FARK.com: (3170573) You'll never get your ex back if you pass out on top of her car while she's at work (with tilty-mugshot goodness)

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		You'll never get your ex back if you pass out on top of her car while she's at work (with tilty-mugshot goodness) (desmoinesregister.com)		105
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Diogenes		2007-10-30 01:24:53 PM

His lip curl thing isn't as menacing as Cheney's.

JoeCowboy		2007-10-30 01:35:34 PM

Guidosezwhut?

JC

kid_icarus		2007-10-30 02:02:49 PM

The way these Jerry Springer-ish stories usually end, though, she'll be back together with him by the time he gets out of the clinker. And pregnant with his baby.

//or IS IT his???

filth		2007-10-30 02:45:17 PM

Never? I don't know. She works at the Hy-Vee, and now this guy has an awesome criminal record to go with his good looks.

Zarkin Frood		2007-10-30 02:50:08 PM

Jake Busey?
z.about.com

gimmedaloot		2007-10-30 03:13:39 PM

I read that as titty mugshot goodness, DAMN IT!

EdJofJupiter		2007-10-30 03:14:02 PM

He uses four names and he's not a psycho-path?

westbound pachyderm		2007-10-30 03:14:05 PM

BIATCHES DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MY NARCOLEPSY!

FrancoFile		2007-10-30 03:14:53 PM

gimmedaloot: I read that as titty mugshot goodness, DAMN IT!

This.

bukkak3		2007-10-30 03:15:19 PM

why is she parking her car there if she doesn't want him passing out on it?

puckhead		2007-10-30 03:15:27 PM

Zarkin Frood: bonus points for matching tilt!

Old_Chief_Scott		2007-10-30 03:16:08 PM

That security guard should get a raise. Spraying, cuffing, and then first aid? That's what I call a full service apprehension.

Alyna_jf		2007-10-30 03:16:20 PM

westbound pachyderm: BIATCHES DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MY NARCOLEPSY!

AHH!!! omg... so lame, yet I laughed heartily

clevershark		2007-10-30 03:16:23 PM

That guy's got "WINNAR" written all over him.

JOHNDX		2007-10-30 03:17:03 PM

gimmedaloot: I read that as titty mugshot goodness, DAMN IT!

this2

Feenix566		2007-10-30 03:17:05 PM

Hey, I figured passing out on her car and then assaulting her, her manager, and her security guard would be a great way to show her how much I still care! Some women just don't appreciate my unique way of showing affection.

theknuckler_33		2007-10-30 03:17:12 PM

nice day for a... white wedding
nice day to START AGAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN! WOAH!

cHico11		2007-10-30 03:17:15 PM

gimmedaloot: I read that as titty mugshot goodness, DAMN IT!

THIS

drunkenvibe		2007-10-30 03:17:27 PM

looks like he's leaning over to cut a stubborn fart.

ScottMpls		2007-10-30 03:17:33 PM

Stella!!! Stella!!!

/nothin'

Falstaff		2007-10-30 03:17:43 PM

Ok, how many of us tilted our heads to make him look right-side up when they saw the pic?

/just me?

Town Drunk		2007-10-30 03:17:49 PM

Damn mugshot cameramen can't hold the camera level. I was standing straight!!!

ImpromptuRhymes		2007-10-30 03:17:53 PM

He's obviously doing it wrong.
This works for me ALL the time.

KentuckyBob		2007-10-30 03:18:25 PM

James Ernest Arthur Williams

Typical dumb-ass redneck with 2 middle names.

Tyee		2007-10-30 03:18:47 PM

clevershark: That guy's got "WINNAR" written all over him.

The next time he passes out, which will be soon, tattoo "dumbass" on his forehead.

Th3Guy		2007-10-30 03:19:10 PM

Dont mace me bro!

westbound pachyderm		2007-10-30 03:19:10 PM

Alyna_jf:
AHH!!! omg... so lame, yet I laughed heartily

I'll be here all week!
Try the *thud*

Atomic_Puppy		2007-10-30 03:20:42 PM

New addition to Fark cliches?

Zarkin Frood		2007-10-30 03:20:46 PM

puckhead: Zarkin Frood: bonus points for matching tilt!

Ya like that, doncha biatch? ;)

Cassadizzel		2007-10-30 03:20:55 PM

Welcome To An Enternity in Fark there Pucker-face =)

gimmedaloot		2007-10-30 03:21:02 PM

Th3Guy: Dont mace me bro!

I'm slightly surprised they have not invented a mace/taser combo gun. That would be so awesome. The metal prongs are covered in mace, and spray a 15 ft. radius of mace with the cables. Ouch!

runningesq		2007-10-30 03:21:47 PM

He coulda used a:
mentalfloss.com

robeph		2007-10-30 03:21:52 PM

the real question is, who the hell decided naming a store Hy-Vee was a good idea...

ScottMpls		2007-10-30 03:22:20 PM

filth: Never? I don't know. She works at the Hy-Vee, and now this guy has an awesome criminal record to go with his good looks.

Well, you know, alot of women like the "bad boys" ...

MissFarksAlot		2007-10-30 03:22:54 PM

Daffydil		2007-10-30 03:25:04 PM

JoeCowboy-Guidosezwhut?

wait, whut?

Beatle_Matt		2007-10-30 03:26:47 PM

Mr Funktastic		2007-10-30 03:26:55 PM

Journeyman musta time travelled

yogurt-the-wise		2007-10-30 03:27:54 PM

Is it just me, or does that picture look like he's constipated? Maybe he's just practicing his new jail-cell "O" face.

beachcactus		2007-10-30 03:28:39 PM

Can I just click on the "report abuse" button now??? (Eyes rolling in the back of my head)

monsignorguru		2007-10-30 03:28:58 PM

robeph: the real question is, who the hell decided naming a store Hy-Vee was a good idea...

Hy Vee is a multibillion dollar grocery chain that was formed in Chariton, Iowa and the store is a combination of their last names.

/ the more you know...

apfletch		2007-10-30 03:30:51 PM

Really disappointed as I thought it said "titty-mugshot goodness".

oakwolf		2007-10-30 03:31:34 PM

A face that says, "Taze me, bro."

phlegmmo		2007-10-30 03:32:24 PM

Reminds me of this guy.

johnwmacdonald.com

Guntram Shatterhand		2007-10-30 03:34:13 PM

KentuckyBob: James Ernest Arthur Williams

Typical dumb-ass redneck with 2 middle names.

what do you think they call him at home? Jimmy Ern? Ernie Art? Arty Jim? Jim Ern Art Willy?

No, this big douchebag probably has 'Skeeter' or some other silly and pathetic nickname that everybody calls him.

rummhumm		2007-10-30 03:34:18 PM

gimmedaloot: I read that as titty mugshot goodness, DAMN IT!

yeah... me too.
/damn... another wasted link.

dittybopper		2007-10-30 03:34:27 PM

puckhead: Zarkin Frood: bonus points for matching tilt!

I think I speak for most farkers in saying that we'd rather see her match the titty mugshot goodness.

MmmVomit		2007-10-30 03:34:56 PM

This is quite the day for mugshots.

KeeptheChief		2007-10-30 03:34:57 PM

cHico11: gimmedaloot: I read that as titty mugshot goodness, DAMN IT!

THIS

okay, okay..
I read that as titty mugshot goodness, DAMN THIS!

FemmFat		2007-10-30 03:35:58 PM

Yeah, I'd probably take him back. This says a lot about my love life, huh?

Oh, and I read "titty" too. I clicked on it anyway, though ...

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