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(Some Secret Service Guy)   The list of rules for Jenna Bush's book signing include STFU and don't, repeat DON'T EVEN look at Her Royal Bush-ness. Winning the hearts and mind of the public is an art perfectly practiced by the Bush family   (denver.yourhub.com) divider line 194
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2007-11-04 06:52:19 PM  
Gosh, this was almost identical to the rules to get a copy of "It Takes a Village" signed.

Nice fail, though.
 
2007-11-04 06:59:22 PM  
And when do they announce that America isn't actually free?
 
2007-11-04 07:01:11 PM  
Unshavenhelga: Gosh, this was almost identical to the rules to get a copy of "It Takes a Village" signed.

Nice fail, though.



Well put, and very true. Same deal with Bill's book.
 
2007-11-04 07:52:03 PM  
No weapons

What about the second amendment? They're using Jenna's book signing to disarm us so we won't start an armed rebellion. Damn you!
 
2007-11-04 08:03:12 PM  
Unshavenhelga: Gosh, this was almost identical to the rules to get a copy of "It Takes a Village" signed.

Nice fail, though.


It's only facism with Bush does it. Don't you realize that Hillary *cares*!?
 
2007-11-04 08:07:36 PM  
Bush Derangement Syndrome doesn't just stop with the President.
Suck it Libtards!
 
2007-11-04 08:14:56 PM  
Weaver95: Don't you realize that Hillary *cares*!?

now if only we cared about Hillary.
 
2007-11-04 08:18:36 PM  
Sounds like ordinary Secret Service precautions combined with the usual famous persons' agent contract stuff. What, you thought she was going to be your buddy because you bought a book and a ticket?
 
2007-11-04 08:18:40 PM  
SilentStrider: Weaver95: Don't you realize that Hillary *cares*!?

now if only we cared about Hillary.


That's why she needed The Village.

/You are Number Six.
 
2007-11-04 08:19:48 PM  
This About That: Sounds like ordinary Secret Service precautions combined with the usual famous persons' agent contract stuff. What, you thought she was going to be your buddy because you bought a book and a ticket?

Terry Pratchett ran a much better book signing. Class act, that guy. I wish I was half the writer he is...
 
2007-11-04 08:24:44 PM  
5$ says after 2 white russians you would be able to see her bush
 
2007-11-04 08:36:05 PM  
Unshavenhelga: Gosh, this was almost identical to the rules to get a copy of "It Takes a Village" signed.

Nice fail, though.



Source? Or are we just supposed to take your word for it?
 
2007-11-04 08:50:41 PM  
WHo gives a rats ass about that coont anyway?
 
2007-11-04 08:51:22 PM  
I'm a bride not a witch...
 
2007-11-04 08:51:31 PM  
Who cares? She's the ugly one.
 
2007-11-04 08:52:20 PM  
Link killed by the secret service?
 
2007-11-04 08:52:21 PM  
NuttierThanEver: Source? Or are we just supposed to take your word for it?

What he said isn't exactly hard to believe, if you live in the United States of America and, you know, been anywhere outside of your own home.
 
2007-11-04 08:53:20 PM  
At some point, you need rules.

I just started a large and growing facebook group. The amazing thing is now I'm designing policy, slapping members, etc.

Why?

The public is an ass.

/drtfa
//Bush & Clinton 2008-2048
 
2007-11-04 08:54:17 PM  
Lose by default: You bought a book Jenna Bush wrote.
 
2007-11-04 08:54:25 PM  
Link is farked.

I blame Bush
 
2007-11-04 08:55:00 PM  
logruszed: Link killed by the secret service?

Must have been because I sure as hell couldn't get to it.
 
2007-11-04 08:55:02 PM  
"What he said isn't exactly hard to believe, if you live in the United States of America and, you know, been anywhere outside of your own home."

Bullshiat. That's a lame argument - source please, or it isn't true.
 
2007-11-04 08:56:24 PM  
What if you have some choice ganja? She could fight with her dad over it.
 
2007-11-04 08:57:01 PM  
All I got was a completely blank page.

The first rule for Jenna Bush's book signing is not to talk about Jenna Bush's book signing.
 
2007-11-04 08:57:25 PM  
Meh. She's just a skank legitimized by her idiot father.
 
2007-11-04 08:57:33 PM  
This About That: Sounds like ordinary Secret Service precautions combined with the usual famous persons' agent contract stuff.

This.
 
2007-11-04 08:57:37 PM  
www.cqcapd.state.ny.us

/subby has it
 
2007-11-04 08:57:37 PM  
You actually can't see her bush, she's stripped it down to the hardwood...
 
2007-11-04 08:57:47 PM  
farked
 
2007-11-04 08:58:29 PM  
numfarvera: Meh. She's just a skank legitimized by her idiot father.

Wow. Nice hate.
 
2007-11-04 08:59:32 PM  
Her last name is Bush! Grab your torches and follow me!
 
2007-11-04 09:00:38 PM  
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You actually can't see her bush, she's stripped it down to the hardwood...

i loled
 
2007-11-04 09:01:17 PM  
Since it's farked, I believe I found the google cache of what's been linked:

Contributed by: Brendan Leonard/YourHub.com on 11/2/2007

No photos, no talking, no questions, no personalized copies, no running, no bare feet, no cut-off jean shorts, no horseplay, no splashing, no fighting, no candy, no laughing, no smiling, no talking directly to Jenna Bush, no looking directly at Jenna Bush.

From the Tattered Cover Web site:

"Tickets for our event, November 29 at 7:00 pm in Historic LoDo, with first-daughter Jenna Bush, author of Ana's Story: A Journey of Hope ($18.99) are available now, with the purchase of Ana's Story at any Tattered Cover location.

"The ticket entitles two people admission to the event and the signing line.
On the day of the event, customers should arrive by 6:00 pm in order to go through security before the event.
"Due to increased security, all customers will be screened by the Secret Service. Please leave personal items at home. Backpacks or large bags will not be permitted into the event hall. Please see our web site for a complete list of prohibited items.
"Ms. Bush will make a presentation and sign copies of "Ana's Story." She will not answer questions.
"She will sign up to three copies per ticketed guest of "Ana's Story," but will not personalize. She will not sign anything other than copies of "Ana's Story."
Photographs will be permitted from the seating area. You will not be able to take photos once you approach the signing table. Ms. Bush will not pose for photos with customers.

"PROHIBITED ITEMS LIST
Weapons
Knives (regardless of size)
Explosives
Fireworks
Umbrellas
Poles and Sticks
Containers of any type - bottles / cans / spray containers
Aerosols
Mace / pepper spray
Backpacks
Sharp and/or pointed objects, scissors / knitting needles etc.
Leatherman or similar tools
Plastic replica of weapons
Noise-makers such as air horns, whistles, etc.
Banners, signs, or placards
No unopened envelopes or packages will be permitted inside any booksigning event.

"Anyone attending the event, including media, should anticipate individual security screening prior to admittance. If an individual is found in possession of any of the prohibited items listed above, the Secret Service will not grant them admission into the event hall.

"During the security screening, guests will pass through magnetometers. This process can be accelerated if guests do not bring large bags and adhere to the prohibited items list. Personal items are subject to x-ray and hand inspections."
 
2007-11-04 09:02:25 PM  
Here is the link to the story....

HERE
 
2007-11-04 09:02:26 PM  
Capt.Kirk: numfarvera: Meh. She's just a skank legitimized by her idiot father.

Wow. Nice hate.


Not really. She is another person who is famous for being famous, kinda like Paris Hilton.

If it wasn't for her parents you would never hear of her at all.
 
2007-11-04 09:02:50 PM  
Who cares about the Clintons? Everyone knows that the Bushes perfected the art of winning Iraqi hearts and minds. Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy!
 
2007-11-04 09:03:35 PM  
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OMG! The terrorists have already got her!
 
2007-11-04 09:03:45 PM  
Yeah, the biatch used to pull the same shiat at her bukkake parties in college.
 
2007-11-04 09:04:37 PM  
bingo the psych-o: Not really. She is another person who is famous for being famous, kinda like Paris Hilton.

If it wasn't for her parents you would never hear of her at all.


Then why call her a "skank"?

At least she is trying to use her fame for good. Where is Chelsea Clinton?
 
2007-11-04 09:04:37 PM  
numfarvera: Meh. She's just a skank legitimized by her idiot father.

Capt.Kirk: Wow. Nice hate.


In tone, perhaps. But otherwise pretty much dead on.
 
2007-11-04 09:04:54 PM  
BUSH MADE THE STORY DISAPPEAR!!!

/cue spooky music
 
2007-11-04 09:05:22 PM  
If I wanted to see the literary work of a drunk sorority girl I would just go get a Playboy Girls of the SEC edition.
 
2007-11-04 09:06:11 PM  
" ... no talking directly to Jenna Bush, no looking directly at Jenna Bush."

You've got to admit, that's pretty funny.

/do you turn into stone?
 
2007-11-04 09:06:58 PM  
I haven't been to a book signing yet, but is the don't talk to/look at the author a common rule?

If thats the case, I don't think I'll ever go to a book signing.
 
2007-11-04 09:08:37 PM  
Last thing I heard about Chelsea Clinton is she was living a peaceful life at a farm in New York. She has her own stable and all the carrots and oats she can eat.
 
2007-11-04 09:09:30 PM  
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You actually can't see her bush, she's stripped it down to the hardwood...

Win

jackbooty: Lose by default: You bought a book Jenna Bush wrote.

Place

Bathia_Mapes: The first rule for Jenna Bush's book signing is not to talk about Jenna Bush's book signing.

Show
 
2007-11-04 09:10:25 PM  
img228.imageshack.us
 
2007-11-04 09:10:43 PM  
Chaotic Neutral: is the don't talk to/look at the author a common rule?

Do you get to keep the black hood and gag?
 
2007-11-04 09:10:57 PM  
Someone call the waaaaahmbulance. Bbbbut President Clinton doesn't allow replicas of weapons in the vicinity!!!

Shut the hell up. Jenna ain't all that. At least Chelsea let people look her in the eyes.
 
2007-11-04 09:11:09 PM  
Why are Republican women so beautiful?
 
2007-11-04 09:12:03 PM  
Um, I'm jumping on the Subby = Fail bandwagon - there's nothing about not looking at and not talking to her, except the beginning comments from the author

Yep, subby fails.
 
2007-11-04 09:13:42 PM  
Chaotic Neutral: Every book signing I've ever been to, the author was happy to chat with people indefinitely, after all the books were signed. Most even personalized the books as a matter of course.

This is probably a response to hordes of people who will show up just see her and get her signature, but it still reeks of asinine elitism. Do not look at Jenna Bush? wtf?
 
2007-11-04 09:15:36 PM  
DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Yep, subby fails.

Just because you say it, doesn't make it so.
 
2007-11-04 09:15:38 PM  
phillydrifter: She's the ugly one.

HAHA QFT.

img522.imageshack.us
 
2007-11-04 09:16:34 PM  
Capt.Kirk: ...
At least she is trying to use her fame for good. Where is Chelsea Clinton?


In 2001, she graduated with distinction from Stanford; her undergraduate thesis topic was her father's mediation of the 1998 Northern Ireland peace agreement. She went on to earn a Master's degree at University College, Oxford, in international relations.

In 2003, Clinton joined the consulting firm McKinsey & Company in New York City, reportedly earning a low six-figure salary; she was the youngest person hired in her class, hired alongside those holding MBAs.

In the fall of 2006, she left McKinsey and went to work for Avenue Capital, a hedge fund run by Marc Lasry, a loyal donor to Democratic causes generally, and heavy supporter of the Clintons.

She serves on the board of the School of American Ballet.



Easy stuff to find. She works, she does stuff. She graduated from Stanford and has a Master's Degree from Oxford. What have you done lately?
 
2007-11-04 09:16:42 PM  
bacccc: " ... no talking directly to Jenna Bush, no looking directly at Jenna Bush."

You've got to admit, that's pretty funny.

/do you turn into stone?


Jenna Bush contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled or looked at.
 
2007-11-04 09:17:05 PM  
home.comcast.net

/can't wait for the teevee movie of this masterpiece.....
 
2007-11-04 09:17:20 PM  
The Real Damien 2007-11-04 08:24:44 PM
5$ says after 2 white russians you would be able to see her bush

I'll take that bet! Haven't you seen the pictures? She shaves.
 
2007-11-04 09:18:37 PM  
I take back what I said. The article text seems to blow things out of proportion. So fark the author for misleading me and wasting my time on typing up my rant.
 
2007-11-04 09:19:26 PM  
I wouldn't want to look at the general public either, considering that 70 percent of them are morons.
 
2007-11-04 09:19:59 PM  
Things will be so much better when President Hillary arrives.
 
2007-11-04 09:20:01 PM  
bacccc
" ... no talking directly to Jenna Bush, no looking directly at Jenna Bush."

You've got to admit, that's pretty funny.

/do you turn into stone?


Not if you only look at her reflection in a mirror - it renders her powerless.
 
2007-11-04 09:20:04 PM  
can i bring my traditional kazakh marriage sack?
 
2007-11-04 09:20:36 PM  
I smell a lot of "b-b-b-but CLINTON..." going on in this thread.

Cons are so predictable.
 
2007-11-04 09:20:44 PM  
Shouldn't she be out rooting for truffles somewhere?
 
2007-11-04 09:21:40 PM  
adiabat: Unshavenhelga: Gosh, this was almost identical to the rules to get a copy of "It Takes a Village" signed.

Nice fail, though.


Well put, and very true. Same deal with Bill's book.


Bill (briefly) talked to me. Secret Service still had a field day, though.
 
2007-11-04 09:22:25 PM  
It may sound mean and elitist, but really, it's for your own protection.

When you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
 
2007-11-04 09:22:29 PM  
VibroCount: Easy stuff to find. She works, she does stuff. What have you done lately?

What has she done for others? That is what I meant and you know it.

Me? I give to charities and I've drunk 12 beers so far tonight.
 
2007-11-04 09:22:37 PM  
Heh ... I sometimes buy copies of favorite books by living authors, mail them to the publisher with a note inside asking "please forward to (author's name)" and a note inside the book asking the author to sign. I usually get back a signed copy.

Then again, I don't buy books by doofuses like Jenna Bush, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, George Bush (Our Children Is Learning), etc.
 
2007-11-04 09:22:59 PM  
That pig-faced biatch has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
 
2007-11-04 09:23:03 PM  
She is hot.
 
2007-11-04 09:23:57 PM  
Anyone notice that 8 of the first 10 posts refer to the Clintons? When in doubt, bash Bill or Hilary.


/Bush sucks. Just accept it.
 
2007-11-04 09:25:28 PM  
CaptainFatass: Shouldn't she be out rooting for truffles somewhere?

HAHAHA

Because shes a pig...

Get it?!

No, really she kinda does look like a pig...

/would still hit it
//can drive really fast to the show
///and them rich farks always get good drugs
////would get her to oink for me during sex, god thats hot.
 
2007-11-04 09:26:19 PM  
Its always amusing to see you retards work yourselves into a froth over some cheesy blog entry.
 
2007-11-04 09:27:00 PM  
Ken Lay's not dead, he's hiding in the folds of Jenna Bush's arm flab until the coast is clear.
 
2007-11-04 09:29:51 PM  
The Bush twins are cheap floozies who will amount to very little int he grand scheme of things, and that would be ok, except that the cons made Chelsea a target during the Clinton years.

Unfortunately for the cons, Chelsea actually amounted to something and isn't a drunken tart like Bush's girls.
 
2007-11-04 09:29:55 PM  
jackbooty
Last thing I heard about Chelsea Clinton is she was living a peaceful life at a farm in New York. She has her own stable and all the carrots and oats she can eat.

That would've been a good line in 1992, and I'm sure you used it back then. But a quick GIS shows she's grown up and gotten slightly past the awkward teen phase.
 
2007-11-04 09:31:53 PM  
buy her book! like any of the bush clan gives a fark about me....or anyone else, for that matter.
 
2007-11-04 09:31:57 PM  
The Ana's was unremarkable?
 
2007-11-04 09:32:30 PM  
Jeez... I just finished reading today in Texas Monthly that Jenna Bush isn't puking in the bathroom at Chuy's anymore (in an obviously rehabilitative puff-piece).

I kinda felt sorry for the reporter, trying to write an article about how Jenna gives a damn (except about politics, or anything else).
 
2007-11-04 09:33:39 PM  
Chester J. Lampwick - That would've been a good line in 1992, and I'm sure you used it back then. But a quick GIS shows she's grown up and gotten slightly past the awkward teen phase.

This is true... Now she is in th awkward adult phase.

/not a con
//Chesea Clinton is bizarre looking
///but no more so than moon-face here
 
2007-11-04 09:35:36 PM  
Daddy keeps the citizens in line....
 
2007-11-04 09:39:03 PM  
Jeez, not another one. Why does Jenna Bush have a book? In fact, why does everybody have a book these days? Every hack on cable news, every disgraced politician, every Washington insider. Who actually reads this crap?
 
2007-11-04 09:40:24 PM  
Never've really had a problem with the Bush twins. Seems like they're average kids and grew up no worse or better than anyone else.

Same for their politics. Seems like they're more liberal then their father, and probably their mother although she seems to be more sympathetic to social justice (as most women are).
 
2007-11-04 09:42:03 PM  
Has anyone mentioned that Chelsey is well, kinda fat, and umm.. has cankles, and a butterface?

I didnt feel it was appropriate to mention that a few years ago, but since you guys opened the can and all.
 
2007-11-04 09:42:53 PM  
I forgot to mention, Chelsea tickles something down toward my root chakra.

/That's the wanting to have crazy sex chakra.
//Jenna not so much. I went to UT... and it was full of hot (vapid) girls.
///Hot smart girls stimulate every chakra
 
2007-11-04 09:43:40 PM  
Apparantly, this is fairly common in the celebrity world.

Wherever Neil Armstrong goes for business - which includes his own museum - employees are not allowed to look or speak to him.

It makes no sense to us thousandaires, but the rich and famous play by a different set of rules. I have no idea whether it's right or wrong, but I definitely know I can't relate.
 
2007-11-04 09:44:27 PM  
How about a Cleaveland Steamer? Is that still good?
 
2007-11-04 09:45:45 PM  
Sorority house rule: No looking directly at Jenna's Bush

/obvious
 
2007-11-04 09:46:11 PM  
Heavy security for the daughter of an acting POTUS? Whodathunkit?

Also..

img526.imageshack.us

/obligatory (new window)
 
2007-11-04 09:46:16 PM  
meh, barbara is the hot one
 
2007-11-04 09:46:42 PM  
Fu Manchu: Jeez... I just finished reading today in Texas Monthly that Jenna Bush isn't puking in the bathroom at Chuy's anymore (in an obviously rehabilitative puff-piece).

I kinda felt sorry for the reporter, trying to write an article about how Jenna gives a damn (except about politics, or anything else).


I think somebody--maybe Karen Hughes maybe?--decided that the Bush clan had better spend some money in making Jenna respectable.

Fortunately, Barbara has always been the go-to girl, she'd probably clearing blueprints for family compou--I mean, ranch in Paraguay.
 
2007-11-04 09:46:53 PM  
The average I.Q. drops about 20 points around here on the weekend.
 
2007-11-04 09:48:01 PM  
Link is farked for me. CIA shutdown?
 
2007-11-04 09:48:03 PM  
I had better not go! I might get so "excited" being that close to the Bush bloodline that I would hurl. Last thing I want to do is projectile vomit on the first family! Would I get locked up for chemical attack?
I guess I will just stay home?
 
2007-11-04 09:49:03 PM  
Wow. +1 to all you winners who didn't realize the "no talking directly to Jenna Bush, no looking directly at Jenna Bush" line was a poster's comment and not part of the actual rules for the signing.

Why not try the bookstore's page on the matter:
Link (new window)
 
2007-11-04 09:49:51 PM  
Fapinator:
Then again, I don't buy books by doofuses like Jenna Bush, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton,
George Bush (Our Children Is Learning), etc.

img521.imageshack.us
 
2007-11-04 09:52:47 PM  
5$ says after 2 white russians you would be able to see her bush

The junior Senator from NY would like 2 white russians, please.
 
2007-11-04 09:52:52 PM  
The people who are inclined to buy a book written by Jenna Bush are not the kind of people Jenna Bush wants to talk to. It's not like she's going to write a book about getting drunk.
 
2007-11-04 09:56:02 PM  
I like Carl Bernstein's rules at the booksigning I saw him at "ask me anything, I'll sign anything you want and yes you can have your picture taken with me".
 
2007-11-04 09:57:17 PM  
Capt.Kirk: bingo the psych-o: Not really. She is another person who is famous for being famous, kinda like Paris Hilton.

If it wasn't for her parents you would never hear of her at all.

Then why call her a "skank"?

At least she is trying to use her fame for good. Where is Chelsea Clinton?


Not trying to prostitute her famous family name for a fast buck?
 
2007-11-04 09:58:57 PM  
She has the deranged eyes of her mom, the jowly fleshiness of her uncle Jeb, and the drinking/drugging habits of...well, the rest of her family.

Plus, she's profiting off of a victim of AIDS. Real class act, there.
 
2007-11-04 10:00:10 PM  
did i just feast mine eyes upon a cookie?

Mmm...bush cookie...
 
2007-11-04 10:01:09 PM  
Yamamoto: Not trying to prostitute her famous family name for a fast buck?

not yet anyways. Seriously what Jenna has done is nothing new or even noteworthy really
 
2007-11-04 10:01:16 PM  
Who would want to get their coloring book signed?
 
2007-11-04 10:03:06 PM  
British: Who would want to get their coloring book signed?

Silly. It's a sequel to My Pet Goat. That way, she's sure her dad will be able to read it.

Not comprehend, mind you. Just sound out the words.
 
2007-11-04 10:03:16 PM  
Ooh, Cabbage Patch Jenna done discovered books and likes 'em so dang much she had someone write one for her!

Color me interested!

/not
 
2007-11-04 10:09:39 PM  
Wow. The first 20 posts of this thread were a conservative circle-jerk. Then they started to let people with senses of humor post.
 
2007-11-04 10:12:57 PM  
No umbrellas? Is the signing on a grassy knoll?
 
2007-11-04 10:15:45 PM  
If you compare Outtaphase's post of the rules with my cache of the snowflake's previous Pasadena stop(that the mods didn't green!) you can see subby's on the money-she's burning out on the whole booktour thingie;
Link (new window)

Farkomatic that's strange-my cousin "made" Neil Armstrong out with his grandkids while he was working @ SeaWorld & Armstrong freaked out, said that was the 1st time he was ever recognized in public like that-this was like in '91 or so...he asked my cousin how he knew who he was, my cousin said "you're wearing the same sunglasses you wore to the 20th Anniversary of Apollo 11 Symposium @ Wright-Patterson Air-Space Museum", Armstrong muttered he'd be getting rid of them
 
2007-11-04 10:16:27 PM  
Even Bush's Baked Beans eat babies according to most farkers around here. Anything Bush and they go batshiat crazy but still somehow retain enough brainpower to type.
 
2007-11-04 10:17:19 PM  
If it wasn't for her parents you would never hear of her at all.

Don't be silly. It's because of her grandparents that you even know her name.
 
2007-11-04 10:18:47 PM  
ChadManMn: Has anyone mentioned that Chelsey is well, kinda fat, and umm.. has cankles, and a butterface?

I didn't feel it was appropriate to mention that a few years ago, but since you guys opened the can and all.


How can some one be fat have cankles AND be a butterface?

allow me to explain what a butterface is.

"man that girl has a killer body, but her face...."

see, butterface is used as a handy replacement for but-her-face.

in this example: "woah, check out the curves on her-too bad she's a butterface"
 
2007-11-04 10:22:06 PM  
Why did I post in this thread. We all gonna be probed in Gitmo before midnight tomorrow
 
2007-11-04 10:26:03 PM  
Weaver95: SilentStrider: Weaver95: Don't you realize that Hillary *cares*!?

now if only we cared about Hillary.

That's why she needed The Village.

/You are Number Six.


I AM NOT A NUMBER!


Thanks, I needed that.

// Wish I had a Seven, though.
 
2007-11-04 10:28:06 PM  
and don't, repeat DON'T EVEN look at Her Royal Bush-ness

Why would I WANT to? She looks like a female version of Daddy. Ugh.
 
2007-11-04 10:28:21 PM  
nativefloridian: adiabat: Unshavenhelga: Gosh, this was almost identical to the rules to get a copy of "It Takes a Village" signed.

Nice fail, though.


Well put, and very true. Same deal with Bill's book.

Bill (briefly) talked to me. Secret Service still had a field day, though.


He talked to me briefly, too. Exchanged pleasantries. I wasn't at all worried about looking at him, and it wasn't at all scary. I reject the notion that his rules were anything like these. I didn't even know there were rules beyond common sense "do not threaten the former president's life or bring out a fake gun jokingly" sort of things.
 
2007-11-04 10:33:21 PM  
She can write? Now if someone could just teach her old man how to read...
 
2007-11-04 10:35:29 PM  
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2007-11-04 10:36:15 PM  
MadCat221: Why would I WANT to? She looks like a female version of Daddy. Ugh.

This.
 
2007-11-04 10:37:53 PM  
NoblePatrick: Uh-oh, pic was deleted!

And he's from Philly, where the Eagles are being raped by Dallas tonight. Not his night, I suppose.
 
2007-11-04 10:39:37 PM  
I miss Amy Carter...

/*sigh*
 
2007-11-04 10:40:18 PM  
Dang, I was hoping Fluff Girl would caption the photo.
 
2007-11-04 10:41:02 PM  
Jesus there are a ton of hateful nebbishes in here tonight. She didn't pick her parents, folks. Maybe she doesn't want people talking to her or looking at her because she is the daughter of an extremely unpopular head of state and she doesn't want the inevitable confrontation at a book signing.

From what I've read, she attended a public university after attending public school, has done volunteer work for UNICEF, and is a teacher. I don't understand the hatred of her except for the fact that she is the daughter of George W. Bush.

Oh yeah, as far as presidential offspring go, she ranks below her twin sister but still way freakin' higher than Chelsea Clinton or Amy Carter on the hotness scale. It's just a shame her father is such a schmuck. If she wasn't Bush's kid, all of you haters in here would be lining up to say that you'd hit it.
 
2007-11-04 10:42:55 PM  
She is hot. HOT, if you don't agree you are the gay.
 
2007-11-04 10:46:28 PM  
i'd hit it, except she has the same smirk as him. she has his smile.

yeah, when my friends pointed that out it destroyed my threesome fantasies real quick...
 
2007-11-04 10:49:28 PM  
"PROHIBITED ITEMS LIST
Weapons
Knives (regardless of size)
Explosives
Fireworks
Umbrellas
Poles and Sticks
Containers of any type - bottles / cans / spray containers
Aerosols
Mace / pepper spray
Backpacks
Sharp and/or pointed objects, scissors / knitting needles etc.
Leatherman or similar tools
Plastic replica of weapons
Noise-makers such as air horns, whistles, etc.
Banners, signs, or placards
No unopened envelopes or packages will be permitted inside any booksigning event.


What about bananas or other passion fruits
 
2007-11-04 10:56:33 PM  
Not near so heinous as the self-aggrandizing conduct of the gash Barbra Steisand.
 
2007-11-04 10:57:04 PM  
Capt.Kirk 2007-11-04 09:04:37 PM
At least she is trying to use her fame for good. Where is Chelsea Clinton?



Exactly. You couldn't even write news stories about Chelsea without the Clintons getting the FBI on your butt and an IRS audit.
 
2007-11-04 11:00:01 PM  
supertoad: can i bring my traditional kazakh marriage sack?

You bastard. I came here just to say that.
 
2007-11-04 11:01:23 PM  
phillydrifter: Who cares? She's the ugly one.

True. She's the fugly bar fly lookin' Bush daughter.

Looks like something you would make at run at just before the bar closes.
 
2007-11-04 11:04:45 PM  
docweasel: You couldn't even write news stories about Chelsea without the Clintons getting the FBI on your butt and an IRS audit.

Dittoheads are amusing.

I remember when the Clintons shoved those pills down Limbaugh's throat. Those bastards.
 
2007-11-04 11:05:51 PM  
lexslamman Then they started to let people with senses of humor post.

To what do you attribute your presence?
 
2007-11-04 11:08:48 PM  
Apparantly, the "no speaking, no looking" rule also applies to accessing the article.

/link is farked
 
2007-11-04 11:09:49 PM  
chelsea clinton jenna bush deathmatch. awww yeah. my money would be on the clinton if i didn't know that jenna bush had dick cheney's psycholesbian daughter as a sparring partner. ph33r
 
2007-11-04 11:13:53 PM  
I would not go to that much trouble to get a book signed if Jesus was at Barnes & Noble signing bibles!!!
 
2007-11-04 11:18:05 PM  
Just wait till Hillary takes the oath. Her SS coverage ends at that minute, doesn't it? Or will daddy extend that through executive order too?
 
2007-11-04 11:22:50 PM  
Meh, nothing to see there. If you've ever BEEN to a book signing, you'd understand why the "no questions, no pictures, no etc" rule. There's waiting 30 minutes to an hour and missing a session at a conference because every Tom, Dick, and Jane just HAS to have a picture with the author.

[above experience was at the Larry Elder book signing at West Coast Leadership Conference in Santa Barbra, CA last year]
 
2007-11-04 11:25:35 PM  
Jenna,

You have a fat face and look like a mongoloid.

Sincerely,

Spoonfed'sBuddy
 
2007-11-04 11:29:05 PM  
and don't, repeat DON'T EVEN look at Her Royal Bush-ness.

Uh...can I look at her bush?

www.bartcop.com

/she's just sooo damn photogenic
//camera loves ya, babe
 
2007-11-04 11:35:30 PM  
i21.tinypic.com
 
2007-11-04 11:36:08 PM  
*giggles*

what a tool she is.

/and cue in the old proverbal "the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree..."
 
2007-11-04 11:42:26 PM  
jackbooty Lose by default: You bought a book Jenna Bush wrote.

Quoted for troof.
 
2007-11-04 11:45:30 PM  
JSTACAT

Seriously, does it have to be that close to my name? You put me off my chip snacks with that pic.

Jeebus.
 
2007-11-04 11:51:52 PM  
Bacontastesgood: JSTACAT

Seriously, does it have to be that close to my name? You put me off my chip snacks with that pic.

Jeebus.


Fap fap fa...what?
 
2007-11-04 11:55:44 PM  
So she found time to write a book between bouts of drunken debauchery?...


/I'm impressed
//No, not really
 
2007-11-04 11:56:58 PM  
Best book signing I ever went to was with Bill Wyman, who had just released a book of his umpteen years of behind-the-scenes Stones photographs. For a guy known as the quiet one, he was talky, funny, and he even got up to personally make sure an old man in a wheelchair was wheeled to the front first. Ken Kesey was also pretty cool. He'd written a children's book and was signing it with goofy rubber stamps and all sorts of colored inks. He was remarkably coherent for an old acid head, although he had that acid head laugh.
 
2007-11-05 12:01:34 AM  
This is not where the party is...

kellyanncollins.com
 
2007-11-05 12:01:44 AM  
Unshavenhelga: Gosh, this was almost identical to the rules to get a copy of "It Takes a Village" signed.

www.msu.edu

Wow. A genuwhine "Clintoned in the Boobies"!

/Tip of the hat
//Your point is well taken
 
2007-11-05 12:03:09 AM  
www.radaronline.com
 
2007-11-05 12:08:12 AM  
I'll have you know thats a right bushy little nest
i12.tinypic.com
coomes with the package
 
2007-11-05 12:32:33 AM  
Otto_von_Prawn: "What he said isn't exactly hard to believe, if you live in the United States of America and, you know, been anywhere outside of your own home."

Bullshiat. That's a lame argument - source please, or it isn't true.


dumbass squared with a side of naive
 
2007-11-05 12:34:32 AM  
Submitter=liar.
 
2007-11-05 12:34:43 AM  
and the floor show never ends: and don't, repeat DON'T EVEN look at Her Royal Bush-ness.

Uh...can I look at her bush?



/she's just sooo damn photogenic
//camera loves ya, babe


You know that's not her, right?
 
2007-11-05 12:35:55 AM  
Bill Clinton had a book signing in the building I live in last Friday, guess what he had the same farking rules
 
2007-11-05 12:39:03 AM  
I'm confused. Is this one of the drunken slutty Bush girls ...

skimble.blogspot.com

... or is this the crack whore Bush girl ...

fixco1.com

/family values
 
2007-11-05 12:40:26 AM  
Otto_von_Prawn: Source? Or are we just supposed to take your word for it?

So what you're saying is that you're utterly incapable of formulating a reasonable conclusion based on prior experience and common sense on your own, and need other people to tell you what to think.
 
2007-11-05 12:50:00 AM  
PeeOnYou: And when do they announce that America isn't actually free?

When they sell it?
 
2007-11-05 12:53:47 AM  
Phoenix_M: Bill Clinton had a book signing in the building I live in last Friday, guess what he had the same farking rules

Thread was already Clintoned in the boobies. You're way late.
 
2007-11-05 12:55:38 AM  
Best book signing I ever went to was for Bruce Campbell's "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way". He's a really nice guy who treats his fans right.
 
2007-11-05 01:03:10 AM  
jackbooty: Lose by default: You bought a book Jenna Bush wrote.

Agreed...I can only imagine the literay genuis contained in this sacred tome. Although I'm sure she can rely on 25% or so of the nation to buy it...when your IQ is less than your shoe size I'm sure any book seems to be well written. At least if it has a lot of pictures...
 
2007-11-05 01:11:02 AM  
XTeacher: Maybe she doesn't want people talking to her or looking at her because she is the daughter of an extremely unpopular head of state and she doesn't want the inevitable confrontation at a book signing.

From what I've read, she attended a public university after attending public school, has done volunteer work for UNICEF, and is a teacher. I don't understand the hatred of her except for the fact that she is the daughter of George W. Bush.


Well...it may just be me, but if she doesn't want attention or confrontation then doing things like "writing" a book and then having a signing session would not be the best of ideas.

And yes...her "volunteer" work consisted of partying in South America and Europe. I'd take claims that she does important volunteer work with as much seriousness as claims that her father honorably served the people of Alabama in the Air National Guard in the early 70s.

Oh, and as long as we're on the topic of "she can't pick her parents," were you sticking up for Chelsea Clinton when the drug-addled gas bag Rush Limbaugh called her the "new Whitehouse dog" when she was 12 years old...? I didn't think so.
 
2007-11-05 01:37:34 AM  
Unshavenhelga: Gosh, this was almost identical to the rules to get a copy of "It Takes a Village" signed.

Nice fail, though.


Show me the rules or STFU and GTFO.
 
2007-11-05 01:38:58 AM  
Does her book teach young girls how to be a fat, pampered law breaking drunken coont? I can't imagine it says anything else.
 
2007-11-05 02:09:27 AM  
The Bush Family = Kennedys without class or intelligence
 
2007-11-05 02:20:24 AM  
OK, why you all got a problem?


Not that he's not a puppet now, but were someone to kidnap her, he could potentially wreck this country even more and against his will even.

Nice Fight Club reference, stopped reading shortly after that. Asshat tolerance level is very low atm.
 
2007-11-05 05:18:29 AM  
Chaotic Neutral: I haven't been to a book signing yet, but is the don't talk to/look at the author a common rule?

No, it's not. I Went to a signing by Bill Bryson, he talked to everyone then milled around talking to the crowd after it was over. We had a great time, what a good (and funny) guy.

Those rules are probably SS rules, not hers.
 
2007-11-05 05:39:45 AM  
SkaAddict: XTeacher: Maybe she doesn't want people talking to her or looking at her because she is the daughter of an extremely unpopular head of state and she doesn't want the inevitable confrontation at a book signing.


Right she should have to live in seclusion and walk on eggshells because her father is a douchebag. Thats the same kind of thinking that makes the Germans and other Europeans over here seem to think I have personal input on our foreign policy because I am from Texas and our president is from connecticuit.
 
2007-11-05 06:53:20 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com

Not impressed.
 
2007-11-05 07:36:04 AM  
I only wish she'd sign on the dotted line where its says she's joining the army.
 
2007-11-05 08:03:58 AM  
NuttierThanEver 2007-11-04 08:36:05 PM
Unshavenhelga: Gosh, this was almost identical to the rules to get a copy of "It Takes a Village" signed.

Nice fail, though.


Source? Or are we just supposed to take your word for it?



Oh PLEASE.........you really believe it's even PLAUSIBLE that Hillary would do a book signing with no rules let alone nearly identical to this Jenna Bush deal?

Especially knowing what a raving biatch Hillary is to begin with.

Source my ass.....speaking of which, might I suggest you pull your head out of yours.
 
2007-11-05 08:07:25 AM  
oldweevil 2007-11-05 02:09:27 AM
The Bush Family = Kennedys without class or intelligence


Class as defined by getting drunk, harrassing women, having affairs and yes, driving one of your concubines into a river and leaving her to drown while you save your sorry ass. Real class indeed. And that's just ONE of those crazy Kennedys.
 
2007-11-05 08:14:54 AM  
i31.photobucket.com

Meh. She's got nothing on Frank.
 
2007-11-05 08:48:34 AM  
jrsyman: So she found time to write a book between bouts of drunken debauchery?...

Nah, someone else wrote it, she just gets to put her name on it.

Most famous people and politicians hire ghostwriters to do the actual work, because writing is not easy. If you read a book written by a celebrity or even just an average joe, it would read like a kindergarten essay.
 
2007-11-05 09:08:51 AM  
Weaver95: Terry Pratchett

Suscriber of alt.fan.pratchett would concur... Pratchett really cool with his fans. Excedingly even, some of Pratchett's characters are based on that (and other) newsgroup dwellers.

/Gaiman comes seconds...
//Fark Rowling
 
2007-11-05 09:17:00 AM  
Daily KOS on Clinton book signing

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/11/2/205117/176

- President Clinton will sign one copy of Giving per person.
- All items/bags must be checked before getting in line. We are not responsible for lost or stolen items.
- No items will be permitted in line past bag check. (No cameras, pens, photos, other books, gifts, phones, etc.)

Obviously, Daily KOS is some right wing rag tha......
 
2007-11-05 09:18:12 AM  
Sounds like there's a big front-loaded dose of Hillary Derangement Syndrome in the pipeline. It just oozes out at every weld point.
 
2007-11-05 09:26:59 AM  
AnyName: Daily KOS on Clinton book signing

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/11/2/205117/176

- President Clinton will sign one copy of Giving per person.
- All items/bags must be checked before getting in line. We are not responsible for lost or stolen items.
- No items will be permitted in line past bag check. (No cameras, pens, photos, other books, gifts, phones, etc.)

Obviously, Daily KOS is some right wing rag tha......


KOS has lots of anti-Clinton stuff on it. And do you all know why? Because the Clinton's are perceived as DINOs. Proof that Clinton Derangement crowd are, in fact, lunatic since they see the Clintons as Che and Mao.

And several years ago, I was at a large dinner which Hillary Clinton attended. It was a forum about her Takes a Village book. I sat 2 tables away. There was no list of what I could or couldn't do regarding approaching her. Attendees passed through metal detectors. That's it.
 
2007-11-05 09:27:27 AM  
kivelo: Nah, someone else wrote it, she just gets to put her name on it.

While not suggesting that she didn't have significant editing help, I doubt very seriously that a book on her experiences with the subject of the book was ghostwritten.

The profits from sales of the book are being donated to UNICEF. Of course, since she is a Bush, many of you will assume that's a lie and that the profits are actually going to buy Halliburton stock.
 
2007-11-05 10:31:23 AM  
SkaAddict:
Oh, and as long as we're on the topic of "she can't pick her parents," were you sticking up for Chelsea Clinton when the drug-addled gas bag Rush Limbaugh called her the "new Whitehouse dog" when she was 12 years old...? I didn't think so.


But, but, but . . . Rush Limbaugh?

As a matter of fact, you little adolescent douchebag, I was too busy at the time to issue an official proclamation condemning Limbaugh for calling Chelsea the White House dog, so here you go:

Ahem.

Rush Limbaugh is a dick, and he was mean for saying that about Chelsea.

Do you feel better now?
 
2007-11-05 11:18:47 AM  
Does she sign the books in the same color crayon that she used to write it?
 
2007-11-05 11:31:25 AM  
Suicidal Writer: Why are Republican women so beautiful?

It makes up for being Evil biatches at heart.
 
2007-11-05 11:55:58 AM  
see what you did subby?

/now I want to see her royal bush-ness
 
2007-11-05 12:15:51 PM  
libbynomore2: Class as defined by getting drunk, harrassing women, having affairs and yes, driving one of your concubines into a river and leaving her to drown while you save your sorry ass. Real class indeed. And that's just ONE of those crazy Kennedys.

I'm not defending Ted or making the Kennedys out to be saints. Shoulda left it at intelligence, looking back in the rear view mirror.

Both families are made up of a bunch of crooks.
 
2007-11-05 12:45:45 PM  
Of course "don't talk to her" and "don't look at her" are from the article's snark, not the actual rules.
 
2007-11-05 12:56:48 PM  
Banners, signs, or placards

Ok, while it might be kind of assinine to protest the first daughter, what the heck is the Secret Service doing banning banners, signs and placards????????????????????????
 
2007-11-05 01:23:13 PM  
Both families are made up of a bunch of crooks.

Grow up: Professional politicians have to do what it takes to succeed as professional politicians.

Read all the tinfoil hat theories about Teddy Kennedy you want. By all means, don't worry about the facts, if it makes a good story and eases your mind for listening to Rush ever day. Teddy's probably the most effective, intelligent, principled senator in the country.

And he has a little thing called a social conscience. There's your difference between your Bushes and your Kennedys.
 
2007-11-05 03:57:01 PM  
www.worstpreviews.com

/Magnetometers?
 
2007-11-05 04:30:52 PM  
Leave Jenna alone!!
 
2007-11-05 07:26:36 PM  
You would hit it---but the Secret Service wouldn't let you.
 
2007-11-05 07:35:01 PM  
In the Science Fiction community we are a little more civilized about it.

We throw a big party every Labor Day weekend, and all the fans get together to meet their favorite authors, sign pictures, collect autographs, the whole nine yards.

The authors make themselves available to the fans at regular intervals, you can sit and chat with them, and the rest of the year they lead normal lives and we let them alone.

Works for us--and also for them.

Plus one other thing: You take 4,000 geeks who can't get a date if their lives depended on it, stick them all in the same hotel where they are in the majority and the usual social rules don't apply any more----stir in huge amounts of alcohol, and all hell breaks loose.

You have to see it to believe it, it's really that bad.

Any of you Farkers who are having a hard time getting laid---which at last count includes damn near all of you--- might think it over.
 
2007-11-06 12:04:48 AM  
olddinosaur: In the Science Fiction community we are a little more civilized about it.

We throw a big party every Labor Day weekend, and all the fans get together to meet their favorite authors, sign pictures, collect autographs, the whole nine yards.

The authors make themselves available to the fans at regular intervals, you can sit and chat with them, and the rest of the year they lead normal lives and we let them alone.

Works for us--and also for them.

Plus one other thing: You take 4,000 geeks who can't get a date if their lives depended on it, stick them all in the same hotel where they are in the majority and the usual social rules don't apply any more----stir in huge amounts of alcohol, and all hell breaks loose.

You have to see it to believe it, it's really that bad.

Any of you Farkers who are having a hard time getting laid---which at last count includes damn near all of you--- might think it over.


Sure, unless Ellison is in a mood or Niven has been arguing with Pournelle.
 
2007-11-06 02:44:55 AM  
XTeacher: Rush Limbaugh is a dick, and he was mean for saying that about Chelsea.

Do you feel better now?


Not really. Mainly because you're not serious...odds are you're a rabid ditto-head who thinks Rush mocking parkinson's symptoms, making fun of dead people and calling for the death penalty for illegal drug users while consuming a few thousand OxyContins a month is an absolute riot.

Not to mention, I would make the point that you're only sticking up for the Bush twins for the same reason you're accusing us of attacking them; simply because they're the daughters of George W. Bush. Its interesting how pointing out that they're drunken slags is wrong because "they can't pick their parents", but when I dig up right-wing figures calling a teenager barely out of her childhood a dog -since all presidential daughters must be hot and worthy of a "I'd hit it" regardless of age- is perfectly acceptable.

I can only imagine the tirade that would ensue if Chelsea Clinton had (for example) ran up a $1000+ bar tab with her entourage during the 1996 Democratic National Convention and then stiffed the bartender with a $15 tip or was photographed falling down drunk. The Bush twins don't exactly exemplify the "family values" that the Republican party tries so hard to convince everyone they support...although I guess there's no reason why they shouldn't be like the rest of the party...
 
2007-11-08 08:27:39 AM  
 
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