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(JSOnline)   Man loses card in ATM, uses crowbar to get it back   (jsonline.com) divider line 16
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2001-07-28 12:22:35 PM  
What's wrong with this? Do you have a better idea to get the card back?
2001-07-28 12:42:28 PM  
...officers discovered a small bag of marijuana in his pocket.... Whey do they always have to blame it on the Marijuana? This is bullshiat the man just wanted his damn ATM card back. Give a stoner a break! ;)

She Who Tokes

2001-07-28 01:14:18 PM  
Next time the ATM messes with you cut out a credit card slice of american cheese and put it in the slot.
2001-07-28 01:43:38 PM  
Get an old, useless card (expired, taped up, and hopefully NOT IN YOUR NAME!!!), cover it in scotch tape, and insert in the ATM of the bank that offends you. Instant jam!
2001-07-28 02:00:15 PM  
Most ATMs will not accept anything that does not have a valid magstripe on it. Try it, use a big magnet to erase the magstrip on your card and try to stick it in the machine. The mechanical ones that suck your card in and hang on to it usually won't let you get it in more than an 1/8th inch or so.
2001-07-28 02:15:44 PM  
ya, use a magnet on my band card, good idea! I'll go do that right now.
2001-07-28 02:37:29 PM  
I wonder if the banks will have to put those "tipping over" warning stickers on ATMs, just like on coke machines?
2001-07-28 04:56:31 PM  
Damn ATM machine was askin' for it.
2001-07-28 10:00:36 PM  
How can I get magnetic tape to stick to a slice of peanut butter?
2001-07-28 10:42:58 PM  
Poor guy, lost his ATM card, got his stash confiscated and tossed into the pokey all in one morning. Bummer.
Overlord, try some sliced jam or jelly.
2001-07-29 01:52:45 AM  
2001-07-29 02:02:11 AM  
Super glue. Give 'til it hurts.
2001-07-29 06:07:52 AM  
If he'd only smoked the stash first he'd have been too mellow to bother attacking the ATM, in fact, he might have struck up a relationship with it.
2001-07-29 01:21:45 PM  
LOL Jaybee, then, magnetic strip or not, the tag would might read, "Man gets penis caught in ATM, cops arrive, use crowbar to pry it loose, accidentally rip off the man's penis, surgeons replace man's penis with one made out of his arm muscle."
2001-07-29 01:22:44 PM  
Oh yeah, and France surrenders!
2001-07-30 11:44:26 PM  
Well, he was high, did you expect intelligence? LOL I lost my card in an ATM and was patient enough to wait!
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