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(Some Guy)   Weird news: Lobsters stage mass breakout from supermarket. Farkworthy: Police took them to animal shelter   (nikazoe.wordpress.com ) divider line
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2007-10-27 11:36:55 AM  
Great story, but why link to the blog not the newspaper article:

Link (new window)
 
2007-10-27 01:22:20 PM  
I'll be happy to adopt a half a dozen 1 1/2 pounders.
I just need to stop at the store first for butter.
 
2007-10-27 01:22:34 PM  
You know who else liked lobster?
 
2007-10-27 01:23:23 PM  
BXRWXR: You know who else liked lobster?

Zoidberg?
 
2007-10-27 01:23:59 PM  
How could you possibly eat something this cute?

fearthered.com

/Just don't give him a warm bath.
//Pinchy? Pinchy?!?
///Hungry now.
 
2007-10-27 01:26:42 PM  
I can't eat Fish or Shellfish but if I seen them walking down the street I would have caught them and feed them to my Human garbage disposalcum dumpster
 
2007-10-27 01:27:20 PM  
I can't eat Fish or Shellfish but if I seen them walking down the street I would have caught them and feed them to my Human garbage disposal cum dumpster
FTFM
 
2007-10-27 01:28:03 PM  
dum-a-chum? dod-a-chok?
 
2007-10-27 01:30:09 PM  
I'll bet they captured them by magnet.
 
2007-10-27 01:32:23 PM  
3quarksdaily.blogs.com
Approves1

1-well, to be accurate, in all likelihood he is pensive. When he considers the whole issue from both a scientific and philosophical perspective he arrives at several possible conclusions. Mosty he approves, though, even thoough he may not be able to expound on his reason for approval beyond a personal feeling as the whole moral issue is slightly too large of a question to be addressed in this foruma.

a-see essay for more details on why this is so.
 
2007-10-27 01:34:34 PM  
chucknasty: Approves1

Why would we care if a person obviously afflicted with AIDS approves?

I don't get it.
 
2007-10-27 01:35:39 PM  
Say, how long can lobsters survive out of water, anyway? And where can I adopt one of these tasty adorable little things?
 
2007-10-27 01:38:09 PM  
cockroaches of the sea
 
2007-10-27 01:38:32 PM  
So... crates not properly secured, door 'accidentally' left open. I think the lobsters must have paid off an insider to help them.
 
2007-10-27 01:39:47 PM  
occasionalcontributer: I'll bet they captured them by magnet.

Left claw north, right claw south!
 
2007-10-27 01:40:15 PM  
chucknasty:

You're going to give me nightmares.
 
2007-10-27 01:41:20 PM  
"dum-a-chum? dod-a-chok?"

OY!!
 
2007-10-27 01:47:17 PM  
sombreradoraloca: chucknasty:

You're going to give me nightmares.


*toes the ground and looks sheepishly at the English major*
 
2007-10-27 01:48:23 PM  
up to 15cm long? That's a crayfish.
 
2007-10-27 01:49:46 PM  
img145.imageshack.us


/vin de svooden what the hey?
 
2007-10-27 01:51:09 PM  
"Many of them up to 15 centimeters long..."

I don't know what passes for lobster in a German Asian Supermarket, but having been born and raised in Maine, 15 centimeters isn't even an appetizer.
 
2007-10-27 01:52:22 PM  
Brew78: /vin de svooden what the hey?

OK - that's win.
 
2007-10-27 01:54:26 PM  
chucknasty: Approves1

1-well, to be accurate, in all likelihood he is pensive. When he considers the whole issue from both a scientific and philosophical perspective he arrives at several possible conclusions. Mosty he approves, though, even thoough he may not be able to expound on his reason for approval beyond a personal feeling as the whole moral issue is slightly too large of a question to be addressed in this foruma.

a-see essay for more details on why this is so.


FTW

/tried to read Infinite Jest
//gimmicky crap
///heard his essays are better
//will take their word for it
 
2007-10-27 01:55:52 PM  
BXRWXR:

I don't get it.

Perhaps you'd prefer a rousing game of Eschaton?
 
2007-10-27 01:59:07 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Perhaps you'd prefer a rousing game of Eschaton?

Dude, I never mess with the Eschaton.

"Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else." Duh.
 
2007-10-27 02:05:13 PM  
JackassBlack: "Many of them up to 15 centimeters long..."

I don't know what passes for lobster in a German Asian Supermarket, but having been born and raised in Maine, 15 centimeters isn't even an appetizer.


Yeah. These sound more like jumbo shrimp or craw fish.
 
2007-10-27 02:08:25 PM  
BXRWXR:

"Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else." Duh.


Good google skillz, but try a few lines down in wikipedia.

/my cultural literacy. let me show it to you.
 
2007-10-27 02:12:50 PM  
chucknasty: Good google skillz, but try a few lines down in wikipedia.

/my cultural literacy. let me show it to you.


My I don't care about games dork, show yourself that.
 
2007-10-27 02:15:56 PM  
JackassBlack Quote 2007-10-27 01:51:09 PM
"Many of them up to 15 centimeters long..."

I don't know what passes for lobster in a German Asian Supermarket,


On the internet, they're all longer than 15 centimeters.
 
2007-10-27 02:19:43 PM  
a gang of lobstrosities!
 
2007-10-27 02:24:27 PM  
BORN FREE!!!
 
2007-10-27 02:25:17 PM  
Thats cute.
 
2007-10-27 02:26:08 PM  
www.mugshots.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2007-10-27 02:28:22 PM  
lolbsters plz?
 
2007-10-27 02:35:08 PM  
BXRWXR:
My I don't care about games dork, show yourself that.


Battered and beaten in a brief flame war, chucknasty logs off, forever afraid to make references to anything beyond a seventh-grade reading level. Meanwhile, our hero BXRWXR loudly un-velcroes his ergonomic wrist brace and wanders in to his kitchen to crack open a Rolling Rock and savor his victory of words. He moves on to his back porch and surveys his massive, emaculately kept lawn and stares at the skyline of Chicago, a city he has lived only 5 miles from his entire life but has never visited because of his distain for the crime, filth and agrogant attitude of the residents (over-educated yuppies, homeless and *gasp* minorities). Ah, the sweet taste of beer commonly consensed to be 'in' and thread victory. you.are.full.of.win.

/you are exactly why I don't live in the 'burbs.
 
2007-10-27 02:52:18 PM  
chucknasty: BXRWXR:
My I don't care about games dork, show yourself that.

Battered and beaten in a brief flame war, chucknasty logs off, forever afraid to make references to anything beyond a seventh-grade reading level. Meanwhile, our hero BXRWXR loudly un-velcroes his ergonomic wrist brace and wanders in to his kitchen to crack open a Rolling Rock and savor his victory of words. He moves on to his back porch and surveys his massive, emaculately kept lawn and stares at the skyline of Chicago, a city he has lived only 5 miles from his entire life but has never visited because of his distain for the crime, filth and agrogant attitude of the residents (over-educated yuppies, homeless and *gasp* minorities). Ah, the sweet taste of beer commonly consensed to be 'in' and thread victory. you.are.full.of.win.

/you are exactly why I don't live in the 'burbs.


Kick his ass sea bass!
 
2007-10-27 03:15:31 PM  
mmm, lobster dinner at the animal shelter tonight!
 
2007-10-27 03:32:02 PM  
"dum-a-chum? dod-a-chok?"

OY!!

I wonder if they kept stopping in the middle of the street to point out the things that looked like 19s?
 
2007-10-27 04:04:24 PM  
inkling79: dum-a-chum? dod-a-chok?

Lobstrosities FTW!
 
2007-10-27 04:15:25 PM  
chucknasty: DFW FTW!
 
2007-10-27 05:34:04 PM  
I bet they are all in hot water now.

The getaway car:

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2007-10-27 06:58:58 PM  
 
2007-10-27 08:47:05 PM  
they must have used their magnets to escape!
 
2007-10-27 09:54:07 PM  
I'm an escaped supermarket lobster, and I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2007-10-28 02:36:58 AM  
woodstock: I'll be happy to adopt a half a dozen 1 1/2 pounders.
I just need to stop at the store first for butter.


I've got the butter, you bring the bibs.
 
2007-10-28 11:21:14 AM  
Edge.bot: they must have used their magnets to escape!

But they were later foiled by same, because lobster sticks to magnet.
 
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