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(Philly.com)   Actual headline: "Hey We're not just fat -- we're ugly, too"   (philly.com) divider line 72
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2007-10-19 08:49:37 PM  
Yeah, Minneapolis the last week of January is colder than fark.

dss902, you are so going to hell.
 
2007-10-19 08:50:09 PM  
Every time I left Philly, I noticed people in general looked better. I thought is was just psychological at first. Then I discovered that PA has the second oldest population in the States. Then the article about Philly being the fattest. Now this.

I've gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing I ever do...
 
2007-10-19 08:51:32 PM  
Gordon Bennett

I hadn't particularly noticed #1 or #5, actually.

#2 is very cute, nice smile, and I like the sort of 80's off the shoulder look she has there. Pity she doesn't know how to sit while wearing a short dress.

#3 is terrifying, and will haunt my nightmares for weeks to come. I can't look away. She will devour my soul.

Either that, or it is just a bad picture. Hard to tell.

Finally, WTF is #4 wearing? It looks like a tablecloth wrapped around her and knotted into the fourth dimension.


Wow you actually noticed their hairdos and clothes?

Dude...WTF?
 
2007-10-19 08:53:36 PM  
Mucha Cerveza: Miami cubanitas

i'll take the second from the left, thanks
 
2007-10-19 09:02:10 PM  
Who the fark does a study to determine what cities have the ugliest people. Jesus Christ, do something productive with your time... like, I don't know... curing ugly?
 
2007-10-19 09:02:16 PM  
Favorite bumpersticker seen in New York...

"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet."
 
2007-10-19 09:06:57 PM  
OurLadyOfPerpetualLaundry
Favorite bumpersticker seen in New York...

"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet."


XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Churchill did it better...

Lady Astor, aghast at a party. "Mr. Churchill you're drunk!"

Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly."
 
2007-10-19 09:08:13 PM  
Dumb all over,
a little ugly on the side
Dumb all over,
a little ugly on the side
 
2007-10-19 09:14:40 PM  
Jesus Christ, do something productive with your time... like, I don't know... curing ugly?


It's been pretty much cured. If exercise and weight lifting don't do the trick, augmenting that with a nose job and perhaps cheek implants probably will.


Now, if you could cure laziness and our addiction to HFCS, then you'd be on to something.



/ one of the beautiful ones

// I'd put the women of Santa Barbara up against any other city in the country
 
2007-10-19 09:16:36 PM  
Most of the Wisconsin folks are in (or headed for) Miami right about now.
 
2007-10-19 09:26:42 PM  
I live in San Francisco, and I love it here. We do have some hot gals here (just make sure there's no Adam's apple). But we rank higher than New York? No farking way. I've lived in New York and L.A., too. New York, hands down.
 
2007-10-19 09:50:16 PM  
Thank god Baltimore wasn't on that list of cities.
 
2007-10-19 09:56:53 PM  
Miami cubanitas - from the female perspective.

In order, things I thought when looking at this picture:

1) What's with the red eyes- they a covey of vampires or what? Maneater takes on a new meaning.
2) Bet they all went to the same plastic surgeon for their breast augmentations. 5 women having absolutely identical cleavage... coincidence? I think not.
3) Damn, what GREAT SHOES they're all wearing...

/just sayin'
 
2007-10-19 10:51:10 PM  
I'm a blonde haired, blue eyed, chick from Minneapolis so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

/obligatory
 
2007-10-19 10:51:28 PM  
Portland needs to be moved to the bottom of the list, Dallas needs to move up. Moved to Portland 18 months ago from Dallas, and I have to say Portland has some of the dumpiest, frumpiest and fattest people I have ever seen. Oh, and yes, I have spent time in Philly.
 
2007-10-19 11:06:22 PM  
I'm from Philly and I think it's accurate.

:(
 
2007-10-20 12:44:44 AM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Where them white wimmans at?


//ever notice pretty white women go for ugly black men (Seal) me being a fine chocolate man can't seem to get many


Guide to getting quality white (and probably other) wimmins if you're black (some of these apply even if you're white or any other race):

1. Ditch the cornrows. They used to say "thug life".. but that has changed and now they say "broke and has a crappy job".

2. Smile in your photos. This whole thing about looking tough in photos sucks.

3. Wear something "nice". One sign of money (and most women love money, although I must admit I earn my own way) is your clothes. No I don't mean the nicest FUBU or Ecko shirt you can find at the mall, I mean a polo shirt, even better if it's a Polo brand shirt. Tuck it in.

4. Your pants are to sit at your waist. This is really important to quality wimmins. It's better if you wear a belt. Even better if you're wearing khakis. Sure you might think you look "nerdy", but you will attract white wimmins.

5. Sh*t, dog. Don't curse. Don't say the N word. Use correct English. (This is what separates me from the upper class I guess cause I talk "down home Florida" and "cuss" a lot.

6. Manners. Most guys today don't have any. Opening her door, pulling out her chair will send her a message. That message is "sleep with me tonight".

7. The hidden things: she won't notice these right away, but when she does it will be a red flag. Your job. Is it a job or a career? It's time to grow up. Your credit. You're no good as a father of a potential family if you have none or horrible credit... something women have in the back of their mind even f they don't think about it right away is the family unit and how will you fit into it. It's natural. (Actually I break the norm here too).

8. Do you like kids? If you have a nephew you can show around town, I swear he can help you attract women. A puppy works too.

9. Do you do charity work? Nothing is hotter than a volunteer guy.. One of the guys at my college was cute.. and then one day he told us he coaches mentally disabled kids baseball..= WAY HOT.


There you go; the short guide to getting wimmins.
 
2007-10-20 12:51:37 AM  
Mucha Cerveza: Miami cubanitas

vegetable, woman, woman, man, bigfoot

I was going to bust you for your use of the plural, but I guess you're right: there are two women there.
 
2007-10-20 01:54:45 AM  
San Diegoans? I think the writer watched Anchorman one too many times. It's San DiegANS.
 
2007-10-20 02:14:52 AM  
From detroit. Love Chicago. Live in Boston. Had a gf in NYC for a long time. Friends in SC. Was in Florida for while.

Maybe I don't have enough west coast experience...

but when I was in texas for five weeks...

TEXAS HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD PER CAPITA!

It was disgusting. They breed them to look good... and if they don't look good, they cut them to make them look good..

/ok, so it's all in the eye of the beholder. but still. I was only there for five weeks and I was still amazed...
//traveled europe too!
 
2007-10-20 07:55:27 AM  
Those Cuban chicks in that photo are incredibly hot, but you can tell they're gonna plump up fast.
 
2007-10-20 09:09:44 AM  
FTA: According to 60,000 respondents to the magazine's online survey, Philadelphians are slightly more repulsive than Washingtonians (24), Dallasites (23) and San Antonions (22) but way uglier than Miamians (1), San Diegoans (2) and Charlestonians (3).

Wo0ty woot! The NY Times' opinion:
"Factors such as habitual pearl-wearing, time spent at the beach, proficiency in the Carolina Shag, and a diet of fried foods, green beans, and oysters have all played an instrumental role in ranking South Carolina 1st by a National Hottie Report. The Palmetto State is renowned as being a perfect, exclusively southern area filled with smiling faces, beautiful places, and the sweetest and most charming girls in the country."
~The New York Times
 
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