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(NPR)   Divorced parents in court to fight over custody of son's foreskin, which is for the moment still attached   (npr.org) divider line 400
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2007-11-06 11:47:48 PM
Have them call Oprah.
She'll pay for foreskins for her face cream.
 
2007-11-07 12:10:03 AM
If the kid is twelve then it's time to put the scalpel down. Step away from the penis. Pretty soon he's going to be sexually active and *that* is what they should be worried about. They should be teaching him to wrap it up not uncover it.

If he's reached the age of twelve with no penis probs and he was taught to keep himself clean then he's fine.
 
2007-11-07 12:15:28 AM
Um, maybe they should ask the kid what he wants to do with his penis.
 
2007-11-07 12:50:42 AM
So did Dad go get himself snipped when he suddenly decided to convert to Judaism in 2004?

/ me thinks not
 
2007-11-07 03:47:16 AM
oh oh! what a watershed moment. after this direly needed pressing legal precendent - progenys nationwide will now have their penis condition as part of their parents prenup. the terrorists have LOST
 
2007-11-07 06:18:13 AM
The Oregon Supreme Court hears oral arguments

heh
 
2007-11-07 06:19:05 AM
i82.photobucket.com
 
2007-11-07 06:28:16 AM
Should the matter of hygiene come up...

i237.photobucket.com

/'tis a good day for a preemptive strike
 
2007-11-07 06:28:25 AM
LordPistachio: Um, maybe they should ask the kid what he wants to do with his penis.

He's 12. I think the answer is clear.
 
2007-11-07 06:30:35 AM
Somehow I think this is just the tip of the problem.

(I don't write 'em, I just type 'em, so don't get snippy with me.)
 
2007-11-07 06:34:07 AM
Mutilation in the name of religion is fun.
Having your parents fight about your penis is fun.
 
2007-11-07 06:34:10 AM
Crossing my fingers for the boy. Hope the mother wins.
 
2007-11-07 06:43:36 AM
MiamiBlues: LordPistachio: Um, maybe they should ask the kid what he wants to do with his penis.

He's 12. I think the answer is clear.


MiamiBlues for the win.
 
2007-11-07 06:44:02 AM
Oh man.

A circumcision thread that's gone green.

AHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2007-11-07 06:44:14 AM
Why don't they just agree on a part of the body that he has two of? that way they can both be happy. Cut off one ear for example.
 
2007-11-07 06:45:35 AM
Ive said it before and ill say it again, they'll get the tip of my dick when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
 
2007-11-07 06:46:12 AM
www.frogboy.freeuk.com

/approves
 
2007-11-07 06:46:14 AM
I am willing to bet this has something to do with a 4000 year old book written by itinerant sheepherders.

.
 
2007-11-07 06:46:20 AM
adoran: Why don't they just agree on a part of the body that he has two of? that way they can both be happy. Cut off one ear for example.

Or a nipple.
 
2007-11-07 06:46:24 AM
They both lack foresight.
 
2007-11-07 06:48:12 AM
hudef: They both lack foresight.

If hindsight is 20/20...what's foresight?
 
2007-11-07 06:50:26 AM
I have never met a chick who has said that she prefers an uncircumcised cock. I hereby end this thread.
 
2007-11-07 06:52:34 AM
They could split the boy in half and give one half to each parent.
 
2007-11-07 06:53:05 AM
They want my what?
images.jupiterimages.com
 
2007-11-07 07:01:55 AM
foreskin?

cant have it, not yours.
 
2007-11-07 07:03:04 AM
Cut it. Seriously, it's gross.
 
2007-11-07 07:03:12 AM
Jews obviously believe that God's only mistake was creating a dickskin. Something to be fixed.
 
2007-11-07 07:03:28 AM
What if dad wanted his 12 year old to get a biatchin' tat'? Same shiat, IMO.
 
2007-11-07 07:04:55 AM
After reading the blurb, I had sided with the dad. Then I found out the kid was twelve. What the hell's wrong with people?
 
2007-11-07 07:05:46 AM
Just wait until dad wins, junior gets the cut, and dad converts back to Russian Orthodox. Ha ha.
 
2007-11-07 07:06:02 AM
Just lob it off and be done with the whole show.
 
2007-11-07 07:07:12 AM
mialynneb: Oh man.

A circumcision thread that's gone green.

AHHHHHHHHHH!


i234.photobucket.com
 
2007-11-07 07:07:35 AM
fapsyaks:
I have never met a chick who has said that she prefers an uncircumcised cock. I hereby end this thread.

Yadda yadda, according to my gf there's no substantial difference for most uses, as long as the guy washes it properly. And frankly, she's slept with several of each (not at the same time, lol).

No I won't say which I am, except to say that I've never had any problems with it and never covet the "other" status. However since I know two guys who were circumcised as adults I've heard it's quite painful and I hope this kid doesn't have to get snipped at 12.
 
2007-11-07 07:08:36 AM
strongbadd: Cut it. Seriously, it's gross.

That's how I feel about labia. Cut them out, sew them up, whatever, it's gross.

Oh, and it pleases the overlord.
 
obz
2007-11-07 07:09:20 AM
I couldn't walk for about 2 years after they circumcised me.
 
2007-11-07 07:10:02 AM
fapsyaks

Now you have. I prefer my men as they were made, and my women too. I hate plastic boobs.
 
2007-11-07 07:11:39 AM
Smarshmallow: strongbadd: Cut it. Seriously, it's gross.

That's how I feel about labia. Cut them out, sew them up, whatever, it's gross.

Oh, and it pleases the overlord.


/This
 
2007-11-07 07:12:50 AM
fapsyaks: I have never met a chick who has said that she prefers an uncircumcised cock. I hereby end this thread.

If the same argument were reversed, would you think that it was valid? If men preferred mutilated vaginas, should we be doing that baby girls too?

If the kid grows up and decides that he wants his junk cut, then he can have it done. I'm not mutilating my child's genitals.
 
tex
2007-11-07 07:13:30 AM
Smarshmallow: strongbadd: Cut it. Seriously, it's gross.

That's how I feel about labia. Cut them out, sew them up, whatever, it's gross.

Oh, and it pleases the overlord.


Indeed, why should we treat the women any differently? None mutilated private parts are gross.
 
2007-11-07 07:13:55 AM
fapsyaks: I have never met a chick who has said that she prefers an uncircumcised cock. I hereby end this thread.

Hiya, fapsyaks! Nice to meet you. I prefer uncircumcised cock.

/no, really, I do
 
2007-11-07 07:13:59 AM
obz I couldn't walk for about 2 years after they circumcised me.

I see what you did there
 
2007-11-07 07:14:28 AM
screw that - the father is obviously a cruel bastard
 
2007-11-07 07:14:54 AM
Why not remove all those pesky bits that have no uses?
Male nipples.
ear lobes.
Appendixes.
Labia.
toes other than the big one.
Hell, I don't think I really use two of the fingers on each hand.
 
2007-11-07 07:15:19 AM
Only in America does the subject of preference seem to really come up... I recently had to explain to a Spanish girl I know what a circumcised dick looks like.
She was kinda weirded out.
Some American girls have been kinda weirded out by my uncut one too, still, its never come close to being an issue...
 
2007-11-07 07:15:33 AM
Why is circumcision even allowed in this day and age? I hear people making a big deal about female circumcision, but why is it any more right to remove a part of a boy's body just for traditional reasons?

For an arguable hygenic benefit (if you can't keep your peener clean try using soap) you remove a part of the body and lower sexual gratification for the circumsised boy. Genital mutilation is wrong for boys AND girls. Unless there is a medical need for either, they both should be illegal.
 
2007-11-07 07:16:09 AM
What kind of douchebag parents won't just let their kid decide once he's 12 years old.

I imagine it's in court because the dad couldn't make him get circumcized. Here's a tip (no pun intended): if you have to take your kid and his mom to court to get him circumcized at age 12 he's probably going to do the rest of the religion wrong, too. I'd have a BLT for lunch every time I went to my dad's house if someone tried to pull this shiat on me.
 
2007-11-07 07:17:44 AM
I believe that not only should this boy and his father be circumcised...with a rusty spoon, but mom should have her hoohah trimmed too.

Who the hell takes circumcision of a 12 year old to court?
 
2007-11-07 07:18:00 AM
Gaea: fapsyaks

Now you have. I prefer my men as they were made, and my women too. I hate plastic boobs.


Me too.
But silicon ones are awsome :D

fapsyaks: I have never met a chick who has said that she prefers an uncircumcised cock. I hereby end this thread.
I have never met a girl who has said that she prefers a circumcised cock. I HAVE met a girl who prefers uncircumcised tho. Apparantly it feels bigger in the right places and made her less sore. Bigger and less sore. It's like its some sort of magic. You would almost believe that it served some sort of purpose :O

/uncurcumsised and happy to have an entire penis, instead of just 95% of one.
 
2007-11-07 07:18:59 AM
Fight mom fight! Don't give up on this one.

/bitter
 
2007-11-07 07:19:03 AM
As a "hoodie", I insist that you continue to circumcise all male children in America, your ladies like a piece of strange.
 
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