newmatic: DROxINxTHExWIND:
Nestea Plunge: DROxINxTHExWIND:

Do you like to force your cock into her mouth?
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Does anyone else think that this dude is masturbating while he waits for the answer?


Don't know about him, but I sure as hell am.

/Well, do you?
//How about if I asked nicely?
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ganzygrl: All I have to say, after reading this most interesting and enlightening thread is, Mamoru, how you doin'??

/Boy Farkers, read and absorb (giggity) this young man's sage advice.
//when are you coming (double giggity) back to the States?

Ummm no. It's called common knowledge.

IdBeCrazyIf: danlpoon: Meh. My cock has a PhD in Old Lower Norse, wears a smoky blazer and has tenure at a liberal northeastern University.

Your cock helped find the holy grail?!?

Grail = chalice = vessel = womb (You know where this is going! You read the book!)

/just another heat-seeking moisture missile, after all

techmom: Grail = chalice = vessel = womb (You know where this is going! You read the book!)

/just another heat-seeking moisture missile, after all

Next time I'm with a woman I'm going to tell her I want to be in her wessel.

ganzygrl: Mamoru, how you doin'??

Wow. Two "How YOU doin'?"s in 1 thread. I must be doing something right.

Sorry to disappoint, but you'll have to leave the States if you want some of this. ;)

Tat'dGreaser: Ummm no. It's called common knowledge.

Actually, I would think so too, but I have discovered in my travels that there is a yet a new definition for "common": increasingly rare, e.g. common sense, common courtesy.

Not all many men seem to enjoy sexually pleasing women. Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am seems to be the usual way in the world. Sad but true.

The_Pirate: mamoru:
/prefers the simultaneous-O, as rare as it may be

Actually my g/f and I actually have them pretty frequently, as weird as that sounds. Like literally every time we have sex. I know a lot of people are going to call bullshiat and I probably wouldn't believe it either but it happens.

/shrug

If that's the case, cool. When you are with a compatible partner, you get each other's rhythms and it just works out.

/stupid lost my most compatible partner
//*sniff*
///actually, I'm over it...mostly...kind of...yeah

blahpers
Hairy_Potter: Woot! Porn name thread.

1) First Name = Name of your first pet.
2) Last Name = Name of the street you grew up on.

Me: Hi, I'm Boots Andrews, nice to meet you.

/Alternate would be Fluffy Salem, but that's even more ghey.

Heh, "Snowball Galaxy". I win.

Don't be hasty.
Ahem.

Pucky von Münnich

Ha. Beat *that*!

I guess I'm "Echo Maple". Pleasure to make your babies acquaintances.

fawlty: Damn, Dro, you seem to bring out the worst in people here. Someone would think that you've got angry black man tatooed [sp?] on your forehead, only, after reading though, it's not you, it's them. It clearly sucks when you make an honest and accurate evaluation, the same evaluation made by most people that RTFA, including me, and you get shiat for it. Although many of us may disagree with each other, we're not all dicks, man. Sorry for the bullshiat.
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Anyone who takes all of this personally is doing it wrong. I've probably been an asshole to 75% of Farkers at one time or another. While I forget their names and keep it moving after a debate some of them internalize it and put me on their Axis of Evil. I think the first mistake people make is thinking I post out of anger because a word or two is emphasized.

So, even if I'm trying to be cool a few days later i guess they assume that I still have a problem with them. It's ok. I'll be the "angry black man" if that's what helps them get through the day.

ganzygrl: Oh, Tat'd Greaser, if only it were common knowledge...

Well that's a crying shame. Stop having sex with dumbasses?

mamoru: Not all many men seem to enjoy sexually pleasing women. Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am seems to be the usual way in the world. Sad but true.

I'll never never ever understand that.