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(The Smoking Gun)   All states whose kids don't smoke human waste to get high, step forward. Not so fast, Florida. The Smoking Gun is reluctantly there   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 309
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2007-11-05 08:07:20 PM  
www.mgroves.com
Smug alert!!
 
2007-11-06 12:14:39 AM  
If you feel compelled to huff shiat, please do the world a favor and apply these:
www.indexstock.com

to your genitals.

TIA.
 
2007-11-06 12:31:40 AM  
You mean we're smoking man shiat, dog?
 
2007-11-06 12:32:05 AM  
leroy jenkims he got his own drug?
 
2007-11-06 12:32:43 AM  
Next headline: Local authorities, and some stupid kids, victims of really funny prank. Were convinced that people actually used urine and feces as drugs.
 
2007-11-06 12:33:30 AM  
The poor kid in the corner looks like he's drinking a Yoo-Hoo.
 
2007-11-06 12:35:49 AM  
Na na na na na na Butthash! Butthash! Butthash!

/butthash!
 
2007-11-06 12:36:47 AM  
this is disgusting. i think i just lost some hope in humanity...
 
2007-11-06 12:37:28 AM  
Damn the masses are stupid.
 
2007-11-06 12:37:28 AM  
Reminds me of those twins that thought mothballs got you high if you ate them.

//Haha stupid people
///see you in hell
 
2007-11-06 12:37:35 AM  
I threw up a little in my mouth.
 
2007-11-06 12:38:06 AM  
they were jonesing for a hit of Keith Richards..
 
2007-11-06 12:38:09 AM  
this is one of the most disgusting innovations in the world of makeshift drugs that I have *ever* heard about.


Why can't 13 year-olds be satisfied with weed, whippets and cheap beer?
 
2007-11-06 12:40:04 AM  
Also, guys, there are these things called bonzai kittens. They are SOOOO real.
 
2007-11-06 12:40:20 AM  
I'm still not convinced this is real, there has been very little evidence of it and Snopes currently puts it as "undetermined"

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp
 
2007-11-06 12:40:49 AM  
CanadianCommie: this is one of the most disgusting innovations in the world of makeshift drugs that I have *ever* heard about.


Why can't 13 year-olds be satisfied with weed, whippets and cheap beer?


Probably cause it is bullshiat and some cop has been fooled... again.
 
2007-11-06 12:41:53 AM  
www.azylstra.net

/No Florida tag subby?
 
2007-11-06 12:42:41 AM  
Leeeeeeroooooooy Jeeeeeeeeeeeennnkems!!!!
 
2007-11-06 12:43:02 AM  
Please nuke the state NOW!!!
Man, we made do with whatever the parents had in the booze cabinet and pot.

"Woooooo man, this stuff is the shiat! No really, it's shiat. Tim shiat in a jar and now we're huffing it."
 
2007-11-06 12:43:35 AM  
Resin33: Probably cause it is bullshiat and some cop has been fooled... again.

maybe, but considering some of the stuff my younger siblings have either tried or been allegedly implicated in, I would really not be shocked if someone tried this.
 
2007-11-06 12:44:14 AM  
You've got to be shiatting me. Incredible.
 
2007-11-06 12:44:50 AM  
You gotta be sh*tting me!
 
2007-11-06 12:45:25 AM  
jackc126: You've got to be shiatting me. Incredible.

'Doh!
 
2007-11-06 12:45:51 AM  
I don't believe this.

I'll believe the stupidest stuff you've ever heard, but this is too much.

I can't (Or maybe don't want to) picture anyone who is NOT already high trying this.
 
2007-11-06 12:45:56 AM  
O.k. so that beat's the meth head who evaporates their urine to re-smoke the crystal left over, by a country mile..
 
2007-11-06 12:46:29 AM  
Hi to you too, Sasquatch :)
 
2007-11-06 12:47:08 AM  
Hey kids, here's a new high for you. Hit yourself in the head with a hammer several times. It feels so god-damn good when you quit!
 
2007-11-06 12:47:30 AM  
When can we expect a shiat huffer pic?
 
2007-11-06 12:47:39 AM  
I actually remember seeing this on /b/ a while back. There was someone posting a fake letter about this and telling people to mail it to their local school. I guess someone did...
 
2007-11-06 12:47:43 AM  
While this TSG article is somewhat fishy, i present you with the following:

apparently its big in africa

supposed firsthand account

video of actual jenkem user
 
2007-11-06 12:48:21 AM  
Wow. Just...wow.


Leeroy Jenkims...too funny


/brb gonna vomit a tad
 
2007-11-06 12:48:36 AM  
I learned about this and vajayjay on the same day. I love life.
 
2007-11-06 12:49:05 AM  
Looks like Yoo-Hoo.
 
2007-11-06 12:49:54 AM  
You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold.
 
2007-11-06 12:50:19 AM  
Megahurtz: Wow. Just...wow.


Leeroy Jenkims...too funny


/brb gonna vomit a tad


Can I huff it when you're done?
 
2007-11-06 12:50:51 AM  
dave barry once wrote a piece about kids in Malaysia doing this, and tongue-in-cheek warning parents how this could spread to the states. and it happened. dave barry = our Nostradamus
 
2007-11-06 12:51:33 AM  
i83.photobucket.com

I'm smoking my own shiat.
 
2007-11-06 12:52:27 AM  
Why read fark when I can get this from plime? (new window)
 
2007-11-06 12:52:49 AM  
Ray Finkle unavailable for comment.
 
2007-11-06 12:52:50 AM  
I enjoy the smell of my own farts, therefore I find this thread quite funny.
 
2007-11-06 12:52:54 AM  
Pedro: Man, what is in this shiat, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog shiat.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfarker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shiat, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

Name that movie...

/first thing that came to mind
 
2007-11-06 12:53:23 AM  
 
2007-11-06 12:53:24 AM  
geostrykyr: I learned about this and vajayjay on the same day. I love life.

Vagina has been around awhile.Where the FUKK have you been?

//poop huffing,nice.
///someone tell these tards about banana peels and nutmeg
////and then kill them.
 
2007-11-06 12:53:31 AM  
Doing that would make hydrogen sulfide and methane.

/ they're huffing sewer gas?
 
2007-11-06 12:54:41 AM  
Parmenides79: I threw up a little in my mouth.

Old and Busted: Smoking urine and feces. New Hotness: Smoking vomit?
 
2007-11-06 12:56:50 AM  
LEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JENKEMS!!


(at least I've got poop gas)
 
2007-11-06 12:57:11 AM  
I can votes this for my favorite fark headline style to be eliminated?

ELIMINATED

/ Leroy .... Jenkemmms
 
2007-11-06 12:58:40 AM  
A friend of mine had a story of how he and some buddies pranked some annoying kid who was always smoking their weed: they filled a ziploc bag with duck shiat and let him load a bonghit. Then they sat back and watched him pull a creamy, three-foot tube of duck shiat.
 
2007-11-06 12:59:23 AM  
i cant wait to move there!

/from jersey
 
2007-11-06 01:00:37 AM  
Sounds like a load of crap to me...
 
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