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strangeguitar		2007-10-18 08:58:21 PM

Sign post up ahead........

sullyman		2007-10-18 09:03:07 PM

DECATUR, Ala. - Kim Ledford returned to her home after an extended absence and found a strange man in her bed and a woman wearing her clothes. Then another man walked up to question why she was in his house.
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Once police sorted things out, two were charged with burglary, Kelly Jo Moore, 45, and Cornelius Goode, 29. The man in the bed was not immediately identified or charged.

Decatur police spokesman Lt. Frank DeButy said Moore was wearing Ledford's clothes and said she would leave the home if it was causing a problem.

DeButy says Goode falsely claimed to be the owner of the residence. It's unclear how long the intruders had been living in the house.

DeButy said police also found drug paraphernalia on Moore.

Moore and Goode are currently living in the Morgan County Jail.

Reporter smack in the last line. Classic.

minidoxigirli		2007-10-18 09:07:11 PM

Well, honestly, who hasn't made that mistake before?

supichoo		2007-10-18 09:17:38 PM

sounds like the makings of a threesome with creampies

Manic_Repressive		2007-10-18 09:20:59 PM

We call that "Friday night" at our house.

Kyosuke		2007-10-18 09:34:06 PM

Was hers the third of three beds?

Seneca Doane		2007-10-18 09:39:16 PM

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste		2007-10-18 09:49:11 PM

Its always the strange guys. Do women never come home and find a normal guy in their bed, or do those cases simply go unreported?

Latch		2007-10-18 10:07:50 PM

The last line makes it awesome.

Soumac		2007-10-18 10:56:21 PM

And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

DaCricket		2007-10-18 11:24:39 PM

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: Its always the strange guys. Do women never come home and find a normal guy in their bed, or do those cases simply go unreported?

We keep the normal ones.

/what?

PenguinCam		2007-10-18 11:29:05 PM

Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!! Grammar, subby, frickin grammar!!!

If she returns home, then she finds.

Or, if she returned home, then she found.

/tense agreement and the difference between amount and number are pet peeves
//rant over, but stroke starting

eq		2007-10-19 12:44:10 AM

Mom ? Dad ?

I guess I have to make my own dinner again.

:(

100 Watt Walrus		2007-10-19 12:44:21 AM

PenguinCam: Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!! Grammar, subby, frickin grammar!!!

If she returns home, then she finds.

Or, if she returned home, then she found.

/tense agreement and the difference between amount and number are pet peeves
//rant over, but stroke starting

hey, at least its not something that happen in the 90's

Sahrial		2007-10-19 12:45:35 AM

Why the hell are the cops still taking her calls?

Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox		2007-10-19 12:47:14 AM

Jerry: This is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he's the same, but everyone else is different!
Kramer: Which one?
Jerry: They were all like that.

RannyGazoo		2007-10-19 12:49:25 AM

FARKING "daylight savings!"

drjekel_mrhyde		2007-10-19 12:50:43 AM

DaCricket: 5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: Its always the strange guys. Do women never come home and find a normal guy in their bed, or do those cases simply go unreported?

We keep the normal ones.

/what?

Ok I'll be over later leave the lights on

DickEverhard		2007-10-19 12:51:42 AM

WTF?

Bathia_Mapes		2007-10-19 12:52:18 AM

Love the last line of the article: Moore and Goode are currently living in the Morgan County Jail.

Obi-Juan		2007-10-19 01:05:31 AM

Sahrial

That's exactly what I thought of. Bravo.

nativefloridian		2007-10-19 01:06:48 AM

Aerophyre		2007-10-19 01:09:04 AM

Nentuaby		2007-10-19 01:12:28 AM

nativefloridian: DaCricket: 5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: Its always the strange guys. Do women never come home and find a normal guy in their bed, or do those cases simply go unreported?

We keep the normal ones.

/what?

Exactly. Would you complain if you found a sane, nice looking chick in your bed?

Little rule of thumb: if you unexpectedly find an unfamiliar woman in your bed, one of three things is up: your buddies hired you a little present, you are about to be robbed (but might not care), or you are about to violate the cardinal rule of "Don't stick it in the crazy."

drjekel_mrhyde		2007-10-19 01:13:51 AM

Aerophyre: nativefloridian: DaCricket: 5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: Its always the strange guys. Do women never come home and find a normal guy in their bed, or do those cases simply go unreported?

We keep the normal ones.

/what?

Exactly. Would you complain if you found a sane, nice looking chick in your bed?

I would wonder whose house I had stumbled into....

astoreth		2007-10-19 01:18:39 AM

Was her name Ruth?

/Didn't RTFA

Anti_Freak_Machine		2007-10-19 01:20:59 AM

This is both my worst nightmare (strange men in my my house) and my worstest nightmare (strange woman wearing my "secret" clothes and the cops getting involved then having it posted on fark).

NancyGracesTesticles		2007-10-19 01:50:22 AM

If he had dumped her ass out of a window like a good muslim, she'd never have shown up back home.

3rdorderofsimulacra		2007-10-19 01:58:05 AM

WGAS?
(who gives a shiat)

TheBabySealClubber		2007-10-19 02:00:51 AM

PenquinCam: Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!! Grammar, subby, frickin grammar!!!

If she returns home, then she finds.

Or, if she returned home, then she found.

Calm down, Francis.

DaCricket		2007-10-19 02:06:18 AM

Anti_Freak_Machine: ...strange woman wearing my "secret" clothes and the cops getting involved then having it posted on fark

*blink*

hhmmmmmm.....

0Icky0		2007-10-19 02:25:38 AM

Is that TV show (The Riches) so unpopular that nobody mentioned it yet?

/Eddie Izzard can't do an American accent
//Minnie Driver can

FarkinFarker		2007-10-19 02:36:33 AM

TheBabySealClubber:
~~Calm down~~ Lighten up, Francis.

FTFY

warnakey		2007-10-19 02:51:43 AM

so basically,

Step 1. drug addict discovers empty house.

Step 2. decides to lie and tell drug addict girlfriend (16 years his senior) he lives there, and has a nice collection of women's clothing. They move in together.

Step 3. Profit?

TheBabySealClubber		2007-10-19 02:53:04 AM

FarkinFarker: ~~Calm down~~ Lighten up, Francis.

Thanks, it didnt feel right when I was typing it.

bobbette		2007-10-19 02:59:13 AM

Who wants to bet that it's a pimp and a prostitute who moved in, which is why the guy in bed with her wasn't immediately charged?

Drug paraphenalia, burglary and all...prostitution is not too much of a stretch if they need drugs badly enough to rob houses.

luckychipin		2007-10-19 03:10:34 AM

Would this make the news in a neighboring state to the south...you know where...you know which tag

mcrbids		2007-10-19 03:41:08 AM

This is a test of ^the_newfark editor. Cool buttons!

Deinosmos		2007-10-19 04:04:32 AM

Cornelius Badde

Omnis_evil_twin		2007-10-19 04:49:05 AM

Why is it that in druggie couples the women are always a good ten years older than the guy?

/Used to live in Oregon, saw this a lot.

ShowhermyO-face		2007-10-19 08:37:49 AM

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me but...."

bighairyguy		2007-10-19 08:58:49 AM

40+ posts and no one has picked on this: "police spokesman Lt. Frank DeButy"?

agsfark		2007-10-19 09:16:44 AM

So, where were these people living before they just walked into this house?

Linoleum_Blownapart		2007-10-19 09:44:17 AM

bighairyguy: 40+ posts and no one has picked on this: "police spokesman Lt. Frank DeButy"?

We saw the Sheriff, but we did not see the DeButy.

Magorn		2007-10-19 09:53:14 AM

Damn buffers always ruining a sweet operation by showing up at the wrong time.

hamachan		2007-10-19 09:58:14 AM

Hi! Did anyone say anything about the last line yet? Did anyone say it was the best part?

Cosmic Crab		2007-10-19 10:01:33 AM

I came home today
And both our cars were gone.
And there were all these new pink
Flamingoes arranged in star patterns
All over the lawn.
Then I went into the kitchen
And it looked like a tornado had hit.
And then I realized I was in the wrong
House.

Di Atribe		2007-10-19 10:21:27 AM

nativefloridian: Exactly. Would you complain if you found a sane, nice looking chick in your bed?

Sane chicks don't go around breaking into dude's houses and lying in their beds. That's what those of us out here in "normality" like to call "creeeeeeeeeepy."

TreeHugger		2007-10-19 10:40:51 AM

Nentuaby
you are about to violate the cardinal rule of "Don't stick it in the crazy."

Such a rule would limit one's options severely. As a girl friend of mine once said, "Having ovaries makes me crazy."