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2001-07-28 10:32:48 AM
Yeah repeats! Woo. Actually I don't have a problem with repeats, I'm just preemptively striking since I know 10 people will complain about it.
 
2001-07-28 10:43:16 AM
Yea, I was about to say, "again?" But oh well, I said it anyway, didn't I? 9 left.
 
2001-07-28 10:48:58 AM
Repeat.

8 more.

France surrenders.
 
2001-07-28 11:11:37 AM
Repeat.

7 more.

France surrenders again.
 
2001-07-28 11:15:37 AM
Repeat. 6.
 
2001-07-28 11:16:05 AM
Oh - and France surrenders. Sorry.
 
2001-07-28 11:20:25 AM
Bloody repeats - 5 more.

<sarcasm>
I can really see Drew listening to the petition. I gotta work, it's just gotta!
<sarcasm>
 
2001-07-28 11:22:02 AM
dwaa?!? Fark ate my /

</sarcasm>
</sarcasm>

That should do it
 
2001-07-28 11:43:19 AM
I'm not signing this repeat petition.

4 more
 
2001-07-28 11:45:31 AM
Down with repeats! And wieners! 3.
 
2001-07-28 12:09:59 PM
i don't enjoy it when i see an article again, 2 left
 
2001-07-28 12:17:06 PM
I am fairly new to Fark. I have been reading regularly now for about two months and from the beginning I have noticed all the France surrenders comments attached to post and have still have not figured out what it is about as this must be an old inside joke. Can someone fill in a newbie on the France joke and what started this?
 
2001-07-28 12:33:25 PM
AlaJoe, it started in 1944.
We have repeats on tv in the summer, so why not here on Fark? I still despise them. 1 left
 
2001-07-28 12:37:37 PM
Last "me too". Boobies.
 
2001-07-28 12:37:39 PM
Hey... I think that I have seen this fartical before. Oh yeah... IT'S A REPEAT!!
(Stop the madness)
France surrenders TO ME!!
 
2001-07-28 12:43:54 PM
-1

That'll take care of a future repeat.
 
2001-07-28 12:56:04 PM
-2
that'll take care of another Walken Photoshop
 
2001-07-28 12:56:43 PM
Sorry, Transactoid but I am just fresh out of original ideas today.
 
2001-07-28 01:20:18 PM
We will stop with the French if:

1)The entire country bathes, preferably with soap
2)You stop being such farking wusses
3)You recall every piece of shiat product ever sold in the USA
4)You learn how to cook

5)FARKer's help me out here.......
 
2001-07-28 01:23:53 PM
6) stop your dirt-tasting wine from flooding the market and disguising itself as something GOOD

I think that about covers it, DrDave..the bathing, the eating of snails (bleeeech)..


I hate French wine.
 
2001-07-28 01:28:16 PM
(7)Shave your farking arm pits

x0dicx
 
2001-07-28 01:28:43 PM
7) Gerard DeParedue movies, or any French movie that your lady wants to drag your ass to....
 
2001-07-28 01:29:05 PM
Pete are repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off. Who was left?

7) Get your asshole flight controlers to speak some English.
 
2001-07-28 01:29:40 PM
My bad, make mine 8) Get your asshole flight controlers to speak some English.
 
2001-07-28 01:29:54 PM
7) You start being polite for a change.

Any others?
 
2001-07-28 01:42:02 PM
Heh... can't ... stop ... setting myself up ... here ...

French requests to America:
1) Lose some weight
2) Stop classifying wines by country
3) Lose some more weight
4) Try making a good movie for a change
5) Nope. Still lard-ass
5) Next time, if you're gonna join, please don't be three years late
7) (...)
8) Please note: good food takes more than fifteen minutes to appreciate
9) (.....)
10) Try speaking French for a change. It ain't that hard, really
11) (...... sigh ...)
...

(oh dear, what have I done)
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2001-07-28 01:46:57 PM
Je suis grande fromage, je suis ici mange votre chat
 
2001-07-28 02:01:45 PM
(oh no, Labberdasher killed the thread!)

Heh.

(disclaimer: I am not, and never was ... oh, you know ...)
 
2001-07-28 02:45:10 PM
I like french cooking.
 
2001-07-28 03:00:23 PM
Yeah, lay off the Frogs. It's the least we can do, after all the kindness they have shown us over the years... oh wait...

FARK 'EM ALL!!!

French fries and frence toast are good. French kissing too. Everything else sucks.
 
2001-07-28 03:46:20 PM
I hear Microsoft has added an auto-surrender feature to the French version of Windows XP.
 
2001-07-28 03:48:29 PM
hey, what a great idea!! why didn't anybody think of this before?

now, somebody needs to make an online petition for fark to keep being mean to france!

then we can have a race and see which one gets more signatures!
 
2001-07-28 05:20:35 PM
10) stop being so goddamn rude and pompous. France is NOT the best country in the world. Sorry.
 
2001-07-28 05:51:21 PM
It's funny that almost every signiture on the petition is from various Farkers mocking the pettition.
 
2001-07-28 06:04:00 PM
I like a good french wine, the french cuisine and above all: hairy armpits. Hmmmn. Hairy armpits. Hmmmn. I say: bald men, hairy women.
 
2001-07-28 06:43:19 PM
i started a petition to stop France from being mean to Fark.com

it's up there for anyone that wants to sign it...
 
2001-07-28 07:11:29 PM
i like france.



NOT!
 
2001-07-28 07:31:47 PM
Ok. Am I just really slow or what. I do not get what is funny here. What is the joke with France? Did a French person once post something ugly about America or something? Please someone tell me why so many farkers have a beef with the French?
 
2001-07-28 07:43:24 PM
they're just ghey. :)
 
2001-07-28 08:34:04 PM
11) Stop complaining that we entered the war late, you arrogant bastards. At least we didn't farking surrender/get our asses torn up (either one applies).

12) Start pronouncing "et" like it's farking spelled.
 
2001-07-28 08:39:01 PM
-3.14159265


Mmmm.......
negative pi !
 
2001-07-28 09:21:22 PM
France smells like Pee.

I say, keep being mean
 
2001-07-28 09:29:24 PM
The entries by Farkers are the best thing about this petition. I love when people write like the french and make up phony names (Heywood Jablomie). Its all so silly but its great.

Besides, the stupid frogs made us fly around France when we had to drop some cans of whoopass on Libya, so Fark'em.
 
2001-07-28 10:11:37 PM
I'm Canadian, but I only know 1 real french person. Well 2, one was my teacher. Still having problems with basic english.

They're both women and I haven't seen their underarms... I have to say, thank god. So I don't know too much about.

The first woman is a family friend, the absolute worst thing to hear when you pick up the phone is her voice. I swear she can talk to 3 years just trying to tell you hello. Nobody really likes talking to her because she talks so damn much. And she's arrogant as hell, I think she's from Quebec though. Damn Quebec and their stinking language police. God damn do I hate those uppity snobby farking pigs... well the ones that have to tel everybody on earth that if it's written in english, it HAS to be writtenin french as well! Even on the internet! Yes, they acutally surfed the net and tracked down a Quebec company and seen it had to French on it... what did they do? They started trying to get them to change the whole site or fine them.

Anyways, the second woman, a teacher... she was ok, but the smell of her breath brought tears to my eyes. Her breath was so bad it could stun a yak at 50 paces. I dreaded everytime I had to ask her to come help me with a lab project.

Ummm, what was the question again? lol
 
2001-07-28 10:30:46 PM
umm...why should we stop being mean to france? (or anyone else, for that matter)
 
2001-07-28 10:53:08 PM
Vissez ces bâtards de grenouille!!! Je continuerai à parler le merde au sujet d'eux n'importe ce que! Ils peuvent tous aller à l'enfer!!! Vers le haut de votre âne, la France!

-il qui empile le porc
 
2001-07-28 11:00:12 PM
umm.... ok. *shrug*
 
2001-07-28 11:58:58 PM
i guess the only thing that hasnt been said...

France, MAKE BETTER SHOES!
 
2001-07-29 12:41:51 AM
Well, at least noone has started a petition to stop France from being.
 
2001-07-29 01:01:20 AM
I keep feeling this sense of deja vu.
 
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