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(Politicker NJ)   Good news: San Francisco eliminates its homeless problem. Bad news: Now it has a goat problem   ( knbc.com) divider line
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2007-10-19 07:25:09 PM  
Who ya gonna call? GOATBUSTERS!
 
2007-10-19 07:27:09 PM  
Problem?
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2007-10-19 07:36:53 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2007-10-19 07:43:57 PM  
Don't worry San Fransisco, if you ignore her, she will go away.

www.starpulse.com
 
2007-10-19 08:47:59 PM  
I didn't RTFA, so I'm just guessing gangs of wild goats ate the homeless. Once goats get the taste for human flesh, they'll never go back to tin cans again. This is problematic.
 
2007-10-19 08:50:13 PM  
Peaceboy: I didn't RTFA, so I'm just guessing gangs of wild goats ate the homeless. Once goats get the taste for human flesh, they'll never go back to tin cans again. This is problematic.

NOM NOM NOM!
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2007-10-19 08:51:33 PM  
Hot sexy goats
 
2007-10-19 09:22:39 PM  
This isn't a problem. I know a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on goat meat.

/skinner
 
2007-10-19 10:32:35 PM  
Peaceboy: I didn't RTFA, so I'm just guessing gangs of wild goats ate the homeless. Once goats get the taste for human flesh, they'll never go back to tin cans again. This is problematic.

It worked at NC State with the kudzu...
 
eno
2007-10-19 10:33:09 PM  
this thread=fap fap fap

/aint tellin if its for goats or girls
 
2007-10-19 10:35:17 PM  
They fed the homeless to the goats?
 
2007-10-19 10:37:02 PM  
Calling Aberforth Dumbledore. Come in Aberforth.
 
2007-10-19 10:38:35 PM  
That's what happens when you eliminate the goat's natural predator.
 
2007-10-19 10:39:03 PM  
indenture: Hot sexy goats

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/that's hawt
 
2007-10-19 10:39:07 PM  
I have an irrational fear of goats, yet I clicked this thread knowing what I would find.

Now I won't sleep.
 
2007-10-19 10:39:22 PM  
This one is pretty damn obvious...... The ghays used their magic to turn the homeless into goats.
 
2007-10-19 10:40:24 PM  
will not hit a goat - sharp knees
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2007-10-19 10:42:46 PM  
San Francisco's Next Problem...
www.collider.com
 
2007-10-19 10:45:13 PM  
A flame thrower would have been as effective. An five times as cool!
 
2007-10-19 10:46:15 PM  
This kinda reminds me of Seattle in the early 90s when they had that goatee problem
 
2007-10-19 10:46:38 PM  
Wow... just wow. I'm abashed at the vast number of farkers spouting off at great length about a subject they know nothing about.

My advice to everyone reading this thread; for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT follow the advice of anyone in this thread.

I have read several of the above posts that give potentially life-threatenting and deadly 'goat advice,' too many to quote one at a time.

I want to repeat: do not follow the advice of anyone in this thread. Go ask a licensed goat farmer. Thank you.

/And I thought the anti-goat people were nuts.
//Congratulations, Man On Pink Corner. You are the new Rotsky.
 
2007-10-19 10:47:02 PM  
Jeez, they needed to do something. Last time I was in SF you couldn't walk on the grass in most parks because of the used syringes everywhere.

/plus, goats are cool.
 
2007-10-19 10:50:24 PM  
oh I get it...there's a filter on that
 
2007-10-19 10:50:36 PM  
Well... they could always eat the goats.

They aren't a problem when they're delicious.
 
2007-10-19 10:54:54 PM  
Buckster: My advice to everyone reading this thread; for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT follow the advice of anyone in this thread.

So goats aren't delicious?


What the diddly are you talking about?
 
2007-10-19 10:57:10 PM  
Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards goats are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards goats?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards goats.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
 
2007-10-19 11:05:58 PM  
goats could solve more problems, if you just gave them a chance.
 
2007-10-19 11:06:58 PM  
If the goats have homes, I really don't see the problem here...
 
2007-10-19 11:08:30 PM  
elliothtz: Wanted for questioning.

Enlighten me - who is that?
 
2007-10-19 11:09:42 PM  
I thought that town has a GOAT-- problem already.
 
2007-10-19 11:13:01 PM  
It's really not a bad idea,better than spraying a defoliant on the area and some goat farmer got to board his goats for free,plus get paid $15,000...
 
2007-10-19 11:27:22 PM  
Buckster: Wow... just wow. I'm abashed at the vast number of farkers spouting off at great length about a subject they know nothing about.

My advice to everyone reading this thread; for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT follow the advice of anyone in this thread.

I have read several of the above posts that give potentially life-threatenting and deadly 'goat advice,' too many to quote one at a time.

I want to repeat: do not follow the advice of anyone in this thread. Go ask a licensed goat farmer. Thank you.

/And I thought the anti-goat people were nuts.
//Congratulations, Man On Pink Corner. You are the new Rotsky.


OK. That is the funniest thing I have read all night.

/hmmm. I think I will now call myself a "Goat Security Expert".
//call it herd instinct.
 
2007-10-19 11:31:10 PM  
I came for the Simpsons reference, and it was nanded who rose to the occasion. Well done, sir. You are a True American HeroTM.
 
2007-10-19 11:37:48 PM  
killiemary
It's really not a bad idea,better than spraying a defoliant on the area and some goat farmer got to board his goats for free,plus get paid $15,000...

Primary benefit: fire prevention.
 
2007-10-19 11:40:57 PM  
I'm proud to live on Billy Goat Hill!

/No, not Corona Heights
//Billy Goat Hill, for real baby!
 
2007-10-19 11:41:20 PM  
They haven't eliminated any homeless - the homeless have simply all moved here to the East Bay.
 
2007-10-19 11:42:20 PM  
What? No South Park reference yet?

Bum 1: You got any spare change?
All bums in sight: chaaaaange!
 
2007-10-19 11:52:35 PM  
Can someone do me a favor and identify the blonde in elliothtz's post? There are some kittens that need to die...
 
2007-10-20 12:05:52 AM  
simpsonfan: They went south, to Santa Monica

I wish...
 
2007-10-20 12:09:26 AM  
You guys can't recognise Michelle Pfeiffer?????

/turned a d00d into a goat in Stardust
//hotly.
 
2007-10-20 12:24:15 AM  
Step 1) Use goats to eat the homeless.
Step 2) Use lions to eat he goats.
Step 3) Profit?
 
2007-10-20 12:29:06 AM  
stewiethegreat: They haven't eliminated any homeless - the homeless have simply all moved here to the East Bay.

They stopped in the East Bay? Thank god, we don't need anymore in Sacramento, especially after the governor cut the homeless mental health program here.
 
2007-10-20 12:35:36 AM  
Teleken some gemini is correct!
 
2007-10-20 12:35:38 AM  
some gemini: You guys can't recognise Michelle Pfeiffer?????

/turned a d00d into a goat in Stardust
//hotly.


Had my suspicions, hadn't seen that shot before. Thank you kindly.

/The kittens are hiding now...
 
2007-10-20 12:40:41 AM  
SFO does not have a homeless problem, it has a vagrant and bum problem.
 
2007-10-20 12:40:42 AM  
San Francisco also has a problem of naked men jerking off out their apartment window onto the jubilant crowds below. (pops) (NSFW)

VERY NSFW I TELLS YA!
 
2007-10-20 12:46:56 AM  
Ikahoshi: So goats aren't delicious?

I'm sure they are. Go ahead and try it.

What the diddly are you talking about?

See the Hello Kitty AK47 story.
 
2007-10-20 01:04:34 AM  
I can has the Goat Sects now?
 
2007-10-20 01:13:38 AM  
Ya know, Goats can only eat so many homeless people before they get a tummy ache.
I mean, do they even clean the tin cans out of the homeless peoples guts before they feed them to the poor baby goats.
/DRTFA
 
2007-10-20 01:19:08 AM  
Special thanks to Bleaty McNomerson for driving all those homeless a whole two blocks over into my neighborhood park.

Though I admit it was pretty chock-full already.
 
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