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(PinkNews)   A third of US high school footballers have gay sex, claims sociologist   (pinknews.co.uk) divider line 520
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2007-10-31 10:23:52 AM
Captain Bringdown: From the '.co.uk' ending of the domain and from actually RTFA, this research is about former soccer players. At no point in the article does the author refer to 'American football'. Feel free to continue your misguided bashing of football if you want though.

/football = teh soccer over there
//why is voting enabled?



it's football. american football.

you are teh fail
 
2007-10-31 10:24:04 AM
Is this a soccer story? Cuz if it is a soccer story, I could totally believe that headline.

/did not rtfa
 
2007-10-31 10:24:22 AM
Captain Bringdown: buckler: Jocks are jocks the world over. Doesn't matter.

Stereotypes are a real time saver, aren't they?


True, but experience and knowledge are even better. Try it!
 
2007-10-31 10:24:40 AM
Cheeses of Suburbia: Officer Milner: [arriving on crime scene] So, what's the deal?
Officer McCord: Suicide. Double suicide. They shot each other!
Officer Milner: Hey, that's Kurt Kelly!
Officer McCord: And the line backer, Ram Sweeney.
Officer Milner: My God, suicide. Why?
Officer McCord: [holds up bottle of mineral water found next to one of the bodies] Does *this* answer your question?
Officer Milner: [appalled] Oh man! They were fags?
Officer McCord: [grimly] Listen up:
[reading from forged suicide letter]
Officer McCord: "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."
Officer Milner: [disgusted] Jesus H. Christ!
Officer McCord: The quarterback, buggering the linebacker...
[shaking head]
Officer McCord: What a waste!
Officer Milner: Oh, the humanity!



I LOVE MY GAY DEAD SON!
 
2007-10-31 10:24:46 AM
i230.photobucket.com

assume the position...of love
 
2007-10-31 10:24:55 AM
In three years of high school football I only saw one boner in the showers and I'm pretty sure the guy that had it was just bragging.
 
2007-10-31 10:25:32 AM
Gay sex FTW! Football, not so much.
 
2007-10-31 10:25:41 AM
Be good-looking, and you'll get people who want your penis. Doesn't matter what club you were in in high school. Birds of a feather flock together, though:

football players -> cheerleaders
interesting people -> interesting people
 
2007-10-31 10:25:44 AM
It's not gay unless you write "Whore" across your forehead in feces and become a Bukkake target with a funnel in your mouth and up your ass
 
2007-10-31 10:26:22 AM
StillH2O: FrancoFile:
/yeah, I was in the marching band
//got some good action on those long bus trips

Wasn't that the best? I have a feeling if the jocks new, they would've all been trying to join band. The best part was that band had lots of cute girls, but 90% of the guys were uberdorks. That meant that the 4 or 5 of us guys who were only semi-dorks got our pick. I thought it would always be that easy.



You must've been a drummer. In our high school, the only cool guys in band were drummers.

All of the girls were heinous though.
 
2007-10-31 10:26:28 AM
StillH2O:

Wasn't that the best? I have a feeling if the jocks new, they would've all been trying to join band. The best part was that band had lots of cute girls, but 90% of the guys were uberdorks. That meant that the 4 or 5 of us guys who were only semi-dorks got our pick. I thought it would always be that easy.


Band camp FTW!
 
2007-10-31 10:26:32 AM
FTFA:
A new study to be published in the Journal of Sex Roles suggests that one third of former American high school football players have had sexual relations with other men.
 
2007-10-31 10:26:48 AM
mediaho: It's only gay if you kiss.

Then there is the 2 and your out rule, the first time might be to "see" what it is like, but second time, your gay, yeah, your definitely gay.
 
2007-10-31 10:27:34 AM
DJ_Manwhore: DumbGrunt: Pretty easy to tell what kids didn't make the football team and are still pissed about it...

"Yeah... I didn't make the team so I will say they all had gay sex, yeah that's the ticket"

Somebody's till clinging on to the one big accomplishment in their life...


Not the only one (EE and ME degrees aside) ... but I wasn't the one banging my mommy as daddy got me from behind!
How did that go for you, anyways? Still have cold sweats at night?

Please continue to trill us with the nothing life you have and will continue to enjoy!
 
2007-10-31 10:27:47 AM
halfof33: Thats Right Youre Not From Texas: And oh yeah, I slept with...

Holy cripes, what a closet case... Sorry your dad touched you at night there, fun boy.


I thought the same...Tonights episode on Over Reaction Theater..."Vistors 10, Home-O."
 
2007-10-31 10:27:52 AM
Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy-Sorry, Daffy, I am no ones eldest brother. It is quite alright if the content of my posts does not titillate

Oh how I love that word...;)
 
2007-10-31 10:27:58 AM
"I love my dead gay son!"

/Too obscure?
 
2007-10-31 10:28:06 AM
Nestea Plunge: It's the showering together.

Then the "initiations" where they finger each other in the ass and rub their balls on each other's faces.


Well, I never played football so I can't comment. I could tell you some juicy stories from summer camp.
 
2007-10-31 10:29:00 AM
Flybynight619: "some sexual contact" does not equal sex, that could be a whole range of things.

"admitted to having contact with other men whether with women present or alone" Thats called a 3-way dummy: Oh No, I slapped my buddies arse while he was farking a cheerleader.

"The study also stated that most did not identify themselves as homosexual." That's what the homosexuals are pissed off about, it was meaningless sexual contact, it may have not even really been sex at all, and it didnt turn them gay.


You swallow? Smell your finger? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2007-10-31 10:29:01 AM
Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: TheCynic: Why do teh gheys always want everyone else to catch teh ghey? I have a couple of friends, who happen to be on the pink team, and their conversations always consists of someone straight really being teh ghey. Or telling me that I am. Idk what that's all about.

That is because most males at their core, would "go both ways" if society had not made it taboo.


Whew! Am I relieved to see you. You've seemingly been MIA for a couple days. Yesterday there was a thread that was just tailor made for you, and when you didn't show, I actually got a little worried.:D
 
2007-10-31 10:29:27 AM
Ballzac: In three years of high school football I only saw one boner in the showers and I'm pretty sure the guy that had it was just bragging.

I believe that's called "fishing", not bragging.
 
2007-10-31 10:29:38 AM
someone needs a pic of 'cool dude' from 4chan
 
2007-10-31 10:29:38 AM
33%?

I'm pretty skeptical here.
 
2007-10-31 10:30:01 AM
The ass slapping in football & basketball, I've always thought of as pretty gay.
 
2007-10-31 10:30:14 AM
Jareth Cutestory:
it's football. american football.


And where exactly are you getting that from? The closest thing to mentioning 'American football' in TFA is the phrase 'former American high school football players'. To me, it seems pretty clear that 'American' is describing where the high school football (soccer) players are from. However, I haven't read the research article being discussed in the linked article, so it could be that the linked article is just poorly written, which would be consistent with the sixth paragraph beginning with 'It found showed that...'.
 
2007-10-31 10:30:43 AM
wrong whoopty....alot of boys play football becuase their dads make them......kids who play hs football most likely started out playing pop warner...i dont think an 8 year old knows he wants to suck cock
 
2007-10-31 10:31:19 AM
buckler: Captain Bringdown: buckler: Jocks are jocks the world over. Doesn't matter.

Stereotypes are a real time saver, aren't they?

True, but experience and knowledge are even better. Try it!


Well, I have met some black guys who were poor and stole shiat. They must all be like that then.
 
2007-10-31 10:31:21 AM
coordman: ".

Now they need to do a study on highschool wrestlers.

/Creepy


Easy farker don't start pissin off the wrestlers. We always had hot mat maids. Two day tournaments rocked.
 
2007-10-31 10:31:26 AM
I wonder if the "on the down low" phenomena evolved from this.
 
2007-10-31 10:31:27 AM
Captain Bringdown: Jareth Cutestory:
it's football. american football.

And where exactly are you getting that from? The closest thing to mentioning 'American football' in TFA is the phrase 'former American high school football players'. To me, it seems pretty clear that 'American' is describing where the high school football (soccer) players are from. However, I haven't read the research article being discussed in the linked article, so it could be that the linked article is just poorly written, which would be consistent with the sixth paragraph beginning with 'It found showed that...'.



Wow...you're getting pretty defensive. Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?
 
2007-10-31 10:31:55 AM
I am disappointed in all of you. I played football and we weren't ghey we just had a tickle fight or two!
 
2007-10-31 10:32:41 AM
Did I just see a Slingbox ad with John Kerry carrying a football player piggyback on the main page beside this link?
 
2007-10-31 10:32:45 AM
Football? Possible but inconclusive.

Wrestling? Hell yes.
 
2007-10-31 10:33:11 AM
DumbGrunt: DJ_Manwhore: DumbGrunt: Pretty easy to tell what kids didn't make the football team and are still pissed about it...

"Yeah... I didn't make the team so I will say they all had gay sex, yeah that's the ticket"

Somebody's till clinging on to the one big accomplishment in their life...

Not the only one (EE and ME degrees aside) ... but I wasn't the one banging my mommy as daddy got me from behind!
How did that go for you, anyways? Still have cold sweats at night?

Please continue to trill us with the nothing life you have and will continue to enjoy!


I was just having some light harted fun. Wow! I must have really struck a nerve.

Have fun with that temper of yours. I'm sure someone will get a "kick" out of it one day...
 
2007-10-31 10:33:20 AM
buckler: Wow...you're getting pretty defensive. Is there something you'd like to get off your chest chin?

FTFY
 
2007-10-31 10:33:33 AM
So, he's including circle jerks, or just the regular kind?

/Never a footballer.
//Or a baller.
///The drummers for our band were into streaking...
 
2007-10-31 10:33:51 AM
brifar: i dont think an 8 year old knows he wants to suck cock

You forgot DJ Manwhore. He has loved cock from day 1!
Nothing wrong with that. He just has a higher protein diet then most.
 
2007-10-31 10:34:24 AM
derekdoubleut Is this a soccer story? Cuz if it is a soccer story, I could totally believe that headline.

Hardly, it is a study by a former American high school coach about American football players.
 
2007-10-31 10:34:31 AM
www.sweatpantserection.com
 
2007-10-31 10:34:50 AM
buckler:
Wow...you're getting pretty defensive. Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?


As a matter of fact there is. It's true. I'm an editor. I appreciate when articles are well written and people display reading comprehension

Wow, that burden has really been lifted. Thanks buckler.
 
2007-10-31 10:34:56 AM
Theaetetus: dhudd: Odds are you are a complete moron. And my odds are way higher.

Aww, don't get upset. In this era of acceptance and tolerance, you can still attend weddings for both of them!


Odds keep getting higher bozo.
 
2007-10-31 10:35:16 AM
It's ok, they call soccer football in England. This article is about soccer players, so I'd say a third of them participating in gay sex is probably on the low end of the spectrum. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2007-10-31 10:35:17 AM
Agent86: In other news, where the crap is that girl's belly button? Creepy!

finally. somebody said it.
Also, she looks like a farking freak aside from the missing belly button. Bones should NOT be sticking out like that.
 
2007-10-31 10:35:30 AM
Daffydil: Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy-Sorry, Daffy, I am no ones eldest brother. It is quite alright if the content of my posts does not titillate

Oh how I love that word...;)


Brother? Wow, KINKY
 
2007-10-31 10:35:38 AM
DumbGrunt: He has loved cock from day 1!
Nothing wrong with that. He just has a higher protein diet then most.


Why are you fantasizing about infants having gay secks?

/pedo bear doesn't look kindly on this kinda talk, mister...
 
2007-10-31 10:35:58 AM
mediaho: It's only gay if you kiss.

You almost got ramen noodles all over my keyboard.
 
2007-10-31 10:36:15 AM
Captain Bringdown: buckler:
Wow...you're getting pretty defensive. Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?

As a matter of fact there is. It's true. I'm an editor. I appreciate when articles are well written and people display reading comprehension

Wow, that burden has really been lifted. Thanks buckler.


It's no problem, really. Please return to dreaming about men in tight pants.
 
2007-10-31 10:36:35 AM
and the other 2/3rds play 'catcher' involuntarily.
 
2007-10-31 10:38:30 AM
Gay locker room sex is always the best when the place kicker is crying.
 
BrM
2007-10-31 10:38:43 AM
dhudd:
more like 10%, the same number as the general population. I would also say this as a guy who ...is gay myself, so I will distract you with talk of wives and sons.

Seriously... 10%? Try somewhere between 2-6% (men) have had some sort of gayness, no matter how brief, since puberty. That number includes experiments and bisexuals. Like MrCommonSense said, 68.23% of statistics are made up on the spot.
 
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