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(AFP)   Woman escapes from German prison in suitcase. Steve McQueen still inside dirty tunnel   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 44
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2007-10-29 02:22:09 PM
For my $5, you just can't beat a good Great Escape/coffin/sexuality joke.
 
2007-10-29 02:52:06 PM
i193.photobucket.com

/q&d
//window seat
///sagt man "fensterplatz"?
 
2007-10-29 03:56:21 PM
i233.photobucket.com

/Approves
 
2007-10-29 04:02:15 PM
I wonder how stupid the other woman was. She was being set free, and agreed to be an accomplice to an escape? They'll find the pair and send them back for another 10 years each probably.
 
2007-10-29 05:12:12 PM
Guards at the facility in Neustadt remarked that the suitcase of the 18-year-old who walked free on Friday was particularly heavy but failed to search it, the police said.

That's some fine guarding work there, Lou.
 
bmg
2007-10-29 05:23:08 PM
I see nothing. Nothing!
 
2007-10-29 05:23:53 PM
She's lucky she didn't become carrion luggage.
 
2007-10-29 05:25:30 PM
Open and shut case...
 
2007-10-29 05:27:21 PM
Give those guards a break, they're NPCs, how would they have known?
 
2007-10-29 05:27:32 PM
phlegmmo: She's lucky she didn't become carrion luggage.

boooo...

the8re: Open and shut case...

BOOOOOO!!!
 
2007-10-29 05:28:41 PM
Is it a "Damn dirty tunnel"?

/mixed movie metaphor?
 
2007-10-29 05:29:12 PM
No weekend at bernie's yet?

/fail
 
2007-10-29 05:30:42 PM
subby:Woman escapes from German prison ininn suitcase. Steve McQueen still inside dirty tunnel

FTFY Subby

/pet peeve
 
2007-10-29 05:32:34 PM
Great, you can smuggle people out of jail in your luggage, but you can't get a toothpick through airport security.
 
2007-10-29 05:34:52 PM
this was only a juvenile detention center, so security probably wasn't that tight.

did anyone else notice the article just below this one about the guy who pulled a helicopter with his ear?
 
2007-10-29 05:35:03 PM
Great, you can smuggle people out of jail in your luggage, but you can't get a toothpick through airport security.

I wish this was funny :(
 
2007-10-29 05:37:57 PM
Your arms..... up!
 
2007-10-29 05:41:55 PM
Usually when you find someone in a suitcase, you have to also find the matching travel bag and the vanity case to completely reassemble them.
 
2007-10-29 05:45:39 PM
www.rossvoss.com
I KNOW NUTHING
 
2007-10-29 05:47:50 PM
www.lib.utexas.edu

Sponsorship, let me show you it...
 
2007-10-29 05:48:45 PM
digitalpirate

did anyone else notice the article just below this one about the guy who pulled a helicopter with his ear?
...that dudes ear was huge
 
2007-10-29 05:50:55 PM
Wait wait wait wait...

I thought Steve was stuck between two massive barbed wire fences after jumping the first one on his motorcycle. George Bronson is the guy stuck in the tunnel.

and what about the blind guy that forged the papers...
 
2007-10-29 05:53:25 PM
I thought correct form for carrying women was like a bowling ball.
 
2007-10-29 05:53:27 PM
blogs.citypages.com wants you out of his tunnel.
 
2007-10-29 05:53:33 PM
Da da, do da, da da da, dah dah, da dah, da da, da dah dah...

That little riff was catchy.
 
2007-10-29 05:59:19 PM
I guess they're a long way from these days:

Hail, hail, East Germany / Land of vine and grape,
Land where you'll regret / Any try to escape
No matter if you tunnel under
Or take a running jump at the wall,
The guards will kill you,
If the electrified fence doesn't first.


/better not be obscure, or I'll put you on the Montgomery Ward mailing list
 
2007-10-29 06:02:16 PM
Two naughty young German girls on the lam....
 
2007-10-29 06:02:57 PM
ReggieKray: digitalpirate

did anyone else notice the article just below this one about the guy who pulled a helicopter with his ear?
...that dudes ear was huge


Meh. I know a woman who can pull a train with nothing but her vagina.

/yes its huge
//Boobies
///third slashy
 
2007-10-29 06:04:56 PM
Flurgendorf Prison?
 
2007-10-29 06:07:30 PM
Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: Flurgendorf Prison?

www.cinemovies.fr

"Nice tunnel."
 
2007-10-29 06:22:48 PM
Wonder if she took a motorcycle and beat a plane to Switzerland...its a long way.....cause it goes Germany, France, Poland, The Hanging Gardens of Babel, Switzerland

/Obscure?
 
2007-10-29 06:32:22 PM
reverendfitty: The Hanging Gardens of Babel, Switzerland

You forgot Cincinnati.

And Izzard is never obscure.
 
2007-10-29 06:33:40 PM
She's evil, she wants to take over the world, and she fits easily into most overhead compartments.
 
2007-10-29 06:47:48 PM
Wonder if her box was called Harry, like the tunnel. Or was it Dick?
 
2007-10-29 06:55:20 PM
Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: Flurgendorf Prison?

"Go quickly. If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory."

/now that's some imagery.
 
2007-10-29 07:10:20 PM
talldarknstinky Quote
Da da, do da, da da da, dah dah, da dah, da da, da dah dah...

That little riff was catchy.


That's funny dude, your're right on the money.
 
2007-10-29 07:26:07 PM
two nineteen year old delinquent german girls?

i wonder what they look like, i might like to be in their dirt tunnels. sounds good on paper so far.
 
2007-10-29 07:43:47 PM
In Portuguese language,

"eu quero uma mala" (I want a suitcase)

reads like

"eu quero mamá-la" (I want to suck it)

/got nothing
 
2007-10-29 07:50:20 PM
"Charles" Bronson, RIP.
 
2007-10-29 08:35:41 PM
NikolaiFarkoff: /q&d
//window seat
///sagt man "fensterplatz"?


Elie Wiesel signed a book for my daughter. He looked up and smiled at her, "Pretty girl".

/made her day
//and her Dad's
 
2007-10-29 08:57:16 PM
No pics of that hot professor from Das Experiment?

For shame fark, for shame.
 
2007-10-29 11:03:38 PM
content.answers.com

Uh, Captain Hilts.
 
2007-10-30 06:34:42 AM
damn now that tune is stuck in my head!

/see you back in picadilly
 
2007-10-30 08:13:32 AM
shipofthesun: Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: Flurgendorf Prison?



"Nice tunnel."


Lazlo Holylfeld's tunnel ?
 
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