.

Get a nice pair of leather pants like Rob Halford of Judas Priest wears, the ones the pouch for your testicles. They should match your Best Buy uniform nicely and the customers will love it. If that fails get a nazi arm band, that goes nicely with the best buy uniform too.

Donkey punch your boss then tell him you quit.

Do you have any dirt on your boss/unliked co-workers? If so, write out a script of all of the mortal sins commited by your co-workers, with lots of detail. Then, bring that to work and read it over the PA. Include at the end a statement of your quititude, and tell them all to Kiss your ass.

Oh yeah, and tell them where to send your last paycheck, too.

Tell your manager that you are going to tell about the times that he fondled you in the stock room.

Might be worth it to ask for an insane raise and give them an ultimatum. If it doesn't work, quit, if it does, bite the bullet for some time and save that money.

Interesting things happen when you don't care anymore...

about the rebate thing? Are you that stupid that you think Best Buy pushes rebates on products? take a look at your MANUFACTURERS REBATE slips...

Take a dump in one of the microwaves and/or some other home appliance

If your store has a public address system, the possibilities are limitless.

OMG don't wear your nametag and be rude to the customers!

Holy shiat, it's Best Buy, it's not like you're quitting a real job. Yeesh.

reformat each computer image and the webtv to autoload MSIE only and make it go to fark.

that and replace the intel pentium 4 images with "Intel Inside, Idiot Outside"

(1) Secretly arrange a massive protest outside the store, claiming some politically correct fiasco.
(2) When the crowd gets good and big, go outside in your uniform and give them the finger.
(3) If the crowd gets nasty at this point, point directly towards the manager's office, and say it was his idea.
(4) Leave the electronics and CD's for the now-mob, but hide the fire extinguishers.
(5) Act surprised when the police and media show up.

Hijack an American Airlines flight and...

Eat some raw cabbage. Walk around and permeate the place with the rankness that ensues.

Just randomly scream that evil squirrels and monkeys are trying to steal your pudding. When your boss comes over to you pretend he is am evil squirrel and beat him......with a dead hooker.

Hand out cards all day that direct people to This Website

Hijack an American Airlines flight and...

this time for the voters.

Gay porn. Looping video. CDR. Superglue on drive door. Full screen playback. Unplug the keyboards/mice and disable the power button if you easily can do so. (Usually a bios option somewhere) Do this to all computers on display.

Mommie, Mommie! Why is that man hitting the other guy with his penis?

Better yet. Stick the porno on playback on the one computer that controls the 9 or 12 monitors in that little segment where they're all on display in the same spot.

"YEAH I CAN INSTALL MORE RAM....IN YOUR ASS!"

grow up and get a real job first. then we'll talk about how you can be fired from that.

Give me your job. Horrible that you should be thinking of quitting while there are so many out of work. Are you independently wealthy? fark you, you farking fark.

Killing spree; leave no one alive

Ok, first thing you do is start acting erratic, but not so bad that you get fired straight away. Just a little terse, moody, maybe lick your lips a lot. Then, check yourself into some kind of drug rehab program - maybe on an outpatient basis. Next, call in sick to work for every shift. Make sure you do it by the book though - and document everything. Depending on your state, record all the phone calls to work, letters etc. When they finally get around to terminating you - sue them under the ADA - you should get a settlement for about 5x your pay.

Hell just find a better job and give them your two weeks. Do you need your managers name on your new job app? Don't be a putz.

Take that big cart thing with wheels on it (kinda looks like the lunar rover, they have them at ghe best buys near here) attach it to a forklift like the 1's used to stack the shelves... shouldn't be to hard to get to. Take the biggest pile of expensive software boxes you can find, place it on the rover and set it on fire, then with the forklift attached to the front, send it driving off thru the store exit. <dr. frink?>The breaking of everything in it's path and the front glass doors with the chaos and the mayhem and the carnage</dr. frink?>

i beleave an automatic rifle would be the best way to say goodbye

phuck you, you phucking phuck

When asked a question by a customer, tell them "Sorry mate, I can't help you. I don't speak English" and walk off.

or..

If a customer comes up and tell you they have a problem with something they have purchased, tell them its an 'ID10T' error.

maybe..

Walk up to customers and ask them all the same moronic questions customers have asked you over the time you've worked there.

even better..

When your Boss asks you to do something, yell out something like "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!" rip off your uniform and storm out.

Ah, the old worst buy days... makes me kinda... misty eyed, at least until I remember the time my boss's boss said that I had to be written up because I worked too many hours in a row because I was helping out in the BOX (upgrade/repair center) while we were getting SLAMMED! I was being helpful, he acted like a dick. A month later I had a better paying job with real hours and stuff like benefits.

I really don't know if this will help, but my advice would be to hold off on the job thing until you can get a few more folks readied to go, and then mass quit. If not, leave, then come into the store once in a while, and carry on about how great your new job is and how much better their lives would be if they left. The idea here is to get large numbers of people to leave, especially the really good ones.

At our BB, we had 5 GOOD PC techs, not high school kids, real PC techs. Within a month of management giving us hell, even though we brought in 10x our expense, all of the techs were gone to better paying and just better jobs. They still only have high school kids working as their PC techs.

Once again, my advice is to leave and to get as many to leave with you as you can!

255x4

2. Take a dump on your Boss' desk

Some guy actully did that to one of the managers where I work. EXCEPT that he pooped in a desk drawer. Boss came in monday morning, sits down for a while, and must have noticed something VERY stinky, opened his drawer, and --- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" echoed through out the office. He wasn't a very tall person, about 5 foot tall.

I find this kind of amusing..He works for best buy, i work for the finance company that finances best buy credit cards.
my suggestion is call your boss and say "I used up all my sick days,so Im calling in dead" then hang up.