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(The Sun)   Don't ask, don't tell and don't invite the lesbian lance bombardier for a three-way with your girlfriend   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 92
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2007-11-06 09:38:06 PM
Before anyone asks:

Bombardier is a rank used in artillery units in the armies of Commonwealth countries instead of Corporal. Lance-Bombardier is used instead of Lance-Corporal.

3Horn
 
2007-11-06 09:42:46 PM
The woman, 31, who cannot be named

Isn't this the same chick that the Sun happily identified in yesterday's story (pops)?

Unless there are multiple 30-something blonde lesbian lance bombardier's with sexual harassment hearings currently pending with this Leeds employment tribunal thing.
 
2007-11-06 11:30:11 PM
Outtaphase: Unless there are multiple 30-something blonde lesbian lance bombardier's with sexual harassment hearings currently pending with this Leeds employment tribunal thing.

You have no idea.
 
2007-11-07 02:53:48 AM
Hmm, after studying yesterday's Sun article, there are some similarities, most striking of which would be
LESBIANS
that is all
 
2007-11-07 02:56:37 AM
Do anyone here have Firefox cause in the past two days any article linking to The Sun makes it crash

//is this happening to anyone else
 
2007-11-07 02:58:51 AM
FTA: "And he allegedly bragged in a text to the blonde lance bombardier that his manhood was six inches long when it was not aroused."

This made me laugh not only at the fact that no one cares how big your cock is when you're NOT aroused, but at the idea of calling a a cock "manhood". It's a cock. Call it a cock.
 
2007-11-07 03:03:34 AM
drjekel_mrhyde
The page doesn't want to load for me either
 
2007-11-07 03:05:10 AM
antialias: FTA: "And he allegedly bragged in a text to the blonde lance bombardier that his manhood was six inches long when it was not aroused."

This made me laugh not only at the fact that no one cares how big your cock is when you're NOT aroused, but at the idea of calling a a cock "manhood". It's a cock. Call it a cock.


I call everybody else's cocks "cocks", but I call my cock "dick". Weird?
 
2007-11-07 03:06:44 AM
that his manhood was six inches long when it was not aroused.

WHO the fark calls it "manhood?" If you want to give it a nickname, give it one. Otherwise it is a dick, cock, johnson, etc.
 
2007-11-07 03:08:53 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: Do anyone here have Firefox cause in the past two days any article linking to The Sun makes it crash

//is this happening to anyone else


I have firefox and have no problem reading the article...
 
2007-11-07 03:09:48 AM
antialias: FTA: "And he allegedly bragged in a text to the blonde lance bombardier that his manhood was six inches long when it was not aroused."

This made me laugh not only at the fact that no one cares how big your cock is when you're NOT aroused, but at the idea of calling a a cock "manhood". It's a cock. Call it a cock.


Haha, when I read that at first I was like "who the hell would brag about their cock being 6 inches" then I saw that it was when not erect. Now that's a stat that'll impress a girl, the size of your soft penis.
 
2007-11-07 03:13:45 AM
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
 
2007-11-07 03:19:13 AM
Why would someone want to brag to a lesbian about the size of their manhood? Kinda fishing with the wrong bait there.
 
2007-11-07 03:19:18 AM
Short and too the point..
 
2007-11-07 03:21:17 AM
Sounds like he's a shower, not a grower

/ have no idea where I picked that up from
 
2007-11-07 03:29:15 AM
KOOLmike

I dunno, I guess some women like euphemisms...but do you really want to have sex with a chick who can't call your genitalia a "cock", "dick", or at least "penis"?

StopArrestingMe

Exactly. No woman (or man, if you're gay) cares about your non-erect length.
 
2007-11-07 03:37:03 AM
It's only 5 inches when erect.
 
2007-11-07 03:37:08 AM
The meter, grammar, overhyphenation and choice of tone in British media makes me want to light people on fire. Three-in-a-bed sex? Can't they just say threesome? Things like colour and encyclopaedia, that's ok, it's their version of the language. But their newspapers, the Sun especially, are written as if someone studied me my entire life and then used their research to develop a writing style specifically engineered to drive me batshiat crazy. It's entirely possible I'm just wierd, but does anybody else know what I mean?
 
2007-11-07 03:41:05 AM
DON'T TASE ME, SONNY!
 
2007-11-07 03:44:17 AM
No problems with The Sun and Firefox (2.0.0.9) here.
 
2007-11-07 03:50:44 AM
Don't forget the First Battalion Transvestite Brigade. Airborn Wing.

Were you surprised? I was surprised!
 
2007-11-07 03:54:21 AM
Frunch_the_assault_fish: The meter, grammar, overhyphenation and choice of tone in British media makes me want to light people on fire. Three-in-a-bed sex? Can't they just say threesome? Things like colour and encyclopaedia, that's ok, it's their version of the language. But their newspapers, the Sun especially, are written as if someone studied me my entire life and then used their research to develop a writing style specifically engineered to drive me batshiat crazy. It's entirely possible I'm just wierd, but does anybody else know what I mean?

Stop reading the Sun!
Although I doubt you will find the same calibre of Lesbian articles in The Times.
 
2007-11-07 04:10:59 AM
This thread is unless without FANTASY pics
 
2007-11-07 04:42:58 AM
modrogon: drjekel_mrhyde: Do anyone here have Firefox cause in the past two days any article linking to The Sun makes it crash

//is this happening to anyone else

I have firefox and have no problem reading the article...


Didn't the Mozilla Foundation just release an update of Firefox and Seamonkey because of this problem? (not just the Sun, but several sites)
 
2007-11-07 05:06:17 AM
FF 2.0.0.9 here
no problems with the Sun at all.
Maybe get NoScript?
 
2007-11-07 05:08:23 AM
antialias: This made me laugh not only at the fact that no one cares how big your cock is when you're NOT aroused, but at the idea of calling a a cock "manhood". It's a cock. Call it a cock.

Oh, sure, if you want to get all technical and scientific about it.
 
2007-11-07 05:10:48 AM
KOOLmike:
I call everybody else's cocks "cocks", but I call my cock "dick". Weird?


That depends. Do you call it Richard on formal occasions ?
 
2007-11-07 05:25:45 AM
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: It's only 5 inches when erect.

That cracked me up.
 
2007-11-07 05:27:27 AM
I think you crashed the Sun site.
 
2007-11-07 05:29:00 AM
Suicidal Writer: that his manhood was six inches long when it was not aroused.

WHO the fark calls it "manhood?" If you want to give it a nickname, give it one. Otherwise it is a dick, cock, johnson, etc.


Johnson?
 
2007-11-07 05:32:01 AM
Frunch_the_assault_fish: The meter, grammar, overhyphenation and choice of tone in British media makes me want to light people on fire. Three-in-a-bed sex? Can't they just say threesome? Things like colour and encyclopaedia, that's ok, it's their version of the language. But their newspapers, the Sun especially, are written as if someone studied me my entire life and then used their research to develop a writing style specifically engineered to drive me batshiat crazy. It's entirely possible I'm just wierd, but does anybody else know what I mean?

you do realize that English was invented in ENGLAND don't you?, and therefore OUR usage of the language is the correct one, and yours is not.

we had English for many hundreds of years and used it just fine, what you've done to it since then is your own fault.

//English
///Lived in America
///hates that nasally American whine and chronic stupidity
 
2007-11-07 05:32:49 AM
The woman, 31, who cannot be named,

The One Who Must Not Be Named?

claims discrimination over her sex and sexuality

Why not harassment?
 
2007-11-07 05:34:19 AM
A LESBIAN soldier was invited by her sergeant to have three-in-a-bed sex with him and his girlfriend

Well if you dont ask, how are you going to find out how far she will swing?
 
2007-11-07 05:58:50 AM
oasics: Frunch_the_assault_fish: The meter, grammar, overhyphenation and choice of tone in British media makes me want to light people on fire. Three-in-a-bed sex? Can't they just say threesome? Things like colour and encyclopaedia, that's ok, it's their version of the language. But their newspapers, the Sun especially, are written as if someone studied me my entire life and then used their research to develop a writing style specifically engineered to drive me batshiat crazy. It's entirely possible I'm just wierd, but does anybody else know what I mean?

you do realize that English was invented in ENGLAND don't you?, and therefore OUR usage of the language is the correct one, and yours is not.

we had English for many hundreds of years and used it just fine, what you've done to it since then is your own fault.

//English
///Lived in America
///hates that nasally American whine and chronic stupidity



You guys don't much speak it as chew it up and spit it out.

//At least some parts, I'm sure you can fake proper english when it suits you.

///Cars were invented in France, doesn't mean they know how to make a good one.
 
2007-11-07 06:13:33 AM
ImJustaTroll: oasics: Frunch_the_assault_fish: The meter, grammar, overhyphenation and choice of tone in British media makes me want to light people on fire. Three-in-a-bed sex? Can't they just say threesome? Things like colour and encyclopaedia, that's ok, it's their version of the language. But their newspapers, the Sun especially, are written as if someone studied me my entire life and then used their research to develop a writing style specifically engineered to drive me batshiat crazy. It's entirely possible I'm just wierd, but does anybody else know what I mean?

you do realize that English was invented in ENGLAND don't you?, and therefore OUR usage of the language is the correct one, and yours is not.

we had English for many hundreds of years and used it just fine, what you've done to it since then is your own fault.

//English
///Lived in America
///hates that nasally American whine and chronic stupidity


You guys don't much speak it as chew it up and spit it out.

//At least some parts, I'm sure you can fake proper english when it suits you.

///Cars were invented in France, doesn't mean they know how to make a good one.


a very great person once said the following

"I will never live in America for one simple reason, even the smartest American is still more ignorant than the stupidest Englishman"

- the real shame is that statement is entirely correct.

// chew it up and spit it out? sure New Yorkers, Bostonians and just about every regional dialect in the states is just SO charming to listen to right?

/// go fark yourself and your self absorbed ignorant pro-american propaganda

//// and American cars are way better than anything else right? your an idiot.
 
2007-11-07 06:16:54 AM
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: It's only 5 inches when erect.

winner!
 
2007-11-07 06:19:10 AM
ImJustaTroll: ///hates that nasally American whine and chronic stupidity

You guys don't much speak it as chew it up and spit it out.


cabe.fatboylan.net

Two trolls against eachother. Great.
 
2007-11-07 06:19:22 AM
come on people (oasics, ImJustaTroll), chill out.

this thread is about lesbians and threesomes and not about language or countries

/Austria FTW!!!
 
2007-11-07 06:20:41 AM
Ilmarinen: ImJustaTroll: ///hates that nasally American whine and chronic stupidity

You guys don't much speak it as chew it up and spit it out.



Two trolls against eachother. Great.


fark you. and the horse you rode in on you fat ignorant waste of skin.
 
2007-11-07 06:26:37 AM
six inches soft? gulp!
 
2007-11-07 06:39:23 AM
oasics:
//// and American cars are way better than anything else right? your you're an idiot.


/Ironic self-Rotsky
//American - can spell
 
2007-11-07 06:47:44 AM
oasics is a British Troll. how cute. Say something with that great accent, little fella.
 
2007-11-07 06:50:09 AM
danielhh: six inches soft? gulp!

I hope you MEANT to go for the double entendre play.
 
2007-11-07 06:52:01 AM
August11: oasics is a British Troll. how cute. Say something with that great accent, little fella.

booktruck.files.wordpress.com

/knows how to deal with british trolls.
 
2007-11-07 07:19:03 AM
I use firefox, its fine for me.

/threadjack
 
2007-11-07 07:22:16 AM
oasics: you do realize that English was invented in ENGLAND don't you?, and therefore OUR usage of the language is the correct one, and yours is not.

BZZT! English is a compliation of many languages, many of them stolen from other European cultures- by the English.

It's okay though. If I came from that worthless impotent country I would be scrabbling for something to be proud of too.

we had English for many hundreds of years and used it just fine, what you've done to it since then is your own fault.

Yeah, we have used it for such horrendous things as promoting human rights, establishing Democracy (you didn't make that word up) and creating some of the most influential writings in the history of the human race.

You losers can't even come up with a pamphlet on proper dental care.

Now go suck some spotted dick
 
2007-11-07 07:24:08 AM
antialias: FTA: "And he allegedly bragged in a text to the blonde lance bombardier that his manhood was six inches long when it was not aroused."

This made me laugh not only at the fact that no one cares how big your cock is when you're NOT aroused, but at the idea of calling a a cock "manhood". It's a cock. Call it a cock.



img134.imageshack.us
OK, It's a cock.
 
2007-11-07 07:28:06 AM
Big Jim and the twins
Rooster Cockburn and the ladies
 
2007-11-07 07:46:26 AM
Boys and girls, I never meant this to become an argument over the origins of the English language. In fact, I specifically pointed out that my issue isn't with the handling of the language by an entire people, just a certain groups of newspapers. Not everybody there talks like the writers of the Sun write. And whoever said that I shouldn't read the Sun - That's a good point that I'm not disputing. If there weren't so many Fark links that pointed to it, I probably wouldn't, and my choice to continue to subject myself to that is somewhat masochistic. It was a simple observation.
 
2007-11-07 07:53:08 AM
Frunch_the_assault_fish: Not everybody there talks like the writers of the Sun write.

Yeah, they do.

/just being argumentative
 
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