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Knight without armor
2007-10-21 04:44:24 PM
Link (new window)
 
pwhp_67
2007-10-21 04:55:15 PM
Knight without armor: Link (new window)

Plantain (with condom)


Heh
 
z_gringo [TotalFark]
2007-10-21 05:09:04 PM
Heh.. very nice, submitter..
 
Cewley [TotalFark]
2007-10-21 05:23:55 PM
made my eyes water.
 
sarcastrow
2007-10-21 06:40:30 PM
Good headline, made me laugh, +1
 
rurdy
2007-10-21 06:41:21 PM
but how it got there remains a mystery

Uh-huh...
 
Rat
2007-10-21 06:41:50 PM
but how it got there remains a mystery

© not really hard to imagine, really
 
whatshisname
2007-10-21 06:43:54 PM
When they got it out, the contents tasted like Budweiser.
 
ChicagoJohn
2007-10-21 06:44:23 PM
Since it's coming from Africa, I'm sure he'll blame a woman and some sort of witchcraft or spirit for his self-inflicted mistake.
 
Roto-Rot
2007-10-21 06:44:46 PM
"It would have been too painful. He would have had to use a whole length of his arm," Okoth said

The mystery is deep...
 
The Grinch
2007-10-21 06:44:52 PM
Lemmiwinks seen checking into AA.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2007-10-21 06:44:55 PM
Remarkable.
 
McFifenstein
2007-10-21 06:44:57 PM
You laugh,
like you've never tried to poop in a bottle.
poor guy probably just slipped.

/for shame!
 
dougfm
2007-10-21 06:45:44 PM
www.reelfilm.com
"Feeling freaky bro?"
 
The Invisible Sky Wizard
2007-10-21 06:45:55 PM
but how it got there remains a mystery.

My guess is Crisco and a forgotten safeword.
 
Interrupted Infinitum
2007-10-21 06:46:38 PM
Kenya get this thing out of me? It hurts like hell.


/so very sorry
 
kidsizedcoffin
2007-10-21 06:49:11 PM
dougfm: "Feeling freaky bro?"

The gods (of rectal trauma) must be crazy.

/Damn near killed him.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2007-10-21 06:50:37 PM
Ted Kennedy?
 
bookelly
2007-10-21 06:51:17 PM
+1 - that's some funny sh*t.
 
NickBush24 [TotalFark]
2007-10-21 06:51:32 PM
It was a million-to-one shot, doc! A million-to-one!
 
ElegantGoose
2007-10-21 06:51:37 PM
Don't anally rape me with a beer bottle, bro!

or

Say one more thing about my mother, and I'm gonna shove that damn bottle up your ass!

The world may never know.
 
Sahrial
2007-10-21 06:52:22 PM
It was a one in a million shot doc... one in a million shot.
 
inkling79
2007-10-21 06:53:01 PM
Rectum? Dang near killed 'im.
 
weemonkey
2007-10-21 06:53:05 PM
And this thread is useless without pics.
 
Sahrial
2007-10-21 06:53:42 PM
NickBush24: It was a million-to-one shot, doc! A million-to-one!

Damn you!!! And you even got it correct... I'm out!
 
proton
2007-10-21 06:55:09 PM
content.pyzam.com
 
JSTACAT
2007-10-21 06:55:16 PM
Word of the day:
klismaphiliac

word of the week :
cropophagic

// Fark is so 'educational'

once i called a realestate agent Truculent, he quit arguement to demand what it meant, I grinned..
next time hehe...
 
kb7rky
2007-10-21 06:56:45 PM
weemonkey: And this thread is useless without pics.

This thread is just fine without pix, thankyouverymuch!
 
mkiii
2007-10-21 06:58:04 PM
did they find the bottle cap? he was probably just trying to open it.
 
weemonkey
2007-10-21 07:00:04 PM
kb7rky: weemonkey: And this thread is useless without pics.

This thread is just fine without pix, thankyouverymuch!

You sir, are no fun.
 
Will Continue to Monitor
2007-10-21 07:01:07 PM
Nice chute-ing, subby!
 
Bit'O'Gristle
2007-10-21 07:05:27 PM
Nairobi - Doctors in central Kenya have successfully removed an empty half-litre (one-pint) beer bottle from a man's colon, say reports, but how it got there remains a mystery


Nairobi- no flag on moon.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2007-10-21 07:05:28 PM
i22.photobucket.com
 
dictyboy
2007-10-21 07:06:16 PM
RTFA, it says he admits to doing it himself, but the doctors say he must have been assaulted and is too embarrassed to admit it, that he couldn't have done it himself.
 
tangentman
2007-10-21 07:06:56 PM
Hmmmm

cdn.davesdaily.com
 
litespeed74
2007-10-21 07:09:57 PM
That's one way to drink MGD.
 
Manic_Repressive
2007-10-21 07:10:21 PM
i106.photobucket.com
 
King Something
2007-10-21 07:12:04 PM
In before asstunnel
 
yotta
2007-10-21 07:18:17 PM
Okoth said it was nearly impossible for the man to have done that by himself.

Bull! The hospital administrator obviously hasn't seen the same Internet stuff I have seen.
 
elemcee
2007-10-21 07:19:00 PM
Knight without armor: Link (new window)

Kangaroo tumor#

# unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually inserted into rectum

Unique.
 
liquidlen
2007-10-21 07:22:18 PM
i51.photobucket.com

Impressed. And a little relieved.
 
Just Drawn That Way [TotalFark]
2007-10-21 07:32:33 PM
I had a friend who worked at a VA hospital and would tell the funniest stories about such things.

My favorites:

A guy with a carrot "up there" who claimed to have "fallen in his garden".

An overweight guy who passed out in a disco in skintight clothing. When it was cut away to provide better breathing room, he was found to have tied a big sausage to his...erm...sausage.
 
shirtsbyeric
2007-10-21 07:35:00 PM
Rectum? Shiat it nearly killed him!
/Richard Pryor r.i.p.
 
JSTACAT
2007-10-21 07:35:19 PM
unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually inserted into rectum""

//dayumm thats bad word pic...
mumble that quickly next time youre asked for a driver's licence...
 
squidloe
2007-10-21 07:35:27 PM
One in a million shot Doc, one in a million.
 
Dream Sniper
2007-10-21 07:36:55 PM
From the article:
Although the man, whose identity was not disclosed, said he had pushed the bottle through his rectum, Okoth said it was nearly impossible for the man to have done that by himself. "It would have been too painful. He would have had to use a whole length of his arm," Okoth said.

That's what friends are for. Obviously he has a really close one.
 
PCX
2007-10-21 07:39:51 PM
Another responsible a-hole.

dougfm That guy's nose got squished so hard it moved up to his cheeks.
 
fillg
2007-10-21 07:43:07 PM
whatshisname: When they got it out, the contents tasted like Budweiser Buttweiser.

FTFY
 
Oznog
2007-10-21 08:14:29 PM
blog.muchmusic.com

Where do you find bottles in rectums?
Only in Kenyaaaaa....
 
cyber_slacker
2007-10-21 08:18:47 PM
for wise men know what a fool you make of them... To a nunery, go!
 
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