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(Yahoo)   Your laptop can become a beer fetching robot   ( divider line
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7595 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2002 at 2:11 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-02 01:10:48 PM  
But that's what women are for.

2002-10-02 04:00:08 PM  
Great. Technology comes along and takes another job away.
Now I'll have to fire my beer fetchers. Hope they fare well in this mechanized society.
2002-10-02 04:04:39 PM  
Sweet. This will replace my beer helmet, that thing is a bit cumbersome at times.
2002-10-02 04:05:56 PM  
Wait, Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina? Damn, I didn't know you posted here.
2002-10-02 04:08:46 PM  
Now if only we could integrate this with a RealDoll
2002-10-02 04:09:37 PM must be kidding. I'll need the laptop to fetch me a woman to fetch me a beer.
2002-10-02 04:09:43 PM  
Dude you're gettin a beer !
2002-10-02 04:15:46 PM  
Transformers, more than meets the eye.
2002-10-02 04:17:02 PM  
Dang. I have got to get new glasses. "Beer felching robot" is not what it says as it turns out. Thank Bob.
2002-10-02 04:17:41 PM  
There is a God!!!

I can finally get rid of my wife!!

I'm gonna show it a picture of Brook Burke and wait for the return.
2002-10-02 04:18:52 PM  
....and he pulled out a 20$ and told me to suck his wanker, and i was like?!??! what the fark!!! so i ran outside and told my pals what he tried to do, and we decided to give him a beating.
2002-10-02 04:19:47 PM  
Beer fetching robot! They're gonna make millions!

*Begins to take laptop apart*
2002-10-02 04:19:48 PM  
I think that there is something wrong with mine. It doesn't get the beer. It doesn't buy the beer. And for God sake I have to bring it a beer.
2002-10-02 04:20:57 PM  
uhhhhhh k.
2002-10-02 04:26:21 PM  
They're right, only 50% of Overweight Americans is not enough...
2002-10-02 04:29:43 PM  
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Klaatu BEERada Nikto
2002-10-02 04:31:08 PM  
That thing must have some serious software behind it if it does what it says reliably. Impressive. (quake3 announcer voice)
2002-10-02 04:41:11 PM  
Still no cure for cancer, I've noticed.

And where's my damn rocket car?
2002-10-02 04:44:09 PM  
I don't need no stinkin' robot.

I just say, "biatch, get me a beer."

Only one command needed too.
2002-10-02 04:49:14 PM  
Very nice with the Army of Darkness reference!

And i'm all for a computer getting me a beer, but then what are all my midgets going to do all day?

2002-10-02 04:49:33 PM  
2002-10-02 04:59:44 PM  
Well until they invent a robot that will fetch me a beer from the fridge then give me a blowjob after it's brought it to me while I'm watching the hockey game I'm going to keep my wife, thank you.
2002-10-02 05:08:57 PM  
Lone_cow: Thanks, but what Army of Darkness? The Day The Earth Stood Still, man!

Brush up on your classic sci-fi. Army of Darkness was referencing TDTESS with that line.
2002-10-02 05:09:29 PM  
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Check out the stuff on their site.
It's pretty cool but it really pisses me off when companies 

like ZDNET and YAHOO don't add the url for the company.

No, with a name like ASSMOSIS, I don't work for them.

2002-10-02 05:11:30 PM  
Finally, this piece of crap will be useful.
2002-10-02 05:15:32 PM  
Now when the arm comes out... and if it has good aim.... and can hurl heavy objects at targets.... like PETA people... OH the possibilities....
2002-10-02 05:18:07 PM  
Not only is this proof of God...

...but, as I always suspected, God is really a computer geek who likes electronic toys, too!

W00t! I'm a shoe-in for HEAVEN now!
2002-10-02 05:23:28 PM  
I did not know that. Thank you for pointing out my faults.

*running to go rent sci-fi movies*
2002-10-02 05:34:03 PM  
Better than a beer-drinking robot.

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2002-10-02 06:53:29 PM  
My laptop is an Apple iBook.

I could get this rig too, but it'd only fetch microbrew.
2002-10-02 06:54:40 PM  
Well, I guess im screwed as the cooling fan in my laptop has gone out. Right now it just sits there.
2002-10-02 08:15:37 PM  
Now all I need is a toilet built into my Lazy-Boy and I'll never miss another TNG rerun. "Computer, transport a beer to the bridge!" "Computer - call engineering. My Lazy-Boy toilet is malfunctioning. Set plunger to 'Unclog'!"

Seriously though, If you're too lazy to get up and buy a mini-fridge to keep next to your recliner, you're pretty pathetic.
2002-10-02 08:50:25 PM  
Yo, newsflash Crink. If you're so lazy you NEED a mini-fridge next to your recliner, you're even MORE pathetic!
2002-10-02 09:02:27 PM  
So, is the programming required any more challenging than this?

I mean, why pay all that money for a special robot when you can just put that URL in your "favorites" and be done with it?
2002-10-02 09:07:21 PM  
Daggone it -

URL here:

friggin' filters...

correct spelling as necessary.
2002-10-02 09:12:34 PM  
If this were really worth anything, it would haul the entire fridge to me and haul it back.

So if I've had too many beers, and I start slurring in my programming, will it fetch my banana hammock or something?
2002-10-03 02:03:41 PM  
a friend of mine just got one of these yesterday..
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