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(Some Guy)   Shaq to be in Terminator 3.   (filmforce.ign.com) divider line 19
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1666 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jul 2001 at 10:01 AM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-07-28 10:09:29 AM  
If they choose Shaq over Vin Diesel I'm going to shoot myself. If they co-star I'll just cut my arm off. If Shaq isn't in the movie I might go see it.
 
2001-07-28 10:16:39 AM  
Wow, a new kind of pop-up ad! I've never seen one like that before.
 
2001-07-28 10:29:27 AM  
Dear

God

Yes, because Shaqs resume of films is just AMAZING. Steel, that was a GIGANTIC SMASH HIT OF GOOEY GOODNESS. KAZAM! Well the directors cut was good, but how many people saw that? I am frightened for the world. Do we NEED a Terminator 3? Instead, how about give the 100 mil your going to spend on that, to 10 different directors and let them make small personal projects... That would be nice


The thing about the directors cut of kazam was a joke from the simpsons. Back off
 
2001-07-28 11:11:07 AM  
"It seems likely that O'Neal's agent got him the script and he's simply expressing interest in reading for a part."

Excuse me, but when did Shaq learn to read? And why didn't anyone notify me?

GODDAMN! Stop the presses!

"Hey you there! Why aren't you eating poop?" -KingOFthePOOPeaters
 
2001-07-28 11:11:18 AM  
I'm with Fishbulb. One question, three letters...

WHY?
 
2001-07-28 12:52:26 PM  
Iff Shack kood reed he wood be frum Awstraelea
 
2001-07-28 01:20:29 PM  
I know why nick, money. Thats why.
 
2001-07-28 01:21:06 PM  
DAMNIT I SUCK SO BAD AT HTML. ARGHHHHHHHHHH

sob sob

bizarre, not nick
 
2001-07-28 01:25:17 PM  
Fishbulb: Money? Are you saying someone out there considers Shaq a boxoffice draw?
 
2001-07-28 02:02:35 PM  
Yes, I would say that there are a number of people who would say that. Don't ask me why, but if they are sending him scripts then obviously they think he's gunna be putting asses in seats
 
2001-07-28 02:10:53 PM  
Shaq is one of the greatest thespians of all time.
 
2001-07-28 02:31:34 PM  


Shaq's advanced programming new only one thing .. he must find Sara Connor and kill her...... "Yes" he whispered "I will kill her"
 
2001-07-28 02:52:13 PM  
If Shaq can't shoot a free throw, can he shoot a T-1000 from the back of a motorcycle?
 
2001-07-28 06:46:38 PM  
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2001-07-28 06:52:28 PM  
VIN/SHAQ

Actor/Baller

Cool/.....

Will see it/Would rather see Vin try out for the Lakers
 
2001-07-28 06:53:56 PM  
yeah they are thinking of having Shaq play a new and insidious terminator created by Skynet which commands the key on the floor and causes severe nausea with it thespian attempts.
 
2001-07-28 07:44:53 PM  
Fishbulb dat's okay, I've been mistaken for worse. Nick is A#1 okey-dokey in my book.
 
2001-07-29 04:14:03 AM  
Shaq. Suq.
 
2001-07-29 09:19:57 PM  
"I'll be Shaq"
 
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