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(Reuters)   Scientists prove that shoe size and penis size are not linked. Cure for cancer not expected for 10 billion years   ( divider line
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2002-09-30 07:44:07 PM  
Size 17... and it sucks. I can't get ski boots! Grumble.
2002-09-30 07:46:32 PM  
09-30-02 07:39:28 PM The_Second_Gunman
I turn my ribbed condoms inside out. I'm selfish

I wear them when I masturbate. I hate myself.

oh man, i need sleep...
2002-09-30 07:49:24 PM  
yes Slikrx..but the penis is still a necessary part of human it has a reason to be there...that is the way it makes it easier to toss off.
2002-09-30 07:55:36 PM  
2002-09-30 07:57:46 PM  
Damn, now I'm horny... at at work >:(

2002-09-30 07:58:14 PM  
6 deuce, 170
Size 13, 7 inch

Hey Gelatinous, whats your deal? Penis envy?...
2002-09-30 08:04:23 PM  
Misspudding -Yes, VDs can happen to anyone. However, hygene can be an issue, as can infection (from eashing with too much soap or too little). Problems can range from a waxy yellow substance building up on.
has a bunch of stuff

GOMER - You can be circumsized at any age (I believe), but it's a relatively painful procedure.
2002-09-30 08:13:40 PM  
All I will say is that I've never had any complaints, except from the girl that called me from work the next day to tell me how bad her jaw hurt.

Cause, see, she had to open her mouth so wide. Cause, um, well cause...

oh forget it.
2002-09-30 08:37:29 PM  
I would not recommend circumcision when you're older unless you need it for medical reasons. You're basically cutting off the most sensitive part of your peener.

What's with the American obsession with circumcision anyway? Why do we feel the need to modify ourselves when there was nothing wrong to begin with? We don't make women cut off their breasts so they don't get breast cancer...
2002-09-30 08:53:31 PM  
Well, MillMan, there was this woman on TV who had both of her breasts removed because she had had her genes checked (??) and she had a very very high risk of breast cancer. She had them lopped off and got new saline ones in the same surgery, and you can bet your ass that the new ones are much perkier!

You get to see shiat like this if you watch womens tv shows.
2002-09-30 09:03:25 PM  

Thats not true actually. Infact it reveales the most sensative part. The section underneath where the sheath and the actual shaft are connected by a membrane *This snaps sometime during every unsnipped mans life*

Anyways...... Thats all from the fat, snipped englishman with a avarage penis....
2002-09-30 09:36:03 PM  
Personally, I have found that if you set a pace of 273 strokes per minute, with an alternating sequence of 6.1 inches, 4.3 inches, 7.2 inches- repeatedly - women will reach a state of constant satisfaction.

/ Col Steve Austin
2002-09-30 09:46:34 PM  
As someone who has been stabbed in the cervix numerous times, I can say that it only happens if I'm not entirely ready and he is far too ready. Just give it some time and a little more foreplay.
And for the record, my boyfriend is glad to be cut, he says it's just that much less detailed hygiene he has to worry about. Just saying the word smegma creeps me out.
2002-09-30 10:17:07 PM  
2002-09-30 10:17:25 PM  
I have never had any dirt penis problems..I do not know what you dorks are talking about.
2002-09-30 10:23:44 PM  
I figured out how to make it 8 inches long the other day....

Fold it in half!

2002-09-30 10:28:23 PM  
damn this was a funny thread to read. Thanks to everyone who caused me to laugh outloud.

oh and I must echo candypink (I think it was you) talking about feeling left out with every other farkette talking about the huge guys out there. I've yet to see one. But I don't think I'd want to. A 7 1/2 inch guy was painful to me. Give me small and wide girth any day :) or just a guy with skilled fingers and a skilled tongue.
2002-09-30 10:30:02 PM  
2002-09-30 10:42:47 PM  
Oh well. I still won't mention this when I tell the girls I wear size 15 or 16 shoes - depending on the brand.

"There are suggestions from the literature that hand span, finger lengths or nose size...may be predictive," according to Shah.

I do have huge hands... I can palm a basketball (though I'm terrible at the sport). My nose is big, but proportional to the rest of my head (I have trouble finding hats that fit right).
2002-10-01 02:50:01 AM  
"What did you say?"

I'm six foot eight, weigh two hundred and ninety five pounds, I have an eighteen inch cock, my balls weigh five pounds apiece. My names Turner Brown.

"Whew, I thought you said turn around."
2002-10-01 03:02:10 AM  
Probably should have noted the quotes are from the Best. Joke. Ever.
2002-10-01 03:04:12 AM  
Back to the drawing board, ladies.
2002-10-01 04:26:55 AM  
im 5'11 and 145 pounds(im not done growing though, i hate puberty late, i dont even have armpit hiar yet) and im about 7'

i have size 13/14 feet.

i say its head size, like ron jeremy has i huge head.

and i didnt think those penis pills really worked.
2002-10-01 08:04:02 AM  
I'm sorry, but Genesis clearly states penis length = shoe size.
2002-10-01 08:07:04 AM  
*Prepares for dramatic fall in the amount of women coming on to your local clown*
2002-10-01 02:34:17 PM  
not that anyone is going to read this far down but...I agree with most of the other Farkettes in here. Size is alright..but girth is where it's at. I prefer mine to be cut, and have never been with an uncut..seems a little creepy if ya' ask me. Anyhoo...back to lurkin'...

2002-10-02 01:26:34 AM  

Sex is actually much better for the guy if they are uncut. They seem to be much more sensitive if they have the natural layer of skin protecting the nerves ... there. Unfortunately for women that means they don't last quite as long. Oral sex is much better for the 'naturals' tho.

Like anything else, there are reasons why we are made a certain way and changing it usually = bad. People say 'hygiene' like it's the be all and end all, but think about it - women would find it much easier to keep clean without all those unnecessary folds of bacteria-harbouring skin, that 'fish' cliche might not be applicable if all girls were circumcised birth. Would anyone do it though ?

NO - because it's unnecessary if you have proper hygiene, and it's just plain barbaric to do so.
2002-10-12 07:47:13 AM  
usually i wouldn't have jackshiat to say w/o reading the whole article and all the posts , but, come on; all i had to see was the first paragraph..
shoe size.. means nothing, sorry..
(and for the guys...
bra size means nothing, sorry...)
even my lame @$$ coulda told them this...
and ok i'm gonna be a dumb@ss and say something about that other remark... to tadlette (i think ??)
you obviously don't know what 'female circumcision' involves...
*shuts up and goes back to drinking*
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