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(The Sun)   Woman goes from A cup to C cup breasts just by having boyfriend rub them   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 92
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2002-10-02 12:51:46 AM  
Yeah, that and the boob job.
 
2002-10-02 12:52:48 AM  
excellent... I need to go talk with my girlfriend
 
2002-10-02 12:53:16 AM  
Plastic surgeon Brian Coglan said massage would stimulate blood flow and added: "Any part of the body that increases in blood flow can get bigger."

No wonder this guy is not a brain surgeon.
 
GCD
2002-10-02 12:53:55 AM  
But he said if the massaging stops the boobs will get smaller again.

I'll volunteer to keep constantly massaging them!
 
2002-10-02 12:54:14 AM  
Now...does it work with other body parts?
 
2002-10-02 12:54:51 AM  
Now that's effective!
 
2002-10-02 12:54:56 AM  
Plastic surgeon Brian Coglan said massage would stimulate blood flow and added: "Any part of the body that increases in blood flow can get bigger."

But he said if the massaging stops the boobs will get smaller again.


I bet her boyfriend paid him to say that.
 
2002-10-02 12:55:18 AM  
Gentlemen... we all know what we have to do now! /obvious

Seriously though, I do think small is beautiful. Then again my hands aren't that big.
 
2002-10-02 12:56:22 AM  
Freaky, but cool.
 
2002-10-02 12:56:55 AM  
Amen.
 
2002-10-02 12:57:02 AM  
I am a certified Breast Enlarging Massage Therapist, now taking appointments!


Sad thing is, that would work if I put effort into it.
 
2002-10-02 12:57:16 AM  
Farkettes, I am in Atlanta and I really want you to be happy. If larger breast would make you feel better about yourself, please e-mail me. :)
 
2002-10-02 12:57:23 AM  
10-02-02 12:55:05 AM Leesus
If that were true, i would [look] like a garden hose by now


Exactly. I call bullshiat.
 
2002-10-02 12:57:24 AM  
Doesn't work...tried it.
 
2002-10-02 12:57:44 AM  
I hope my boyfriend doesn't read this and get any bright ideas.
 
2002-10-02 12:58:24 AM  
Heh. Well obviously boobs change size due to diet, excersize, hormones, and other things. It's not like you're arms or anything.
 
2002-10-02 12:58:49 AM  
And if you are massaging her boobs with your hands shouldn't your hands get bigger too?
 
2002-10-02 12:58:52 AM  
"I'm also eating more and training less" I wonder if massaging her breasts is how her ass got fat too.
 
2002-10-02 12:59:07 AM  
I'm not even gonna attempt to comment on this one.
 
2002-10-02 12:59:27 AM  
damn, still can't get that html thing
 
2002-10-02 12:59:58 AM  
 
2002-10-02 01:01:16 AM  
OK, I lied,, I would DEFINATELY hit that!
 
2002-10-02 01:01:35 AM  
"Any part of the body that increases in blood flow can get bigger."

The new penis enlargement therapy: killing kittens!
 
2002-10-02 01:02:30 AM  
Sent this link to my G/F. Hope she agrees and we'll double, nay, TRIPLE our regimen.
 
2002-10-02 01:06:53 AM  
So that's what happened.
 
2002-10-02 01:09:50 AM  
Those look like products of the Wonderbra to me.
 
2002-10-02 01:11:20 AM  
 
2002-10-02 01:11:21 AM  
shoot.........

wonder if that works. didn't last time i tried it ;)

gosh, i want to get married so bad!
 
2002-10-02 01:12:50 AM  
A or C, I'd hit it! /cliche
 
2002-10-02 01:13:48 AM  
Let the farking old and boring "Id hit it" losers start.
 
2002-10-02 01:18:15 AM  
10-02-02 01:11:21 AM DannySpaz

Trust me, if you want to keep being able to touch boobies, the last thing you want to do is get married.
 
2002-10-02 01:20:08 AM  
LarryD, you really suck as a troll (:.
 
2002-10-02 01:21:17 AM  
It worked for my wife. I've rubbed her ass fairly often in the seventeen years we've been married, and it's gotten huge.
 
2002-10-02 01:24:07 AM  
whoohoo, i geto get my bobies made into ds now1!!!!

byebye,
rita (drunkl)
 
2002-10-02 01:30:48 AM  
Ha... this is such crap, if rubbing things alot made them bigger then I'd have a huge di.... nevermind.
 
2002-10-02 01:33:23 AM  
Aqueduct_Pocket, doubt it.....full access then ;) i have married friend.

crash_davis, LOL.....
 
2002-10-02 01:39:47 AM  
I've been looking for this excuse for 21 years! Thank you Fark. I love you man!
 
2002-10-02 01:40:07 AM  
Crafty Bastard. He was able to save face too...though I'd be getting my face lost.

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2002-10-02 02:49:53 AM  
So a woman needs big boobs so she can attract a man to rub her boobs so they will become big .... .... AAAARGH! It just doesn't make SENSE!
 
2002-10-02 02:52:28 AM  
*cough*bullshiat*cough*
 
2002-10-02 03:05:09 AM  
As a Massage Therapist, I've found that ironically enough, 90% of legitimate requests for breast massage are from women w/ implants (that invaribly become hard and painful from myofascial adhesion), so I'd imagine those wouldn't grow too much.

Maybe they should do an experiment and rub 1 boob, with the other being the "control group" boob, and see if they become assimetrical
 
2002-10-02 03:14:28 AM  
There is a contraceptive pill that makes boobies permanently larger - it's a monodose type called Diana 35-ED. If you girls take it, chances are you'll go up a cupsize or two.

That said, the rubbing sounds like much more fun.
 
2002-10-02 03:15:15 AM  
Doh. Diane not Diana.
 
2002-10-02 03:17:38 AM  
I play with my boobs all the time and they ain't got no bigger
 
2002-10-02 03:32:36 AM  
Any oral contraceptive with estrogen will produce modest breast enlargement. As a medical student, the first patient I ever saw in the clinic was a transvestite who was taking estrogen through illegal channels whose source had run out, and was requesting a prescription for more estrogen. He was probably a B cup. Oddly enough, he had a female girlfriend. He also was a seller a exotic animals. You too can purchase a flying squirrel for 2 grand.
 
2002-10-02 03:39:05 AM  
If any hot chick needs a physical therapist...
 
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2002-10-02 04:23:36 AM  
I'd hit LarryD...

Not the same? Oh well.
 
2002-10-02 04:47:08 AM  
Dammit, i'm sending this link to my girlfriend.
 
2002-10-02 05:06:36 AM  
Before and after photos would prove this.

I did hear on the Learning Channel women's breast size increases by a lot during sexual pleasure.
 
2002-10-02 05:54:32 AM  
Someone playing with my tits is all I need to have an orgasm. Yeah, baby.
 
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