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Kanyon		2007-11-05 06:41:18 PM

+1 For headline.

/I LOL'd

camelclub		2007-11-05 06:57:01 PM

The cross examination on who spilled the milk on the table will be exhaustive.

TemporarySanity		2007-11-05 07:05:25 PM

eww. that means that somebody... some man.... some MAN /had sex/..... with Nancy Grace.

/full body shudder

TemporarySanity		2007-11-05 07:07:11 PM

also.. this one got greenlit and not the one with the scary tag... somebody have friends at cnn or something?

wasted_bandwidth		2007-11-05 07:19:35 PM

did they pop out of her chest, Alien style?

NancyGracesTesticles		2007-11-05 07:42:27 PM

wasted_bandwidth: did they pop out of her chest, Alien style?

Nope. They peeled out of her penis like Slash in that Guitar Hero 3 commercial.

RadioactiveApe		2007-11-05 08:04:49 PM

I hate it when ugly people breed.

klymen		2007-11-05 08:07:10 PM

RadioactiveApe: I hate it when ugly people breed.

I also find her to be amazingly dumb.

Black Lagoon		2007-11-05 09:20:43 PM

NancyGracesTesticles: Nope. They peeled out of her penis like Slash in that Guitar Hero 3 commercial.

...wow.

Well, that'll be with me for awhile.

isamudyson		2007-11-05 09:22:12 PM

I wonder where she found the lifer that prefered her to his cellmate. Must have been tough (and I bet he was drugged thru the whole thing).

Lionel Mandrake		2007-11-05 09:30:50 PM

Nancy Grace ~~gives birth to twins, a boy and a girl~~ spawns twin broodlings; immediately interrogates them

FTFY

WizardofToast		2007-11-05 09:31:36 PM

Cue "Spike" the baby from Eraserhead pics.

LessO2		2007-11-05 09:50:09 PM

It's alive....heh...it's aliiiive......IT'S ALLLLLIIIVVVVVVEEEEE!

Guntram Shatterhand		2007-11-05 09:53:25 PM

And when she gets back, she can go back to insulting people with a clean conscience since having kids now makes her immune to criticism. You know, until the first person goes 'so, you had these out of wedlock. Hypocritical, much?'

Doran		2007-11-05 09:55:29 PM

Great. Now every excuse of hers will be, "I delivered human beings. TWO OF THEM. Now shut up!"

Feel_the_velvet		2007-11-05 09:58:12 PM

Aaww...

Dear Jerk		2007-11-05 10:07:50 PM

2021, daughter brings home her first date. "Mom wants to talk to you in the gun room."

siva		2007-11-05 10:44:10 PM

Lets hope that child services stops her before she breast feeds them with her toxic hate milk.

Taxee		2007-11-05 11:14:13 PM

Wouldn't it be cool if the boy winds up sounding like Gomer Pyle and the girl like Louann Poovie?

stevec2usa		2007-11-05 11:35:24 PM

She probably accused them of in Utero brother/sister incest and will feature them on her first return show.

ekdikeo4		2007-11-06 12:14:23 AM

What on earth would fark that biatch? I assume the only way she can get any is to do it with two guys simultaneously, one to stuff her mouth so she can't make noise

Shaddax		2007-11-06 12:20:25 AM

Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of- child abuse victims!

Meatzilla		2007-11-06 12:30:40 AM

NancyGracesTesticles		2007-11-06 12:40:19 AM

Grace's husband, David Linch, will screw anything

Mr. Xhin		2007-11-06 12:41:53 AM

Ugh! Someone farked that vile skank?

EvilElecBlanket		2007-11-06 01:21:24 AM

I bet the doctors were shocked that both of the twins had goatees.

eikni		2007-11-06 02:01:41 AM

and the seventh seal was broken .....

GrizzlyAdamsRox		2007-11-06 02:12:48 AM

eikni: and the seventh seal was broken .....

I LOL'd

tetzy		2007-11-06 02:13:25 AM

Nancy, allow me to offer a bit of advice: Consider being a "stay at home Mom" - your kids deserve all of your attention.

/please go away.
//do it for them.

Shvetz		2007-11-06 02:21:15 AM

Gross. That is all.

Nickers		2007-11-06 02:45:29 AM

Does this mean she'll be off TV for awhile and be on maternity leave? Because if so, huzzah! God I hate that biatch and her self-righteous show.

/this thread is making me LOL.
//poor kids when they grow up and read about who their mom is.
///slashies!

DjangoStonereaver		2007-11-06 05:05:38 AM

Proof that evolution doesn't favor smart people

The Martintuckian		2007-11-06 08:24:02 AM

Anyone have a picture of the turkey baster that caused this.

Hoboclown		2007-11-06 10:08:27 AM

If someone kidnaps them, can we blame her to the point of suicide?

Goonie_Goo_Goo		2007-11-06 10:20:22 AM

Why am I reminded of this album cover?

LowbrowDeluxe		2007-11-06 12:21:19 PM

No hate like Nancy Grace-inspired hate.

/God I hate her. I swear she won cases only because people would have declared their own mother guilty just to make her shut the fark up.

Badafuco		2007-11-06 03:13:39 PM

They had to have been butt babies. I'm still convinced she has a penis.

Bombshell		2007-11-06 10:32:24 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: You know, until the first person goes 'so, you had these out of wedlock. Hypocritical, much?'

That person will be wrong.

Just saying. She is married.

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