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2007-11-01 09:55:32 AM
Better title: Shop owner gets rooked
 
2007-11-01 10:00:53 AM
pwned shop?
 
2007-11-01 10:02:39 AM
I pawned a paladin once in Wow.
 
2007-11-01 10:03:03 AM
Chuck E. Cheese tokens? Um...that's not weird, that's just plain ignorant...haha
 
2007-11-01 10:03:31 AM
I especially like this part:

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2007-11-01 10:03:41 AM
lame
 
2007-11-01 10:03:56 AM
i expected a better article. shame on me.
 
2007-11-01 10:04:04 AM
this list was neither top nor 10...
 
2007-11-01 10:04:43 AM
This is a crapy list. I know of a pawn shop in Dallas where a guy had pawned a glass eye.

/pretty lame, like the HTMLfu of this dude.
 
2007-11-01 10:04:44 AM
Top ten weirdest items pwned:

1: Your mama...
 
2007-11-01 10:05:12 AM
MostNutsEver: I especially like this part:

LABEL

Headline1 goes here

Copygoeshere.

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Headline6 goes here

Copygoeshere.


Still more enlightening than anything from WorldNetDaily
 
2007-11-01 10:05:17 AM
Herder: I pawned a paladin once in Wow.

Can't remember what it feels like to pwn.

/Resto druid
//Don't think I've ever actually finished a fight with a pally...we both eventually get bored and go our separate ways.
 
2007-11-01 10:07:06 AM
PurplePimpSaber: Herder: I pawned a paladin once in Wow.

Can't remember what it feels like to pwn.

/Resto druid
//Don't think I've ever actually finished a fight with a pally...we both eventually get bored and go our separate ways.


Shadow priest FTW! The only thing that scared me was a resto druid heh. Talk about hardcore stamina.
 
2007-11-01 10:07:27 AM
cactor: this list was neither top nor 10...

discuss.
 
2007-11-01 10:07:39 AM
That website just makes me want to punch a circus midget in the prostate.
 
2007-11-01 10:07:40 AM
cactor: this list was neither top nor 10...

nro were the items pawned. subby FAILS
 
2007-11-01 10:08:37 AM
I pawned a pair of Morganna the kissing bandit's panties back in '91.


\don't ask
 
2007-11-01 10:08:50 AM
artificial limb

img217.imageshack.us

Wanted for questioning.

Rightey dokey matey bloke flap old salty seadog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

Eddie: My Uncle Percy was in the trenches of the first world war. You know what he used to say?
Richie: What?
Eddie: "AAAH! Bloody hell! Germans! Thousands of 'em! AAAAH!"
 
2007-11-01 10:09:55 AM
when i used to play my paladin, i'd run in to a big group of horde and when they all got me down to 10%, i'd bubble-hearth.
 
2007-11-01 10:10:52 AM
Once saw some dentures in a pawn shop in Joplin Missouri.
 
2007-11-01 10:10:55 AM
subby wrote article.

subby in 8th grade.
 
2007-11-01 10:11:16 AM
dogfood: I pawned a pair of Morganna the kissing bandit's panties back in '91.


\don't ask


Oh no my friend, we are asking...
 
2007-11-01 10:11:36 AM
Herder: PurplePimpSaber: Herder: I pawned a paladin once in Wow.

Can't remember what it feels like to pwn.

/Resto druid
//Don't think I've ever actually finished a fight with a pally...we both eventually get bored and go our separate ways.

Shadow priest FTW! The only thing that scared me was a resto druid heh. Talk about hardcore stamina.


Yep...can't deal the damage, but we can heal over just about anything other than those damn stun-lock rogues.
 
2007-11-01 10:12:14 AM
There's a story (urban legend?) about a retired Steelers player that lives in St. Petersburg, FL. Allegedly, he's all cracked-out now and has pawned all of his Super Bowl rings.
 
2007-11-01 10:13:08 AM
How about a slightly used Prince Albert?
 
2007-11-01 10:13:49 AM
tricycleracer: There's a story (urban legend?) about a retired Steelers player that lives in St. Petersburg, FL. Allegedly, he's all cracked-out now and has pawned all of his Super Bowl rings.

I know that fat assed William "the refrigerator" Perry pawned his Super Bowl ring. But, I think he may have gotten it back.
 
2007-11-01 10:14:12 AM
So this guy walks into a pawn shop with an iron lung. Shopkeeper says: "Where'd you get that?" Guy says: "From my brother." Shopkeeper says: "O rly? What did he have to say about that." Guy says: "Ahhhhhhhhhgh... "
 
2007-11-01 10:15:23 AM
Heh, I musta clicked the wrong link....

Cause for a second there, I thought I was supposed to be looking for a Top 10 list of weirdest items pawned.
 
2007-11-01 10:16:15 AM
This list blows. It looks like it is from one store's list of wierd things.

Feh.

/-1 subby.
 
2007-11-01 10:17:08 AM
I guess the numbers 8, 9, and 10 all got pawned :( i was hoping for something that didn't suck, and that was interesting, and entertaining, and i got pwnd...

All of those are no suprise to me at all... well the stripper pole i figured would be something taken... seriously... it's MCIB.
 
2007-11-01 10:17:29 AM
Personal stimulation device??

It's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to...imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
 
2007-11-01 10:17:34 AM
Had a buddy that wanted to pawn an Epiphone guitar. Pawn guy told him that they only took high-price guitars.

I then asked Herr Pawnguy about the "high-priced" Gremlin Les Paul and how it came to be in his store. Blank stare.

Pawn guys are awesome for entertainment.
 
2007-11-01 10:17:52 AM
Cool.
 
2007-11-01 10:18:02 AM
A French man walks into a pawn shop with a parrot on his shoulder. The shop owner says, "Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get him?"
The parrot replied ,"In France...there's millions of them."
 
2007-11-01 10:18:27 AM
My sister and her husband pawned their Xbox and their daughter's gamecube (daughter was 5 at the time, it was her christmas gift and it was pawned in mid January. Daughter just turned 6).

They were late with the money to buy back their stuff so it went on sale. She told me about it because she was begging me to loan her the money, so I bought the Xbox and then pawned it somewhere else. Pissed my sister off when she couldn't get hers back because someone bought it.

They just got an Xbox 360, but still are having money issues. So when they pawn that one I'm sure I'll have a chance to buy it also.
 
2007-11-01 10:18:32 AM
Hmm... Odd things I seen in a pawn shop...

One of those cattle killer bolt pushers. I don't know what they are supposed to be called, but it fires a .22 blank and pushes a bolt to crack a cows skull.

A foundry mans suit. All silver heat shielding and just not my size.

A TEC 9. Oh wait, that was behind the counter, kinda on a "You didn't see this" basis.

/Yeah, the article Duked, but I think it was greenlit for the thread it should spawn
 
2007-11-01 10:20:35 AM
A few of the odd things I've seen in pawn shops:

A bedside commode.

A cattle prod.

A hopper from a chicken house.

I love going into pawn shops, there are some crazy things in there.
 
2007-11-01 10:20:56 AM
That is an abortion of an article.
 
2007-11-01 10:21:19 AM
wildcardjack: .. the thread it should spawn

/deliberate?
 
2007-11-01 10:22:48 AM
RedMosquito: That is an abortion of an article.

It is from Floriduh.
 
Rat
2007-11-01 10:23:11 AM
Pawn shoppes are for amateurs. Get up at the crack-o-dawn and see what your neighbors are selling in their yard sales. That's how you find out about people. Bonus points for finding the sawzall you loaned them 3 years ago, and the wifey wanting you to buy it back instead of making a scene. Oy, the stories I could tell.

© symbol placed for him that knows who
 
2007-11-01 10:23:17 AM
Jesus, Etc. is a really great song. Nice pick, Sarah Silverman.
 
2007-11-01 10:23:17 AM
PantsPie: Personal stimulation device??

It's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to...imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.


I chuckled at that.
 
2007-11-01 10:26:28 AM
I'm only sticking around to see if this turns into another "things you can stick up your ass" thread.

americanhistory.si.edu
 
2007-11-01 10:27:11 AM
My name is Rat and I'm an attention whore.

©
 
2007-11-01 10:28:00 AM
Great Janitor: My sister and her husband pawned their Xbox and their daughter's gamecube (daughter was 5 at the time, it was her christmas gift and it was pawned in mid January. Daughter just turned 6).

They were late with the money to buy back their stuff so it went on sale. She told me about it because she was begging me to loan her the money, so I bought the Xbox and then pawned it somewhere else. Pissed my sister off when she couldn't get hers back because someone bought it.

They just got an Xbox 360, but still are having money issues. So when they pawn that one I'm sure I'll have a chance to buy it also.


you seem like a good guy.....
 
2007-11-01 10:28:23 AM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2007-11-01 10:28:25 AM
DAHFreedom: I'm only sticking around to see if this turns into another "things you can stick up your ass" thread.

We really need Chiggity to help kick that discussion off.

/Where is Chiggity Chza?
 
2007-11-01 10:28:34 AM
Weirdest thing I have ever seen in a pawn shop:
A six month old kid!

/He was mine
//But not for sale.
//Justbrowsingthankyou slashie
 
2007-11-01 10:28:48 AM
In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.
 
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