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(Starpulse)   Jamie Lee Curtis voted "sexiest striptease in history" for her fap-worthy performance in "True Lies"   (starpulse.com) divider line 106
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2007-10-18 11:34:00 AM  
I want a recount.

moviesmedia.ign.com
 
2007-10-18 11:37:15 AM  
The six fingered man is a lucky man.
 
2007-10-18 11:38:10 AM  
DarkJohnson:

want a recount.

www.joelp.net

/ no.
 
2007-10-18 11:38:48 AM  
Not bad for a hermaphrodite.
 
2007-10-18 11:40:22 AM  
I can think of a couple that beat it hands down.
 
2007-10-18 11:47:45 AM  
Reese in Fear. Don't even know what it was, but she's just a doll.
 
2007-10-18 11:48:10 AM  
Basinger and 9 1/2 Weeks came in #2... this list fail
 
2007-10-18 11:48:59 AM  
It wouldn't be bad if she her face didn't look exactly like the face of my uncle Bruce.
 
2007-10-18 11:54:45 AM  
Control_this: Not bad for a hermaphrodite.

That has never been confirmed one way or the other.

Snopes story (new window)

/ would still hit like the first of an angry god
 
2007-10-18 11:55:48 AM  
definitely a fapworthy performance in True Lies
 
2007-10-18 12:05:57 PM  
This thread will be relevant to my interests, after work.
 
2007-10-18 12:08:40 PM  
She's one of those "looks good in this one" -- "looks bad in this one" kind of people.
 
2007-10-18 12:09:16 PM  
cant anyone post a pic of her from the movie trading places
 
2007-10-18 12:09:32 PM  
tankdilla: definitely a fapworthy performance in True Lies

...especially considering the song she was dancing to ... remember what it was?

'Alone in the Dark' by John Hiatt -- a song *about* fapping.
 
2007-10-18 12:10:22 PM  
She's not a hermaphrodite, she was born with a tail. Get it straight.
 
2007-10-18 12:10:56 PM  
"Ass like a 10 year old boy....."
 
2007-10-18 12:11:41 PM  
Elisha Cuthbert in the 'The Girl Next Year?'

Was that the sequel to 'The Girl Next Door?'
 
2007-10-18 12:12:11 PM  
She's a margarine face.
 
2007-10-18 12:13:27 PM  
Tissot

i202.photobucket.com
 
2007-10-18 12:17:33 PM  
Elisha Cutbert wins. Elisha always wins
 
2007-10-18 12:23:26 PM  
FarkinHostile: "Ass like a 10 year old boy....."

That line always disturbed me.
 
2007-10-18 12:24:10 PM  
No Sandra Bernhard in "The King of Comedy"? Meh.
 
2007-10-18 12:25:46 PM  
CaineTheLongshot: That line always disturbed me.

But it *was* effective in showing just how skeevy Bill Paxton's character was.
 
2007-10-18 12:27:17 PM  
And Elizabeth Berkely's career now becomes a complete sham.
 
2007-10-18 12:30:29 PM  
Ahem...

z.about.com
 
2007-10-18 12:35:04 PM  
It was truly fapworthy. My my my. I didn't know she could move like that.
 
2007-10-18 12:36:21 PM  
back in the day before she gave up on her career entirely.
 
2007-10-18 12:42:10 PM  
I want you to dance for me. Dance Sexy.

I don't know how many times I've used that line...
 
2007-10-18 12:43:47 PM  
I'm sorry, but anyone who finds that scene fapworthy, and not creepy is a misogynist. The whole point is that she is being forced to perform or she'll "go to jail." All for the jollies of her husband who has been lying to her for years?

I suppose you guys all found the rape scene in The Accused pretty hot, too, huh?



Besides--nothing tops Selma Hayek in From Dead 'Til Dawn....
 
2007-10-18 12:45:45 PM  
theappleyards.com
 
2007-10-18 12:46:43 PM  
Why? She was rather nasty looking, then and now.
 
2007-10-18 12:48:23 PM  
bassmonkeee: I'm sorry, but anyone who finds that scene fapworthy, and not creepy is a misogynist. The whole point is that she is being forced to perform or she'll "go to jail."

Lighten up, Francis. She knew he was an agent all along -- they were just role playing. The movie was about living with denial -- denial her husband was a gay secret agent.
 
2007-10-18 12:48:48 PM  
rotsky: No Sandra Bernhard in "The King of Comedy"? Meh.

LOL, eye bleach plox.
 
2007-10-18 12:48:50 PM  
bassmonkeee: I'm sorry, but anyone who finds that scene fapworthy, and not creepy is a misogynist. The whole point is that she is being forced to perform or she'll "go to jail." All for the jollies of her husband who has been lying to her for years?

I suppose you guys all found the rape scene in The Accused pretty hot, too, huh?



Besides--nothing tops Selma Hayek in From Dead Dusk 'Til Dawn....


FTFY
 
2007-10-18 12:49:26 PM  
I think we can find some common ground:

We need to do some more research before we can make any final determination.

/this could take years.
/decades, even.
 
2007-10-18 12:49:38 PM  
bassmonkeee:
I suppose you guys all found the rape scene in The Accused pretty hot, too, huh?


img215.imageshack.us
 
2007-10-18 12:49:47 PM  
bassmonkeee: I'm sorry, but anyone who finds that scene fapworthy, and not creepy is a misogynist. The whole point is that she is being forced to perform or she'll "go to jail." All for the jollies of her husband who has been lying to her for years?

I suppose you guys all found the rape scene in The Accused pretty hot, too, huh?



Besides--nothing tops Selma Hayek in From Dead 'Til Dawn....


Lighten up Francis...it's a freakin' movie.
Bet your a blast at parties
 
2007-10-18 12:51:34 PM  
mogasm:
[picture of Demi Moore from "Striptease"]

/It's A Dance Off!


Um, no.

A striptease, by definition, must include TEASING.

Demi Moore just took her clothes off angrily.
 
2007-10-18 12:53:20 PM  
I think Jamie has absolutely marvelous jugs but her face is so much like her fathers that it kind of cancels the whole effect.

I'm a big fan of the strip tease at the end of the 'Smack My biatch Up' video from the Prodigy.
 
2007-10-18 12:53:48 PM  
She could suck start a leaf blower.
 
2007-10-18 12:54:54 PM  
Curly Howard:

Lighten up Francis...it's a freakin' movie.
Bet your a blast at parties



Actually, I am a total blast at parties. Of course it's a movie. Wasn't that the whole point? That scene has just always seemed less-than-woman-friendly to me.

herratik:
FTFY


Whoops. I just watched Dawn of the Dead....
 
2007-10-18 12:55:10 PM  
The problem I've always had with JLC's striptease in True Lies...and the thing that keeps it from being completely fapworthy...is that incessant intercutting between her "performance" and close-ups of Ahnuld's face, trying to look all bemused, slightly embarrassed, and turned-on all at the same time. All I can think of is him suddenly saying "If it bleeds...vee can keel it", or something.
 
2007-10-18 12:55:34 PM  
"No, no - do it some more. Do it slowly".

/definitely fap-worthy when it came out in 1995 and I was 16
//no net pr0nz back then
///Tia Carrere was still hotter
////my brother and I constantly quote that French douchebag
 
2007-10-18 12:55:41 PM  
It may have been hot if she had a bag over her head.

I'd hit it, but only in such a way that she'd be facing away from me the entire time.
 
2007-10-18 01:08:21 PM  
i remember when i was watching it in theaters, i was turned on and a bit disgusted at the same time. i wasn't a fan of her haircut. she looked hotter at the end of the movie when she had long hair.
 
2007-10-18 01:10:35 PM  
DarkJohnson: I want a recount.

Iwas too busy vomitting over what I'd seen in that movie before they got to her to care very much. What a steaming pile of celluloid.

mogasm: /It's A Dance Off!

but can she turn left?
 
2007-10-18 01:12:05 PM  
I'll see your akward, disgusting hermaphodidic striptease in True Lies and raise you with Salma Hayek in From Dusk Til Dawn
beerbrains.mu.nu
 
2007-10-18 01:12:58 PM  
i21.tinypic.com

Now I want a recount
 
2007-10-18 01:13:18 PM  
Curly Howard: Besides--nothing tops Selma Hayek in From Dead 'Til Dawn....

beerbrains.mu.nu

That scene when I was 11 assured that I would be a heterosexual for the rest of my life.
 
2007-10-18 01:15:55 PM  
bassmonkeee: I suppose you guys all found the rape scene in The Accused pretty hot, too, huh?

Not as erotic as the one in 'Last House on the Left'
/I'm Kidding
//Or am I....
///Yes, I am
 
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