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Tallgordon		2007-10-22 05:52:24 PM

ecotone.

Reverend_Gladstone		2007-10-22 05:52:54 PM

Adorable.

LukeA		2007-10-22 05:53:08 PM

I'm scared of any animal that drops normal size cats as its young.

BattleSpork		2007-10-22 05:54:50 PM

Quick, call in the WASPy lady with the airhorns!

libbyshome		2007-10-22 05:55:14 PM

We didn't expect a lion in our backyard

right

amazing_live_seamonkeys		2007-10-22 05:57:00 PM

Um, I would be wondering where mom was.

phlegmmo		2007-10-22 05:57:06 PM

I heard, 'Grrrrrrrrrrrr,' " Maria Lopez recounted in Spanish.

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

ruta		2007-10-22 05:57:23 PM

More and more mountain lions are integrating themselves into the urban landscape as the urban landscape encroaches on their territory. They're actually clever enough to successfully compete with other shy predators like wolves by deliberately hunting near or in urban environments so they won't be robbed of their kills.

America's obesity problem will soon be solved.

TXEric		2007-10-22 05:58:31 PM

phlegmmo: I heard, 'Grrrrrrrrrrrr,' " Maria Lopez recounted in Spanish.

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

"El-Grrrrrrrr-O"

eclypsyr		2007-10-22 05:58:57 PM

phlegmmo

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

You have to roll the Rs.

OmniPilot		2007-10-22 06:00:30 PM

Did anyone else think TFA said "Gorilla woman" at first?

Di Atribe		2007-10-22 06:01:59 PM

KITTEH!!1!

/in honor of capslock day
//GRRRRRRR

phlegmmo		2007-10-22 06:02:09 PM

OmniPilot: Did anyone else think TFA said "Gorilla woman" at first?

It's grrrrrrrrrilla.

MBA Whore		2007-10-22 06:03:19 PM

Does it know how to perform an abortion?

/ obscure?

Herder		2007-10-22 06:03:53 PM

I would be tempted to keep it around and feed it. Nothing says stay off my lawn like a mountain lion.

BobNesta420		2007-10-22 06:06:13 PM

I know there's a cougar joke in there somewhere.

retarded		2007-10-22 06:06:48 PM

And they released it back into the wild. Smart.

Now it will find its way back to someone else's house, since it knows where to get a free meal now. Maybe when its a little bigger. And maybe it will maul a child.

Should have popped a cap on that cat!

Mentalpatient87		2007-10-22 06:06:51 PM

MBA Whore: Does it know how to perform an abortion?

/ obscure?

How is South Park obscure. Nothing is obscure on Fark, especially stuff that comes on Comedy Central 3 times a week.

Ardilla		2007-10-22 06:06:59 PM

I can has dog food?

hotter than the ads		2007-10-22 06:07:03 PM

eclypsyr
phlegmmo

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

You have to roll the Rs.

God that's hot.

Alyna_jf		2007-10-22 06:08:59 PM

MBA Whore: Does it know how to perform an abortion?

/ obscure?

hey.. why didn't I get the memo... its opposite day?

CougarJeff		2007-10-22 06:08:59 PM

Ahem! I think you mean a baby cougar.

DrForrester		2007-10-22 06:09:06 PM

I can has humanburger?

Seasons I'v Withered		2007-10-22 06:09:24 PM

Herder
I would be tempted to keep it around and feed it. Nothing says stay off my lawn like a mountain lion.

Thats chock full of win.

Szech		2007-10-22 06:09:38 PM

phlegmmo: What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

Yo tengo una verga grande en mis pantalones.

Smart cats.

Alyna_jf		2007-10-22 06:09:46 PM

phlegmmo: I heard, 'Grrrrrrrrrrrr,' " Maria Lopez recounted in Spanish.

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

Roll the R with breath that smells like feet.

Capt_Shaggy		2007-10-22 06:12:37 PM

"We were just surprised," said Lopez's son, Ivan, 16. "We didn't expect a lion in our backyard,"

zvoidx		2007-10-22 06:12:40 PM

get in the car...

/obscure?
//OBSCURE???

canyoneer		2007-10-22 06:12:55 PM

Cue the "cougar" jokes!

23-Skidoo, Daddy-O! I dig the mellow groove in my Zoot-Suit! Groovy, man! Tippecanoe and Tyler Too!

jaylectricity		2007-10-22 06:13:00 PM

phlegmmo: I heard, 'Grrrrrrrrrrrr,' " Maria Lopez recounted in Spanish.

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

Shoulda known I didn't have an original thought when I wondered about that translation.

Alyna_jf		2007-10-22 06:13:41 PM

zvoidx: get in the car...

/obscure?
//OBSCURE???

OMG THAT WAS SO OBSCURE!

jaredgood1		2007-10-22 06:14:44 PM

Alyna_jf: phlegmmo: I heard, 'Grrrrrrrrrrrr,' " Maria Lopez recounted in Spanish.

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

Roll the R with breath that smells like feet.

Isn't that Italian?

drjekel_mrhyde		2007-10-22 06:15:04 PM

In Chicago we have Bears

dc-kid		2007-10-22 06:15:40 PM

phlegmmo: I heard, 'Grrrrrrrrrrrr,' " Maria Lopez recounted in Spanish.

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

win

jaylectricity		2007-10-22 06:17:09 PM

Yes mastah, let me stand down while you finger f*ck my wife.

/crash
//random
///don't know Y

Bathia_Mapes		2007-10-22 06:19:09 PM

I can has baby back ribs?

GeekEGuy		2007-10-22 06:19:55 PM

Mountain Lions??? Pashawww!!

Alyna_jf		2007-10-22 06:20:12 PM

jaredgood1: Alyna_jf: phlegmmo: I heard, 'Grrrrrrrrrrrr,' " Maria Lopez recounted in Spanish.

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

Roll the R with breath that smells like feet.

Isn't that Italian?

naw, Italians smell like ass sweat.

partridgestorm		2007-10-22 06:20:33 PM

ufsteph		2007-10-22 06:22:06 PM

So cute...and yet so willing to rip your neck off.

The Invisible Sky Wizard		2007-10-22 06:22:50 PM

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Um, I would be wondering where mom was.

Mom's a smart kitty. I use my offspring as bait too.

Fracktober		2007-10-22 06:24:17 PM

FTA: "I turned around and looked up and - Ay mamacita!"

Anyone care to make an "Ay Mamacita, get in the car! Its a Lion!"?

Th3Guy		2007-10-22 06:25:18 PM

Alyna_jf: jaredgood1: Alyna_jf: phlegmmo: I heard, 'Grrrrrrrrrrrr,' " Maria Lopez recounted in Spanish.

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

Roll the R with breath that smells like feet.

Isn't that Italian?

naw, ~~Italians~~ Arabs smell like ass sweat.

FTFY

Ilmarinen		2007-10-22 06:27:03 PM

It looked like a baby lion.

We didn't expect a lion

after seeing the lion

It's not a lion, people! Puma, cougar, Felis concolor, whatever you like but no lion. They don't live in America (except in captivity). It's not a panther, either.

Incidentally, the cougar is the largest feline that is not classified as a "big cat" i.e. the genus Panthera. Though it is larger than a leopard, it lacks the ability to roar and therefore (among other criteria) belongs to the "small cats" (Felis).

caramel corn for president please		2007-10-22 06:33:05 PM

TFA: her poodle-mix.

Mmm, poodle mix. I doesn't come with enough melba toasties, though.

Savage Belief		2007-10-22 06:34:25 PM

phlegmmo: What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

"grrrrrrrrr-o"

mab1823		2007-10-22 06:40:47 PM

phlegmmo: I heard, 'Grrrrrrrrrrrr,' " Maria Lopez recounted in Spanish.

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

I came in to say exactly this.

/you just trill the Rs.

VictoryCabal		2007-10-22 06:41:32 PM

Awwwwww...... It's adorable!

mab1823		2007-10-22 06:41:32 PM

eclypsyr: phlegmmo

What's Spanish for "grrrrrrrrr"?

You have to roll the Rs.

And had I gone down but a few more posts, I would've seen how redundant and useless I am.

/sigh
//grrrr

Rat		2007-10-22 06:41:45 PM

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