Bacon? Giggity!

Bipity Bopity Bacon!
Its like the fairy dust of the food world.

Exception to the rule.

Pastrami? Do you find the salt cured meats erotic?

Whipped cream, depending on who's wearing it.

that sound? That is the sound of yet another web host collapsing under the enormous weight of the traffic from fark...

I eat a lot and I'm horny all the time so I'm getting a kick.. eh nevermind

didn't RTFA, link is farked

Just pork me and stfu...

Not relevant, but this is what I thought of:
"Platonic Love" -Curt Anderson

We dine at Adorno and return to my Beauvoir.
She compliments me on my Bachelard pad.
I pop in a Santayana CD and Saussure back to the couch.
On my way, I pull out two fine Kristeva wine glasses.
I pour some Merleau-Ponty and return the Aristotle to Descartes.
After pausing an Unamuno, I wrap my arm around her Hegel.
Her hair smells of wild Lukacs and Labriola.
Our small talk expands to include Dewey, Moore and Kant.
I confess to her what's in my Eckhart. We Locke.
By this point, we're totally Blavatsky.
We stretch out on the Schopenhauer.
She slips out of her Lyotard and I fumble with my Levi-Strauss.
She unhooks her Buber and I pull off my Spinoza.
I run my finger along her Heraclitus as she fondles my Bacon.
She stops to ask me if I brought any Kierkegaard. I nod.
We Foucault.
She lights a cigarette and compares Foucault to Lacan.
I roll over and Derrida.

And you can use the bacon grease as lube! Win/Win.

frickinoldfart: Not relevant, but this is what I thought of:
"Platonic Love" -Curt Anderson



Groooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Does using the belly of a $1000 a night whore as a table to eat off of count, or should I just stick to sniffing coke off her?

I also fine women are a lot more turned on by food when I'm the one paying.

...is really getting a kick out of these replies

Daffydil: Just pork me and stfu...

Just watch out... there's a lot to swallow

The smell of frying pork gives me migraines. Seriously. I dunno what's up with that.

/link is le farked!

I did a speech on aphrodisiacs in college;
a lot of them got their reputation because they just look like genetalia;
I held up big blown up pictures of wet, raw oysters and enlarged rhino horns,
just to watch the teacher squirm.
And who can eat a raw scallop at a sushi bar without thinking of dessert?

Nestea Plunge

Six snitzengruben is my limit...

Link's porked.

I know a chick that swears by bologna and Red Bull energy drink.

Bacon and Ramen
Bacon and Cream Cheese
Bacon and Vodka
Bacon and Bacon

The beautiful things you can do with bacon, those people who are religious/vegetarian don't know what they're missing out on.

Broken Logic: And you can use the bacon grease as lube! Win/Win.

Wrong. Everyone knows you use her blood for lube, after you rip out her eyeball, make her eat it, and then have someone with AIDS pee in her socket.

/Southpark FTW

Hmmm. Hot sauce makes my pretty parts tingle.
Also gives me incontrollable hiccups.

Farked... anyone want to paste the text?

I'm the perfect "Guy's Girl", the smell of steak on the grill and beer from a tap get me going.

Yet I have a girly side as well, Vanilla bubble bath also stirs something up.

/Approves

Link farked?

IdBeCrazyIf-Just watch out... there's a lot to swallow

*chokes*

But perhaps more revealing were the three scents that turned women off: cherries, barbecued meat and men's cologne.

Hrm, I think maybe they should specify the type of cologne used. I mean, there are what, 3.5 million or so different scents? I've smelled quite a few that are pretty nasty, but when I smell Issey Miyake (spelling?), it's an instant turn on.