....? WH...AT????

wall:1 moron:0

you could, but it wouldn't be as fun

That's too funny.

Sprewell is a farking idiot. If he wasnt good at basketball he'd be dead or in prison. He's the kind of guy that makes most african americans wish he was hispanic.

Just call him 'Dumbfugg' for his nickname.

He hit it!

Ahhhh the all American hero.

Could we please get more news about NBA players, fights and yachts?

Ummmm Thanks.

it's spree. get off him.

Looks like another dynamite year for the knicks.

okay, if he can afford a yaht, he can afford a maid to clean up the puke, of course it will never be the same, but at least his hand would be okay... someone needs to go to angry managment!

Ruined Deck, Broken Hand, Wasted Season, Assault Lawsuit...

Ha Ha DUMBASS

Shoulda stuck to choking.

Good thing it wasn't his brother he tried to hit. Look what happened to ol' Muskox there.

OK, ruined carpet, not a deck. Should have read to the end of the story.

In all fairness, she had no business being on a boat she wasn't invited on, but he's still a dumbass.

Yeah, that's about par for a basketball player throwing a punch. Nothing funnier than a basketball fight. Guys flailing their arms at each other and not getting close to connecting... That's comedy.

that reminds me of the time my ex-husband threw up in my lap while we were on a double decker boat. I told him to do it over the side, and he threw up on a woman's head down below. She was hit and killed by a car a week later. What kinda messed up karma was that?

ok, not alike, but close! hehe...

sup with all these ballers and boats, bad stuff happens on boats

boats are bad

very very bad

Good ole Latrine.... What a role model he is.

How can the Bible-bashers keep telling me to believe in God when people like this have more money than me?

Troy McClure:
Well done! Funny.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...
Basketball: a simple game for simple people.

On that note...less than a week 'til NHL regular season.

Suitep-

What kind of voodoo black magic vomit was that anyway? A woman ends up dead and you end up divorced. The evidence points to your ex.

An argument ensued... hilarity ensued soon after.

Someone needs a lesson in headline writing.

hahaha....never thought of it that way before, Mr_Crink. You might be onto something ;)

why is it that basketball players look so incompetent fighting? IIRC, sprewell fought some other guy (i think he was on the Heat), and they both looked hilarious doing it. they were almost trying to slap each other. they missed on almost every swing. Van Gundy was the only one injured in that fracas.

oh, wait, i don't think it was sprewell...but Van Gundy definitely got the worst of it jumping between the two.

The article doesn't mentioned that the puker and her boyfriend were uninvited and starting trouble until the very end. Oops.

...Good journalism: 0

"...doesn't mentioned"

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Nobody ever broke a hand choking someone else. (Or the chicken, for that matter). Spree - stick to what you're good at.

Named is a racist piece of sh.it.

Sad part was, this was his boat:

I'm so racist I married a fijian.

There are plenty of white people that make me embarassed to be white.

so bite me, Sin! Sprewell is an embarasment to the league, his race, and all human kind. It's got to do with who he is and his actions not his skin color you f*cking moron. Losers like you hide behind the race card because you have no intellect.

"uninvited"...please...that's how parties ARE. People bring people. I'm sure the useless, p*ssy-sport-playing waste of skin didn't mind having the "uninvited" piece of ass around...untill she puked. God I hate basketball...and basketball players that think they are something special.

Dudes..you just don't get it..he is just keeping it real..he was raised in the hood..yo..he has to be a man..he needs respect. Man..don't oppress him....he tries to do everything right but the man just has it in for him. He ain gettin no love...


silly us thinking this pampered rich dude would have any clue to reality.

Someone like Sprewell only gets by due to his size and ability to intimidate...so really his being is left to be socially retarded..like many pro atheletes who never quite get it..

Sprewell would get his ass kicked if he played a contact sport like football.

I wish he woulda thrown the punch, missed and then spun around like a top and hit his head on the deck of his boat.... breaking his fuggin skull open releasing the gas that is contained within his skull.

most people have a brain in this space.. it seems like the folks that go on to become professional athletes have an abundance of air or even shiat that takes this space up instead of brain.

I wish the rest of us could get by with choking our boss while pulling millions of dollars in income and not face some sort of criminal charge.

Screw this school stuff. That avenue is way too hard. Play a sport, be dumb as a bag of hammers and you can grow up to make millions.

Named:

uh yeah. And Tony Siragusa would get schooled playing basketball. What's your point? BTW, Sprewell is bigger than most football wide receivers.

Couldn't have happened to a better a$$hole!

Pokey_Underwood:

You make it sound so easy. Unfortunately, it's NOT. That's exactly why they make millions of dollars, and can choke their bosses. They can do all this because they are good at what they do. Better than 99.9% of the world at their particular sport. If you were better than 99.9% of the world at your particular profession, you'd have a pretty good shot at making millions as well. Don't be jealous just because you're not.

LAAAATRELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPREEEEEEEEWELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Go Knicks.


Carry on.

It's not like he's going to miss any playoffs or anything. He plays for the Knicks, ferchrissakes.

Maybe the world's stupidest man would like to hear the world's funniest joke?

Latrell, go to www.fark.com.

Well, it is Spreewell and it did happen here in Milwaukee. That's just how we do things here,punching people, choking them, getting a group of 20 kids together to beat someone to death with bats,shovels and boards etc... God I love this town!

That's kind of Spook-y.

I've got three words for you: anger manage ment