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(Philly.com)   Actual headline: "Hey We're not just fat -- we're ugly, too"   (philly.com) divider line 72
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2007-10-19 05:26:23 PM  
post.oftheday.com.au

Yo mamma...
 
2007-10-19 05:55:43 PM  
I just moved to the city and let me say, I'm working on this problem.
 
2007-10-19 06:47:15 PM  
for the curious
megain.smugmug.com
 
2007-10-19 07:18:55 PM  
I call bullshiat to this just look at who is #3
 
2007-10-19 07:20:12 PM  
I'm from Miami, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2007-10-19 07:20:48 PM  
Obviously, they've never been to Houston.
 
2007-10-19 07:21:54 PM  
according to Travel & Leisure Magazine
 
2007-10-19 07:22:58 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: I call bullshiat to this just look at who is #3

colbert is going to kick your ass. don't be dissing his springboard state to the presidency and beyond. wtf are you thinking?
 
2007-10-19 07:23:21 PM  
Austin should be 1 or 2 on this. And Dallas 23??? Last time I was there the milfitude was unbelievable.
 
2007-10-19 07:23:27 PM  
in at #5
 
2007-10-19 07:23:36 PM  
I'm from San Diego, so I'm really getting a subdued kick out of these replies ...
 
2007-10-19 07:23:38 PM  
somehow, I feel dumber for having read that article.
 
2007-10-19 07:24:19 PM  
Hey youse! Yougottaproblemwitdat?
 
2007-10-19 07:24:20 PM  
Phoenix/Scottsdale was only 13th? That's amazing. This city, especially Scottsdale, freaks me out with how "pretty" everyone is. Most of them are blonde, untouched Mormons, or LA rejects, so I figured it'd be higher on the list.

Maybe they're counteracted by the Mexicans/Native Americans, people who are often regarded as less attractive? I wonder how they decided what makes people attractive or not, not that I want this to turn into a post-modern "EVERYTHING IS VALID! THERE ARE NO STANDARDS!" rant.
 
2007-10-19 07:27:13 PM  
my 2 hometown cities are number 6 and 10. living in Finland now. folks pretty much look the same as elsewhere, just more blonde
 
2007-10-19 07:28:20 PM  
Salacious Salad: Austin should be 1 or 2 on this. And Dallas 23??? Last time I was there the milfitude was unbelievable.

I went to grad school there and the women are UNBELIEVABLE. Christ, I've spent the last 15 years since bragging about it. What twats are responsible for this idiocy?
 
2007-10-19 07:29:09 PM  
i22.tinypic.com
Where them white wimmans at?


//ever notice pretty white women go for ugly black men (Seal) me being a fine chocolate man can't seem to get many
 
2007-10-19 07:29:18 PM  
I would've thought that the number of leathery pucker faced retirees would cancel out the number of beautiful people in Miami.
 
2007-10-19 07:30:19 PM  
Seattle? Where everyone looks like either a drowned elf or an albino walrus? Yarf. We should be way the hell up there!
 
2007-10-19 07:31:27 PM  
Cue sharp knees picture in 5...4...3...
 
2007-10-19 07:33:15 PM  
Dude I thought Dallas was known for being one of the meccas for hot chicks? I live in the Bay now and lived in Dallas, and I'd say Dallas chicks are WAAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter than Frisco chicks. I'd say better than Austin too, but all of Texas has hot ass chicks for some reason. Maybe Dallas males or something are just really farkin ugly, so they did it like that, idk. What a shiatty list. Also why is Dallas lumped in with Ft Worth, but Frisco ain't lumped in with Oakland? This list is so damn flawed.
 
2007-10-19 07:35:06 PM  
Oh and Dallas has way hotter women than New York. Most chicks from up north don't got it like the south and west coast do.
 
2007-10-19 07:35:47 PM  
Author of article has obviously never been to Seattle. I've heard someone say "attractive or Seattle attractive"
 
2007-10-19 07:36:44 PM  
this spoiled it for McComb, Mississippi
i20.tinypic.com
 
2007-10-19 07:37:07 PM  
TheJoe03: Oh and Dallas has way hotter women than New York. Most chicks from up north don't got it like the south and west coast do.

And Southern girls (at least the ones I know) have no problem drinking until 4 in the morning and still having a wild time with you and their girlfriends...Sigh. I miss the damn south. Never thought I'd say that!!
 
2007-10-19 07:39:50 PM  
TheJoe03: Oh and Dallas has way hotter women than New York. Most chicks from up north don't got it like the south and west coast do.

Went to SMU in Dallas...Holy Schnikies. Incredible. And the rest of Dallas was bountiful as well. These dickheads were probably the big L Ron Hubbard turds from the literary thread.
 
2007-10-19 07:40:06 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: I call bullshiat to this just look at who is #3

blogs.commercialappeal.com
Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!
 
2007-10-19 07:40:16 PM  
TheJoe03: Dude I thought Dallas was known for being one of the meccas for hot chicks? I live in the Bay now and lived in Dallas, and I'd say Dallas chicks are WAAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter than Frisco chicks. I'd say better than Austin too, but all of Texas has hot ass chicks for some reason. Maybe Dallas males or something are just really farkin ugly, so they did it like that, idk. What a shiatty list. Also why is Dallas lumped in with Ft Worth, but Frisco ain't lumped in with Oakland? This list is so damn flawed.

I've never been to Texas but according to little Texas God blessed Texas with his own hand and brought down angels from the promised land.
 
2007-10-19 07:40:42 PM  
Allen. The end.: Seattle? Where everyone looks like either a drowned elf or an albino walrus? Yarf. We should be way the hell up there!


We're good looking, but all of us could use some time in a tanning booth.
 
2007-10-19 07:40:54 PM  
I'm fat and ugly, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies ...

/OK, just fat
 
2007-10-19 07:41:25 PM  

//ever notice pretty white women go for ugly black men (Seal) me being a fine chocolate man can't seem to get many



I'm willing to bet that Seal has a lot more money than you. That might be part of it.
 
2007-10-19 07:43:20 PM  
a326.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

/nuffin
 
2007-10-19 07:44:07 PM  
I've been to Philly. Great food, as good as SF or NO, so long as you like cheese steaks, Greek, Italian, and generic American.

/The strippers are only so-so.
 
2007-10-19 07:47:31 PM  
This thread has worth without pictures
 
2007-10-19 07:52:52 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: this spoiled it for McComb, Mississippi

I could have lived the rest of my live without seeing that.


***
"I'm a single guy so I can say, in all honesty, that while I don't traditionally look at men to determine how attractive they are, I can tell you that we have the most attractive women of any city
***
Sure, we believe ya.
 
2007-10-19 07:55:10 PM  
iron_city_ap: This thread has worth without pictures

third pic in YIS for Miami
i20.tinypic.com
 
2007-10-19 07:56:22 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Where them white wimmans at?

Hang on. I thought that was a chick...
 
2007-10-19 07:56:27 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: iron_city_ap: This thread has worth without pictures

third pic in YIS for Miami


Yowza.
 
2007-10-19 07:56:31 PM  
Don't forget surly. Look, they have to compete with Baltimore!
 
2007-10-19 07:59:37 PM  
Aren't women only half the population of any given city?

Sure, those beach bunnies and longhorn-riding Texas girls might be hot, but European men tend to be way hotter than our doughy generic-American and Southern counterparts. Maybe that's why cities like NY are higher up on the list?

/just a thought
 
2007-10-19 07:59:48 PM  
Miami cubanitas

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2007-10-19 08:07:04 PM  
Mucha Cerveza: Miami cubanitas

If I weren't broke I would sponsor you for that pic.

\ From Philly
\\Hates it
\\\Would rather be back in California
 
2007-10-19 08:07:50 PM  
Mucha Cerveza: Miami cubanitas

saving that to fap tonight
those ones on the ends om nom nom nom
 
2007-10-19 08:08:59 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: I call bullshiat to this just look at who is #3


South Carolina is LOADED with attractive women. so is just about every southern state with an SEC college that isn't named Mississippi State.
 
2007-10-19 08:10:40 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Mucha Cerveza: Miami cubanitas

saving that to fap tonight
those ones on the ends om nom nom nom


The one on the far right...high holy living fark.
 
2007-10-19 08:15:51 PM  
Well, it makes sense. The biggest furry convention is held there, after all.
 
2007-10-19 08:35:37 PM  
Pontus and the Nail Drivers: drjekel_mrhyde: Mucha Cerveza: Miami cubanitas

saving that to fap tonight
those ones on the ends om nom nom nom

The one on the far right...high holy living fark.


That's a mid-op tranny, baby!
 
2007-10-19 08:43:07 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde 2007-10-19 07:29:09 PM

Where them white wimmans at?


//ever notice pretty white women go for ugly black men (Seal) me being a fine chocolate man can't seem to get many


If you're into de-white-she-devils then catch a flight to Minneapolis they really seem to be into the bruthas in that city...or is it the other way around?

Just get out of town before the end of October...cold as the dark side of the moon.

/Not picky about "race" just have some ba-donk-a-dunk
//Weeeell that was back when I was single though
 
2007-10-19 08:43:40 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Mucha Cerveza: Miami cubanitas

saving that to fap tonight
those ones on the ends om nom nom nom


I hadn't particularly noticed #1 or #5, actually.

#2 is very cute, nice smile, and I like the sort of 80's off the shoulder look she has there. Pity she doesn't know how to sit while wearing a short dress.

#3 is terrifying, and will haunt my nightmares for weeks to come. I can't look away. She will devour my soul.

Either that, or it is just a bad picture. Hard to tell.

Finally, WTF is #4 wearing? It looks like a tablecloth wrapped around her and knotted into the fourth dimension.
 
2007-10-19 08:45:07 PM  
i4.photobucket.com

/not ugly-just puked
 
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