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(Ananova) Weeners Biker gets new penis from arm muscle   ( divider line
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3582 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jul 2001 at 10:02 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-28 10:29:38 AM  
The downside is that Gruber's promising career as a mezzo-soprano -- which began at the time of the accident -- is apparently over.
2001-07-28 10:42:20 AM  
"A baby's arm holding an apple"
2001-07-28 10:52:54 AM  
"Hey Gruber, can you give me a hand?"
2001-07-28 10:53:28 AM  
So much for his career as a strong-arm man for the bike gang.
2001-07-28 10:58:20 AM  
It was agony, I looked down and it was gone and then I don't remember any more because I passed out. Errrr, wouldn't you?
2001-07-28 11:26:46 AM  
Down with weiner links! Boo, hisss
2001-07-28 12:17:35 PM  
It says he feels like a real man again -- but how big do you think it really is. I'd almost rather have nothing than be like this guy (wiener warning & via Stileproject & definetly not safe work work). More importantly, does this give Hollywood new hope for penile emplants?
2001-07-28 12:19:55 PM  
If that link doesnt work try this:​e​project. com/rnd/img/ugg24.jpg (again, wiener warning & via Stileproject & definetly not safe work work) -- please don't hate me for posting that (laughs)
2001-07-28 12:23:30 PM  
Ha Ha ...... lil' WEENERS
2001-07-28 12:28:41 PM  
So, when there's a weiner link (weener, whatever) then either I'm gonna see dick, or read a story about one being ripped off. Hmmmmmmmm. It's a like a train wreck, I can't help but look.
2001-07-28 12:39:43 PM  
"I SWEAR it's THIS big!"

2001-07-28 12:39:54 PM  
Remove the space before the second .com to see that sorry pic.
2001-07-28 01:07:16 PM  
nothing wee-wee and my left arm have had a symbionic relationship since, oh, age 9 I think...this guy just leveled up!

-you got a pool there, don't ya Tigh?
2001-07-28 01:09:30 PM  
To quote Winnie the Pooh: "ThAT's farkED UP!"

I bet that's one twisted looking replacement cock.
2001-07-28 01:33:31 PM  
hmm, I wonder if it gets bigger the more he uses it?
2001-07-28 01:39:40 PM  
"Detachable Penis"

by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a
party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember
what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find
it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave
it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let
me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help
either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without
my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really
hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of
searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting
to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I
walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people
sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to
buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it
home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't
know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a
detachable penis.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-28 01:55:56 PM  
that ^ was interesting...
2001-07-28 02:14:15 PM  

900 cc Honda parts. Fuel Tank still good, fairings, tires, penis.

Best Offer
2001-07-28 02:40:44 PM  
That used to be my favorite song for a long time :)
2001-07-28 02:40:47 PM  
"Bigus Dickus shall hear of this!"
2001-07-28 03:04:16 PM  
"Lefty" Gruber can now curl 150 lbs. with his cock.
2001-07-28 03:12:09 PM  
'ere, you, pull my finger...
2001-07-28 03:52:41 PM  
That's great.
2001-07-28 04:00:58 PM  
hmmmm. "muscle from lower arm"
isn't it crazy how the same muscle he used to jerk his penis all those years eventually became his penis?
2001-07-28 04:05:27 PM  
One more reason I don't ride bikes
2001-07-28 04:23:54 PM  
ouch! i didn't really need to hear this. i would've had to lose a leg muscle.
2001-07-28 04:26:01 PM  
Nate: That conjures up a weird Christopher Walken image from Videodrome, where his hand turns into a gun...
2001-07-28 05:23:32 PM  
he can't jerk himself off.. it kinda feels like cheating hehehe
2001-07-28 06:39:26 PM  
2001-07-28 07:06:32 PM  
I don't know about the rest of you GUYS, but I have had enough sausage links. You???
2001-07-28 07:14:41 PM  
i'm with ya, big p. if i want to see an enormous johnson, i just look down.
2001-07-28 07:41:28 PM  
Sorry guys, I think it's a great thing! Better a surgically constructed penis than no penis at all, wouldn't you agree? "We can make it better than it was before, bigger, stronger, faster...." I love the concept!
2001-07-28 07:49:16 PM  
concept is fine, but i don't surf here for dicks or stories about them (or the lack of, as the case may be)
2001-07-28 07:50:22 PM  
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I woner what they would have done if had lost his NUTZ ?
2001-07-28 08:00:32 PM  
Hugh_: Bragging too much is much like protesting too much, methinks.
2001-07-28 08:08:28 PM  
CarlSpackler: 9? Geezus. Nine's a bit prepubescent...
2001-07-28 10:13:50 PM  
Hugh, am I wrong in surmising you don't like the "boobie" stories find here either? The thing that I find odd is that you clicked on the article to read it, tho you posted you don't surf here for dick stories. If something doesn't catch my interest, I usually skip over it.
2001-07-28 10:30:23 PM  
doofus - i would have skipped it but i was intrigued over how they could make a man sized prong out of something as small as an arm muscle you could spare. and no i don't particularlly surf here for boobies either. if i want to see boobies i have the old lady take off her shirt. never understood the compulsion some men have to look at t&a they are unable to touch
2001-07-28 10:36:33 PM  
Dude, maybe the guy has GIGANTIC mutant arm muscles or something. As for why look at t&a that you can't touch, who the fark knows?
2001-07-28 11:27:11 PM  
So when you are getting it on with your "old lady" you can close your eyes and pretend she's actually hot.
2001-07-28 11:54:50 PM  
my old lady is *actually* very hot, and pretty cool also - she doesn't care what i call her as long as i give her what she needs. too bad about your old lady, cause you sound like the voice of experience.
2001-07-29 12:12:46 AM  
Muscle man, I want to love you
In person, I want your body
Come with me, hiding the cascades
Let this be, we've got this thing made
Lost at sea, hide the desert
Stay with me, you won't regret it
Take this love, so deep to swim in
Come to me, and let the love in

She said she wants a man
To always understand
But that's alright for her
Still it ain't enough for me

I don't care if he's young or old
(Just make him beautiful)
I just want someone I can hold on to

I want muscles
All, all over his body
(Make him strong enough from his head down to his toes)
I want muscles
All over him, all over him
I want muscles
All, all over his body
I want muscles

I want all I can get
All over him, all over him
I want muscles, muscles, muscles
2001-07-29 01:22:33 AM  
If you don't like weener articles, don't check them out. Drew was kind enough to throw this in for us ladies, and I do believe that most of us really appreciate it.

Thanks Drew
2001-07-29 02:26:28 AM  
yes, we like WEENIES
2001-07-29 02:26:38 AM  
Wonder if they'll make me a second one?
Like on my forehead or in the middle of my chest or something??
2001-07-29 02:39:36 AM  
Ha! The "WEENERS" tag...that's just great.
2001-07-29 04:07:11 AM  
And the Tampons have spoken. Therefore, it shall be.
2001-07-29 05:17:14 AM  
"He is also able to get an erection."

God bless medical science!
2001-07-29 01:16:33 PM  
Sonny, put it on your chin. It may not be all that attractive, but women will farking love it!
2001-07-29 01:55:18 PM  
So does that mean he can jack off with no hands? IE. Move his cock up an down
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