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(PinkNews)   A third of US high school footballers have gay sex, claims sociologist   (pinknews.co.uk ) divider line
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2007-10-31 10:09:37 AM  
Daffydil: Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy

Not to be mean, or anything, but...sometimes if I read your posts my eyes start to glaze over...I've noticed I tend to suffer from ADD when my eldest brother speaks for the same reason...are you him per chance? ;)



Sorry, Daffy, I am no ones eldest brother. It is quite alright if the content of my posts does not titillate you. I am not offended.
 
2007-10-31 10:09:48 AM  
Really? I mean, really?
 
2007-10-31 10:09:53 AM  
FTA-It found showed that over one third of the men interviewed admitted to having contact with other men whether with women present or alone.

High fives with you teammate over the back of some drunk cheerleader while making her airtight shouldn't count.
 
2007-10-31 10:09:57 AM  
Lay one brick and you're not a bricklayer, however.....
 
2007-10-31 10:11:14 AM  
DumbGrunt: Pretty easy to tell what kids didn't make the football team and are still pissed about it...

"Yeah... I didn't make the team so I will say they all had gay sex, yeah that's the ticket"


I was thinking more along the lines of "The jocks got all of the cheerleaders and other hot chicks so they were overcompensating for the gayness by trying to get in the pants of the prettiest girls in the school. Me on the other hand I was totally and completely straight in math club, and science club. It's not my fault if not a single girl in school wanted to get within ten feet of my unwashed body so I had to go stag to dances and hang out with other boys and look at porn."
 
2007-10-31 10:11:28 AM  
Not shocking in the least. I'm surprised that all football players aren't gay. Really... American football is just a homo-erotic activity like Greco-Roman wrestling disguised as something manly.

It's the reason most jocks are so violent. Repressed homosexuality. That and the pronounced brow ridge.

/I'm not saying it's right or wrong.
//Just making an observation.
 
2007-10-31 10:11:48 AM  
A third of US high school footballers have subconsciously crave gay sex

FTFY
 
2007-10-31 10:12:06 AM  
played football.....yes alot of gay looking shiat goes on in locker rooms.....never took part...always got called a homo for being the quiet kid who just suited up and hit the field


/you just flicked a dudes nuts and im the homo
//suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
 
2007-10-31 10:12:08 AM  
Eleutherios: 75% of high school drama kids are having orgies at cast parties... in my experience....

I played football and was in the drama department. There was far more deviant behavior (homo and hetero) in one run of a play then there ever was in the 3 years I played football. Football was just a bunch of guys talking about it. The drama department took it to a level I didn't know existed.
 
2007-10-31 10:12:10 AM  
Agent86: In other news, where the crap is that girl's belly button? Creepy!

Test tube baby?
 
2007-10-31 10:12:21 AM  
LibertyFirst: DumbGrunt: Pretty easy to tell what kids didn't make the football team and are still pissed about it...

"Yeah... I didn't make the team so I will say they all had gay sex, yeah that's the ticket"

I was thinking more along the lines of "The jocks got all of the cheerleaders and other hot chicks so they were overcompensating for the gayness by trying to get in the pants of the prettiest girls in the school. Me on the other hand I was totally and completely straight in math club, and science club. It's not my fault if not a single girl in school wanted to get within ten feet of my unwashed body so I had to go stag to dances and hang out with other boys and look at porn."


See my previous post.
 
2007-10-31 10:12:24 AM  
sidesalad.net
They're all ready for some of that sweet, sweet ... football!
 
2007-10-31 10:12:25 AM  
Theaetetus: dhudd: I would say the number is probably more like 10%, the same number as the general population. I would also say this as a guy who played 8 years of football in hs and college, has two sons who played 4 years each of hs football, and as someone who has been around a lot of gay people in the work-a-day world.

Odds are, one of your sons likes the pole.


Odds are you are a complete moron. And my odds are way higher.
 
2007-10-31 10:12:36 AM  
PowerSlacker

Since this is a Brit article, I assume they are referring to soccer.

The first paragraph of the article would suggest otherwise though.

Of course the rest of the article would suggest the article is a pile of worthless rubbish with no scientific basis, done with a specific agenda, but then that is the sort of thing you often get on single agenda website articles.
 
2007-10-31 10:12:48 AM  
[lisp] A third of High School football players have gay sex! Ooooo! YEEESSS! *fap fap fap* [/lisp]

Now if we are talking high school lesbian cheerleaders... my personal theory thats around 95%, and the other 5% are just shy or the token fat chick.
 
2007-10-31 10:13:13 AM  
Dr. Mojo PhD: One of my (male) friends (baseball player, incidentally, who I always tormented by pointing out his mom was hot (she looked like Crystal Bernard from Wings)) took him up on the offer and then explained to me that it's "ok if you imagine its a girl doing it" I never asked what the fark you're supposed to imagine when you're the one with the cock in your mouth.


Yeah, one of your friends! That's the ticket.
 
2007-10-31 10:13:14 AM  
StillH2O: I have a feeling if the jocks new, they would've all been trying to join band.

Really? Because while you were being a band fag and getting to bang the occasional fat band geek, I was able to skip any class I wanted, not do any school work or take any test, and still make straight A's. And oh yeah, I slept with probably 30% of the drill team and every single JV and varsity cheerleader at one point during my four years.

For chrissakes. Halftime is when people go take a piss and get a hot dog. They're there to watch the game not a bunch of dorks in polyester with a two foot hat and huge white shoes.
 
2007-10-31 10:13:45 AM  
It's nice to see alll the heavy closet cases coming out to say "No way this is true! Obviously this guy is teh ghey and was a nerd in HS!!"

I'm sure you closet-cases are right and there is no ghey in football. Just like there is no ghey in prison... I mean those are big tough guys too, right?
 
2007-10-31 10:13:51 AM  
therealitysoldier: Agent86: In other news, where the crap is that girl's belly button? Creepy!

Test tube baby?


No, that's Eve.
 
2007-10-31 10:14:00 AM  
Fletch F. Fletch:

Does that kid have a cigarette in his mouth?
 
2007-10-31 10:14:04 AM  
This is hardly surprising, especially since in HS I messed around with quite a few 'sports' players who were buff and "manly" who actually liked it in the ass. -laughs-
 
2007-10-31 10:16:04 AM  
Im a football in the lockeroom watching two gay guys go at it and im getting a kick out of these replies..
 
2007-10-31 10:16:09 AM  
Why do teh gheys always want everyone else to catch teh ghey? I have a couple of friends, who happen to be on the pink team, and their conversations always consists of someone straight really being teh ghey. Or telling me that I am. Idk what that's all about.
 
2007-10-31 10:16:53 AM  
That's why they dig the ass fingering.
 
2007-10-31 10:17:05 AM  
Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: Not shocking in the least. Most who play football do so to hide a high level of sexual confusion. Society tells them to be tough and manly, yet they feel things that embarrass them. Football becomes an outlet...a way for them to flex their aggression and learn about power and violence, thereby hiding the decidedly unmanly feelings they have been struggling with.

Might as well get this over with. What makes you the expert on guys who play football? How many have you surveyed? And how many of those guys routinely kicked your ass in high school?

Sometimes, dude, you just got to let it go.
 
2007-10-31 10:17:09 AM  
From the '.co.uk' ending of the domain and from actually RTFA, this research is about former soccer players. At no point in the article does the author refer to 'American football'. Feel free to continue your misguided bashing of football if you want though.

/football = teh soccer over there
//why is voting enabled?
 
2007-10-31 10:17:23 AM  
Daffydil: Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy

Not to be mean, or anything, but...sometimes if I read your posts my eyes start to glaze over...


My eyes just roll at the troll.
 
2007-10-31 10:17:24 AM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2007-10-31 10:17:30 AM  
When you get alot of guys together, when is there not latent homosexuality?

Played football for years upon years and never saw or experienced any man on man stuff. Just alot of spooning.


//seriously, this article is whack.
 
2007-10-31 10:17:36 AM  
Radworld4: I played football and was in the drama department. There was far more deviant behavior (homo and hetero) in one run of a play then there ever was in the 3 years I played football. Football was just a bunch of guys talking about it. The drama department took it to a level I didn't know existed.

This
 
2007-10-31 10:17:46 AM  
DumbGrunt: Pretty easy to tell what kids didn't make the football team and are still pissed about it...

"Yeah... I didn't make the team so I will say they all had gay sex, yeah that's the ticket"


Somebody's till clinging on to the one big accomplishment in their life...
 
2007-10-31 10:17:55 AM  
TheCynic: Why do teh gheys always want everyone else to catch teh ghey? I have a couple of friends, who happen to be on the pink team, and their conversations always consists of someone straight really being teh ghey. Or telling me that I am. Idk what that's all about.

they just dont want to admit that they're abominations against god.

/everyone is doing it!
//then it would be called 'straight' and farking a chick would be 'gay'
 
2007-10-31 10:17:55 AM  
Christ, the article is about SOCCER PLAYERS. Being a Brit, the author obviously doesn't know how to specify that in America, we don't call people who play soccer "footballers" like they do there. Further, why the hell would a country that is obsessed with soccer and could probably care less (relatively) about football conduct a study with just about no scientific value on a sport they don't care about?
 
2007-10-31 10:18:00 AM  
TheCynic: Why do teh gheys always want everyone else to catch teh ghey? I have a couple of friends, who happen to be on the pink team, and their conversations always consists of someone straight really being teh ghey. Or telling me that I am. Idk what that's all about.

That is because most males at their core, would "go both ways" if society had not made it taboo.
 
2007-10-31 10:18:41 AM  
safari joe does it again: What makes you the expert on guys who play football? How many have you surveyed? And how many of those guys routinely kicked your ass in high school?

It is simple human nature.
 
2007-10-31 10:18:45 AM  
TheCynic: Why do teh gheys always want everyone else to catch teh ghey? I have a couple of friends, who happen to be on the pink team, and their conversations always consists of someone straight really being teh ghey. Or telling me that I am. Idk what that's all about.

They can't procreate so they have to recruit.
 
2007-10-31 10:18:47 AM  
Smellvin: Soccer makes kids catch teh ghey.

/Seriously, it's a homo-sport.
//Being able to act well actually helps you play soccer.


That's why they are called Lawn Fairies!
 
2007-10-31 10:19:01 AM  
dhudd: Odds are you are a complete moron. And my odds are way higher.

Aww, don't get upset. In this era of acceptance and tolerance, you can still attend weddings for both of them!
 
2007-10-31 10:19:14 AM  
Captain Bringdown: From the '.co.uk' ending of the domain and from actually RTFA, this research is about former soccer players. At no point in the article does the author refer to 'American football'. Feel free to continue your misguided bashing of football if you want though.


Jocks are jocks the world over. Doesn't matter.
 
2007-10-31 10:19:33 AM  
as a gay high school football player, i'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

/was this already written?
//did not read entire thread
 
2007-10-31 10:19:46 AM  
And they always said us wrestlers were the gays...

/well, maybe some of us
//not me though
///or WAS I?
 
2007-10-31 10:20:12 AM  
Johann65:
I am surprised that the number was that low though, since the article states that the sample was of ex-highschool players who reported that they had gay sex!!!.


from sciencedaily, which this is ripped from:

"The 47 men, aged 18-23, were all American Football players who previously played at the high school (secondary school) level but had failed to be picked for their university's team and were now cheerleaders instead. They were at various universities from the American south, Mid-West, west and north west."
 
2007-10-31 10:20:19 AM  
"A third" seems kinda low.

Now they need to do a study on highschool wrestlers.

/Creepy
 
2007-10-31 10:21:12 AM  
"some sexual contact" does not equal sex, that could be a whole range of things.

"admitted to having contact with other men whether with women present or alone" Thats called a 3-way dummy: Oh No, I slapped my buddies arse while he was farking a cheerleader.

"The study also stated that most did not identify themselves as homosexual." That's what the homosexuals are pissed off about, it was meaningless sexual contact, it may have not even really been sex at all, and it didnt turn them gay.
 
2007-10-31 10:22:22 AM  
My cousin from Illinois once told me that a group of boys in her high school used to blow each other. They were the most popular kids (played football, etc.), they all had girlfriends, and the entire school knew about it.

For many a year I've been trying to make sense of all this.
 
2007-10-31 10:23:21 AM  
Flybynight619: "some sexual contact" does not equal sex, that could be a whole range of things.

"admitted to having contact with other men whether with women present or alone" Thats called a 3-way dummy: Oh No, I slapped my buddies arse while he was farking a cheerleader.

"The study also stated that most did not identify themselves as homosexual." That's what the homosexuals are pissed off about, it was meaningless sexual contact, it may have not even really been sex at all, and it didnt turn them gay.


I guess it depends on what your definition of "is" is.
 
2007-10-31 10:23:34 AM  
buckler: Jocks are jocks the world over. Doesn't matter.

Stereotypes are a real time saver, aren't they?
 
2007-10-31 10:23:42 AM  
Flybynight619: Thats called a 3-way dummy: Oh No, I slapped my buddies arse while he was farking a cheerleader.

Why are you touching your buddy's arse period? Doesn't sound like any heterosexual 3-way I've been in...
 
2007-10-31 10:23:44 AM  
Flybynight619: "The study also stated that most did not identify themselves as homosexual." That's what the homosexuals are pissed off about, it was meaningless sexual contact, it may have not even really been sex at all, and it didnt turn them gay.

Where in the article did it say anybody was pissed of?
 
2007-10-31 10:23:46 AM  
Thats Right Youre Not From Texas: And oh yeah, I slept with...

Holy cripes, what a closet case... Sorry your dad touched you at night there, fun boy.
 
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