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(Some Guy)   Buy your lordship, become an ordained minister free   ( divider line
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1173 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jul 2001 at 8:12 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-27 07:50:20 PM  
TULANE gives out honorary degrees for cash? I've got a friend going there, so i guess i should tell her she can skip the four years and just become whatever she wants. :P
2001-07-29 10:17:55 AM  
Buy your lordship, become an ordained minister free

Buy it for free? Isn't that a contradiction?
2001-07-29 11:15:12 AM  
Read the article antinorm. Some places you need to pay, some you don't.
2001-07-29 12:10:49 PM  
Brothers and Sisters,
I just became an ordained minister myself. Got a certificate and everything!
Bless you, Farkers,

Reverend MP3PO
2001-07-29 02:37:59 PM  
antinorm: a lordship isn't the same as being an ordained minister. it's no more a contradiction than "buy a burger and get a cup of water for free."
2001-07-29 04:44:35 PM  
It's all worthless. Except for the free stuff. That's OK. But any academic knows that honorary degrees are handed out like peanuts by all accredited universities, etc. They know they're damn near wothless. Crap, we I graduated we gave a degree to Bob Keeshan (sp?) who played Cap'n Kangaroo for God's sake. Anyone who pays for this is getting taken.

Now how can I become an Ordained MORMON ELDER!?!?!?!
2001-07-29 06:52:55 PM  
Like jerry seinfeld says, "Would you trust your car to an 'honorary mechanic'?"
Of course, now my friends and enemies have to call me "Sir Dr. Beppo, PhD."
2001-07-29 08:19:21 PM  
Want to know how Mormon Elders are ordained? Read about it here
2001-07-30 02:27:05 AM  
2001-07-30 02:42:01 PM  
I already have my lordship.
2001-07-30 10:49:38 PM  
I've been Father John for a while now.

The ULC is still sending me stuff. You should read their manifesto, it's pretty good. I'm an athiest, yet they encourage me to spread my beliefs - no matter what they might be - in the name of the Universal Life Church
2001-07-30 10:49:55 PM  
My friend in reverend poon tang
2001-07-30 10:50:10 PM  
in = is
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