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2007-11-04 04:17:57 PM
I only keep secrets that, if revealed, would cause things to end badly.

/personal policy
//i could be wrong
 
2007-11-04 04:33:01 PM
I just let the voices call the shots in dating relationships.

/Works for me.
 
2007-11-04 04:45:29 PM
AirForceVet: I just let the voices call the shots in dating relationships.

/Works for me.


The same ones you heard in BMT, or the ones now?

/how do, fellow wingnut!
 
2007-11-04 05:20:01 PM
I didn't know Drew had a wife. And, I didn't know she was a sex therapist.
FTA:

Kathryn Lord, romance coach and author, met her now husband Drew online. Out of the dating world for years, Kathryn conquered her fears, found her perfect mate and built a solid relationship.
 
2007-11-04 06:11:50 PM
AirForceVet: I just let the voices call the shots in dating relationships.

/Works for me.


I used to do that, but the they kept finding the bodies...
 
2007-11-04 06:12:38 PM
never, never ever
tell them you have a system for eating pancakes.
 
2007-11-04 06:13:32 PM
Black Moses: never, never ever
tell them you have a system for eating pancakes.


Please elaborate. Please?
 
2007-11-04 06:13:57 PM
Ensure, not insure.
 
2007-11-04 06:14:29 PM
Once the pus filled blisters form, the cat's out of the bag.
 
2007-11-04 06:14:49 PM
Shouldn't that be ensure?
 
2007-11-04 06:15:25 PM
Guyyyyyss!!! Its suuuuper SECRET!!!
 
2007-11-04 06:15:31 PM
Are you keeping a secret from your SO? Here's how to tell them about it... and insure that it will end well.

Now class, this is incorrect word usage.
 
2007-11-04 06:16:14 PM
Barakku -



so that the bottom pancake gets as much syrup as the top one
 
2007-11-04 06:17:13 PM
When you cheat, even if the other person promises they will tell your SO about it, don't say a word. Chances of the other person ACTUALLY telling are slim to none, and if they do, just deny. If denying doesn't work, tell them it is their fault you cheated. If that doesn't work, then find someone else. I mean, there are many other vaginas and penises out there.

And by all means, don't have kids.
 
2007-11-04 06:18:44 PM
tonesskin: When you cheat, even if the other person promises they will tell your SO about it, don't say a word. Chances of the other person ACTUALLY telling are slim to none, and if they do, just deny. If denying doesn't work, tell them it is their fault you cheated. If that doesn't work, then find someone else. I mean, there are many other vaginas and penises out there.

And by all means, don't have kids.


I'd post relevance cat, but I'm too lazy.
 
2007-11-04 06:19:28 PM
Do you have a nagging issue that you just can't figure out how to share with a new partner? ...These are some of the things my clients have worried about: too much weight, too little height, not enough or too much hair,

WTF!?

Honey, I have something to tell you that's been weighing on my mind since we met six months ago and I haven't felt comfortable enough to tell you until now...I'm shorter than you.
 
2007-11-04 06:19:34 PM
Black Moses: never, never ever
tell them you have a system for eating pancakes.


Why not? My SO & I respect each other's pancake systems.
 
2007-11-04 06:19:34 PM
Black Moses: Barakku -



so that the bottom pancake gets as much syrup as the top one


I just syrup as I go...I live dangerously, baby.
 
2007-11-04 06:19:37 PM
Telling your girlfriend you're screwing her sister will never end well.
 
HBK
2007-11-04 06:20:17 PM
Do it while your SO is experiencing an orgasm. It won't seem like such bad news.

Afterwards, they'll say something like "Did you say you have naked pictures of my mother in that box in your closet?"

Then just laugh (heartily) and walk away.
 
2007-11-04 06:20:52 PM
tonesskin: And by all means, don't have kids.

We, the gays, are always recruiting well-qualified members of the male sex. We don't have kids.
 
2007-11-04 06:21:36 PM
Black Moses: never, never ever
tell them you have a system for eating pancakes.


I too am intrigued. Do go on.
 
2007-11-04 06:21:39 PM
Barakku: tonesskin: When you cheat, even if the other person promises they will tell your SO about it, don't say a word. Chances of the other person ACTUALLY telling are slim to none, and if they do, just deny. If denying doesn't work, tell them it is their fault you cheated. If that doesn't work, then find someone else. I mean, there are many other vaginas and penises out there.

And by all means, don't have kids.

I'd post relevance cat, but I'm too lazy.


Cheating SHOULD BE A SECRET.
 
2007-11-04 06:22:06 PM
Ensure...
 
2007-11-04 06:22:15 PM
penthesilea: Black Moses: never, never ever
tell them you have a system for eating pancakes.

Why not? My SO & I respect each other's pancake systems.

www.kurtsimmons.com
 
2007-11-04 06:22:36 PM
I have been dating the same chick for over a year now and she will not stop with the "Lets open up to each other" crap.
Everytime it is the same old "What are you thinking?", "Do you think I am pretty?", "Why wont you tell me your last name?". I cant take it anymore.
 
2007-11-04 06:23:09 PM
Black Moses: so that the bottom pancake gets as much syrup as the top one

That's horrible. I don't think I want to know you anymore.
 
2007-11-04 06:23:24 PM
OK - how do I tell her I want to put it in her pooper?
 
2007-11-04 06:24:52 PM
portscanner: OK - how do I tell her I want to put it in her pooper?

You don't, it's supposed to be a surprise.
 
2007-11-04 06:25:12 PM
www.rpromise.com
 
2007-11-04 06:25:37 PM
My secret? Is, well... my secret. Unless my SO likes rubber clad tranny midgets getting it on with goats in a phone booth, or it gets the hose again. Never mind; It is my secret.
 
2007-11-04 06:27:07 PM
Capt.Kirk: I have been dating the same chick for over a year now and she will not stop with the "Lets open up to each other" crap.
Everytime it is the same old "What are you thinking?", "Do you think I am pretty?", "Why wont you tell me your last name?". I cant take it anymore.


I always get "Can I has cheeseburger?" The answer is "No". Stop asking.
 
2007-11-04 06:27:58 PM
I can't recall a relationship I know of that hsa ever been harmed in the long run by honesty. I can think of loads that ended over "little secrets" that if disclosed at the outset might not have been a problem.
The best time to release the secrets would be while they're still in that romantic haze where they still think you are some kind of perfect creature - leave it till you've been together a year and they know you fart in bed and pick your nose at breakfast, it's gonna sound a whole lot worse.
 
2007-11-04 06:28:08 PM
portscanner: OK - how do I tell her I want to put it in her pooper?

You don't. Actions speak louder than words.
 
2007-11-04 06:28:41 PM
deny, DENY, DENY!

/wtf is wrong with you?
 
2007-11-04 06:28:59 PM
Black Moses: Barakku -



so that the bottom pancake gets as much syrup as the top one


I put a fried egg and cheese between two pancakes and syrup that. It's orgasmically delicious.
 
2007-11-04 06:29:15 PM
portscanner: OK - how do I tell her I want to put it in her pooper?

"My dear, I wish to go spear fishing for mud sharks."
 
2007-11-04 06:29:29 PM
Slothie: I can't recall a relationship I know of that hsa ever been harmed in the long run by honesty. I can think of loads that ended over "little secrets" that if disclosed at the outset might not have been a problem.
The best time to release the secrets would be while they're still in that romantic haze where they still think you are some kind of perfect creature - leave it till you've been together a year and they know you fart in bed and pick your nose at breakfast, it's gonna sound a whole lot worse.


What if you fart at breakfast and pick your nose in bed? Is that better?
 
2007-11-04 06:29:32 PM
Ha! I always have to keep secret: how average I think they are, how conventionally boring their opinions are, what a turn-off the oddball noises they make in bed are, how small I think their tits are, what bad taste in music they have, and in short how disappointing I find everything about them to be.

Also, ensure.
 
2007-11-04 06:31:29 PM
Honey? Dearest? Sweetness? Here are a dozen roses for such a lovely lady. What? No reason... None at all... Well, there is a little something I've been meaning to tell you about for a while. And it is kind of a secret that I've been hesitant to share with you, because I was afraid that you might, well, need some time to understand and adjust to it. I know that I shouldn't have kept it from you, but I just don't feel it's right that I hide it from you any longer. Well, here goes...
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YOU'RE FAT! FATFATFAT! BLOATED AND OBESE. A GIGANTIC BLOB OF HIDEOUS BLUBBER! FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFA TFATFATFAT!

OH DEAR SWEET LORD IN HEAVEN YOU NEED TO STOP SUCKING DOWN FIVE DOZEN KRISPY KREMES SOAKED IN PORK FAT EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR!

GOD! JUST STICK A TENNIS BALL IN THAT GAPING MAW OF YOURS AND STOP EATING LIKE SOME VORACIOUS GORGING MACHINE BEFORE YOU EXTINGUISH ALL LIFE ON EARTH!
 
2007-11-04 06:31:43 PM
BluesmanDave: portscanner: OK - how do I tell her I want to put it in her pooper?

"My dear, I wish to go spear fishing for mud sharks."


That's what my GF said, then asked me to pick up her lost contact...
It was a trick.
 
2007-11-04 06:32:12 PM
dangelder: Are you keeping a secret from your SO? Here's how to tell them about it... and insure that it will end well.

Now class, this is incorrect word usage.


Insurely it am.
 
2007-11-04 06:32:17 PM
Nall: Ensure, not insure.

That's all I came here to say.
 
2007-11-04 06:33:18 PM
My biggest secret is that I find out people's secrets and pass them on secretly. Nobody knows it is me doing it.

/unless they know secretly
 
2007-11-04 06:33:49 PM
Capt.Kirk

Everytime it is the same old "What are you thinking?"

Is there a man alive who doesn't want to scream as an instant reaction to that question? Is it just me?
 
2007-11-04 06:34:46 PM
cozmo trouble: My secret? Is, well... my secret. Unless my SO likes rubber clad tranny midgets getting it on with goats in a phone booth

Freak.
 
2007-11-04 06:35:36 PM
NakedApe2007-11-04 06:19:37 PM
Telling your girlfriend you're screwing her sister will never end well.


FAIL! It all depends on the timing. If you want to enjoy a Polish Rodeo, position yourself behind your SO and start banging her doggy style, then lean forward and whisper into her ear - "you're almost as good as your sister" - and then hold on for dear life.
 
2007-11-04 06:36:06 PM
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Yes. Tell us more about the pancakes.
 
HBK
2007-11-04 06:37:31 PM
DumbAsAPoster: Ha! I always have to keep secret: how average I think they are, how conventionally boring their opinions are, what a turn-off the oddball noises they make in bed are, how small I think their tits are, what bad taste in music they have, and in short how disappointing I find everything about them to be.

Also, ensure.


I approve of this message.

Also, I don't like their cats.
 
2007-11-04 06:37:33 PM
portscanner Here's a hint.

i26.photobucket.com
 
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