Aristocrats
/get it out of the way

Them Duke boys sure do know how to throw a party.

ALLRIGHT!

I own a Suzuki Sidekick, was bored, and was wondering what to do this weekend!

And lo, the mystical, magickal internet giveth...

THANK YOU FARK!!!!!

Maybe his eyesight was so bad that he thought it was a farmers market.

Being Caturday, I read that as "Cat" instead of "Car".

/meowtch

The Aristocrats!!

Jeez, i cant even see it was already used, and in the Weeners nonetheless.

/-1 for me

Man, this thread has not gone my way

Weeners = Boobies

I read that as 'cat' instead of 'car' at first, and was like "so what, my cat's done that."

/lol

I give up

/first?
//just to see what it gives me this time

south park was never more right

slideaway: Man, this thread has not gone my way

Weeners = Boobies

Lulz...

So did they ever find the Old Country Buffet?

Good use of the Florida tag. "The driver, 71..." No shiat.

potstiekam: south park was never more right






amen

Elvis Von Brainiac: Maybe his eyesight was so bad that he thought it was a farmers market.

I was actually thinking along similar lines. In both cases the old driver mistook the gas for the brake.

Now, would this be homeowners, auto, act of God, or FARK insurance?

FTA "If anyone was in the path of the vehicle, they would have definitely been killed," said police Sgt. Joe McHugh.
That's some good policework there, Johnson.

slideaway: I give up

/first?
//just to see what it gives me this time

hehe, filterPwned.

billy joel!

Seventy-one, people.
I propose a new law that says you can't collect social security benefits without retaking the driving exam.
Also, cockpunch to submitter for misleading headline.
Skip the video folks, it's just two nattering asshats going on about how the car jumped the pool AS WELL AS the hot tub.

I never knew that the new General Lee was a Suzuki Sidekick.

/Just some good ol boys....
// Never knew that John Schinder was THAT old!

why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
because she was a woman.


/BA ZING

I love it when places i've lived show up on Fark. Coral Springs. The place has neither. Man, i'm so glad i escaped...

Sounds like Charlie Sheen channeling Ted Kennedy on his way to Gary Busey's house.

was the house next door to a farmers' market or a country Kitchen Buffet?

Didn't the homeowner seem just a little bit too happy for having her house condemned?

Or was she just keeping in mind the large sum of money she was going to extract from the old man's insurance company?

I read that as "cow" instead of "car" and thought I would be watching the greatest video ever.

FTFA -...cited for failure to use due care

No kidding. What about wreckless driving? Old guy needs to be de-licensed.

I guess the high speed pizza delivery guy didn't know they put a pool in.

/obscure?

Well it was a nice home. . .

I live in Florida and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Seriously, I second the motion to retest everyone old enough for Social Security...
//Hope the old guy loses his license and has to drive one of those stupid golf cart thingies to the country buffet next time... can't smash through a fence with those carts.

Kimpak: FTFA -...cited for failure to use due care

No kidding. What about wreckless driving? Old guy needs to be de-licensed.

Hehe... I see what you did there. If the accident was 'wreck'-less, then they couldn't charge him with 'reckless' driving.

superluminal girl: I guess the high speed pizza delivery guy didn't know they put a pool in.

/obscure?

With no skateboarder backup, the mafia is going to be mighty upset when mr. flabby whiteass in the burbclave down the street doesn't get his 'za.

As if anything's obscure anymore.

As soon as I read the headline, I thought "I bet it's an old fart who was confused by the two pedals he/she has been using for the last 50 years, yet for some reason still has a license".

Police said Antonia Yabut, 71, of Coral Springs, was eastbound on Atlantic Avenue at about 12:08 p.m. when he apparently hit the accelerator instead of his brake

What do I win?

Something is not right about this story. To do the damage he did, he must have been riding the accelerator all the way. Stuck accellerator? Suicide by Suzuki? Dementia?

All I can say is TTIWWP!

parkerlewis

Me too. I was sorely dissapointed by the 'Car'

/Yay dylsexia
//waitaminute

subby here, sorry about the confusion regarding "with video", maybe you'll forgive me because...
woohoo, finally, my first greenlight!!!

This actually happened near where I live while I was helping a friend move. For a while they were unsure of how to get the car out... because there was a pool in the way

OK, lets clear this up, because it pisses me, and I'm sure alot of you off every time we all see it.

The (with video) suffix is for use when there is video of said accident, stunt, event on the page of the story. For example if the owner of the house was videotaping her kids playing in the back yard, and then caught the car coming thru the fence, over the pool and going into the house, the (with video) tag would be appropriate. The tag is NOT for use when there is video of the news crew talking to the homeowner and police afterwards.

$5 says this guy lives in 'Cemetery' Village.

Slider = White Castle burger
Slider != Sliding glass door (unless you live in Fla)