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(AZCentral)   46 year old man beats his parents to death after he finds out he's adopted. Just wait 'till he learns about Santa Claus   ( divider line
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2002-10-01 06:58:09 PM  
I blame it on the coffee and cigarettes.
2002-10-01 07:24:32 PM  
Why is it so horrible to be adopted? At least that means you were wanted.
2002-10-01 07:46:41 PM  
"I did it because they had me kidnapped, drugged," Reforma quoted Schlejter as saying. "They acted as if they were my parents, but I found out" about being adopted "when I was about to turn 47, and I felt betrayed."

Maybe the biological mom new he was damaged goods. Drugged?
2002-10-01 08:17:32 PM  
WFT? They raised Their son and never once realized he was nuts? I think anyone, including an adoptee, would say they were his parents.
2002-10-01 08:57:53 PM  
Fvckin' Mexicans...and to think their spreading into the US in astronomical proportions.
2002-10-01 08:58:14 PM  
"You mean all a long it was statutory rape instead of incest! DAMN IT!"
2002-10-01 08:59:36 PM  
It took him till he was 47 to figure out he was adopted? and they are wondering if he has a mental illness...
2002-10-01 09:02:19 PM  
Geez, man, these are the people who took you into their home for crissake. They didn't have to, but they clothed you and fed you, but they obviously didn't raise you to expect surprises.
2002-10-01 09:02:40 PM  
Eye_power - It's wild huh! Almost as if most of this country used to belong to them.
2002-10-01 09:05:41 PM  
Wait, maybe I didn't get it, but he accused them of drugging him and kidnapping him, then raising him as their own... then he killed them.
Well, he's either crazy, or right, because it takes a lot to snap and kill two old people you've known your whole life.
2002-10-01 09:06:16 PM  
B0rg9, "At least that means you were wanted."
Think that would just cancel out the fact that he was unwanted by party #1.
2002-10-01 09:07:25 PM  
Efren Schlejter smoked, drank coffee and wrote in his journal while the bodies of his father, 80, and mother, 75, moldered in the closet for more than a week after the Sept. 22 killings, the newspaper Reforma reported.

One good deed deserves a murder.

Sheesh. This is why parents need to boot the kids out of the home before they hit 45. A Mid life crisis does weird stuff to you.
2002-10-01 09:07:35 PM  
anybody know what "moldered" means?
2002-10-01 09:08:26 PM  
It means that you have something of value from the X-Files set?
2002-10-01 09:08:48 PM  
Its hard to tell where the facts start and the delusions end. I hope we get some decent followup on this one.
2002-10-01 09:09:15 PM  
that'll learn em, they wont lie to him again
2002-10-01 09:09:15 PM  
Should have used kitty litter to hide the smell. It almost worked in other thread.
2002-10-01 09:11:29 PM  
Found out what about Santa Claus?
2002-10-01 09:11:33 PM  
Certified bonehead: Molder means to rot or decay.
2002-10-01 09:12:09 PM  
Was he a wookie? I'll bet he was a wookie...
2002-10-01 09:13:40 PM  
No good deed goes unpunished.
2002-10-01 09:14:55 PM  
damn, that has tell-tale heart written all over it.

"That eye kept looking at me!"
2002-10-01 09:15:42 PM  
oh I thought molder was a term for people who mold my last yeast mold?
2002-10-01 09:16:04 PM  
Certified bonehead
anybody know what "moldered" means?

Fox Mouldered?

No no folks, he was ABDUCTED, not ADOPTED.
2002-10-01 09:17:51 PM  
im really pissed i posted hours ago and this one got in NOT MINE GRRRRRRRR!
*eerie silence cuz i just got banned*
2002-10-01 09:21:14 PM  
Dude either way you don't beat anybody to death and then hide their bodies, never mind 80 year old people who can't defend themselves. He's a messed up, messed up man who should be executed before he has the chance to bludgeon someone else and then claim they were coming at him "with the red-hot anal probes again". Fry the monster.
2002-10-01 09:21:23 PM  
10-01-02 09:05:41 PM Infanticide
Wait, maybe I didn't get it, but he accused them of drugging him and kidnapping him, then raising him as their own... then he killed them.

You see, when gringoes vist ol' Mexico their little kids are usually treated in this fashion. Anyway, you'd think the fact that his skin was significantly lighter than his 'parents' would be the big tip-off, but he was only exposed to the Mexican school system so it can be assumed that he didn't learn about genetics.

Look people don't you see that we need to protect our precious bodily fluids from hispanic infiltration. Haven't you ever wondered why I only drink distilled water (or rainwater) and pure grain alcohol?? One word folks floridation that's right floridation of our water is the most dangerous Mexican conspiracy we have faced to date.
Do you know when floridation of the water started? That's right 1946. How does that coincide with your post war, Mexican conspiracy? We must protect our Purity Of Essence!
2002-10-01 09:22:47 PM  
Well, he is a Mexican...

"Illness? ILLNESS?! I don't have no stinkin' illness!"
2002-10-01 09:23:23 PM  
There's a couple of farkers who gave a little boy up for adoption 47 years ago that are breathing a giant sigh of relief.
2002-10-01 09:24:00 PM  
Eye_power: I assume you said the above in the same bone-chillingly eerie way as they guy in "Dr. Strangelove".

"No, I'm the one who's sorry don't say you're more sorry than I am Dimitry..."
2002-10-01 09:26:18 PM  
No, Vaginal_Phlegm, that part would still suck. He should've found and killed them instead.
2002-10-01 09:26:59 PM  
Yeah, sorry. I just watched that movie twice this weekend and LOVED it, so I couldn't resist. Anyway, I would personally set off the doomsday device if it meant living in a world with a 10:1 Female to male ratio! That is a damned good idea.
2002-10-01 09:27:00 PM  
There's a couple of farkers who gave a little boy up for adoption 47 years ago that are breathing a giant sigh of relief.

you had to go there

Fb- is the FATHER
2002-10-01 09:28:55 PM  
RE: Eye_power

Am I missing something here? This has to be a joke right, please tell me that these are not serious posts. I can feel myself getting stupider by the second after reading those posts. WTF.
2002-10-01 09:34:35 PM  
thats spooky shiat man! wierd people in this world
i think ill stick to my hardware world at Riva3D.
that way im outta trouble!.
2002-10-01 09:36:19 PM  
Yeah, sorry. I just watched that movie twice this weekend and LOVED it, so I couldn't resist. Anyway, I would personally set off the doomsday device if it meant living in a world with a 10:1 Female to male ratio! That is a damned good idea.

yeah frickin right. I can still get laid on a regular basis as is, but living in a world with 10 females to one male???

The only people who would want that have never actually spent any amount of time with a group of females

Oh my god, LOOK, at her shoes. The dont even MATCH her hair clip

*shoots self in head*
2002-10-01 09:36:51 PM  
(ok im done now or am i?)
2002-10-01 09:37:25 PM  
My mother told me I was adopted...
2002-10-01 09:40:02 PM  
2002-10-01 09:41:10 PM  
why dont you just chill Willr and stop being a dumbass!
2002-10-01 09:41:33 PM  
2002-10-01 09:42:55 PM  
ok im done now gonna go enroll in anger manegment clases
-apoligies to all
2002-10-01 09:44:17 PM  
Willr while you're at it, try spelling classes.
2002-10-01 09:44:38 PM  
anybody know what "moldered" means?

anybody know what means?

Sorry, I'm having a smartass kind of day.
2002-10-01 09:46:23 PM  
its really not the end of the world to not get your article posted...perhaps a little more creativity next time will get you noticed. putting up little biatch fits in the comments section is not the way to do it.

on topic, damn, that farked up. not as farked up as kitty litter man, but still, pretty farked up. love the headline though!
2002-10-01 09:49:57 PM  
Okay everybody, here we go:

The word 'molder' is a verb and it means to rot or decay. The word 'moldered' is the past tense of 'molder' so we can only assume that 'moldered' means that the bodies of this man's parents were in his closet rotting and decaying.
Got it? Thank you.
2002-10-01 09:50:46 PM  
Dont worry your topic will be posted up at Riva3D once you submit your stories to me!
2002-10-01 09:51:23 PM  
My grandfather was a Lawyer after he died my Dad was cleaning out his home office and came across the adoption papers for the kids who growup across the street from my grandparents He took them to the parents thinking the kids might want them well the dad kind of freak and said DON"T TELL THEM they have no idea they're adopted. The "kids" would have been in theor 40's by then
2002-10-01 09:54:26 PM  
Can we put a No Soliciting sign on the front of Fark?
2002-10-01 09:58:55 PM  
he was writing in his journal. I bet it was one of those grade school marble compostion notebooks that insane ax-grinders are so fond of. Filled margin to margin with really tiny, spookily neat printed spanish. Lots of underlines and lots of upside down exclamation points that spanish speaking folks use.
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