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(Reuters)   Scientists prove that shoe size and penis size are not linked. Cure for cancer not expected for 10 billion years   ( divider line
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2002-09-30 03:14:41 PM  
Tarvuz and stalker

my SO saw my profile and said, why do you have that ghastly picture on there?
It's the only one I have. I like it, but I'm a closet (not so closet today) narcissist.
2002-09-30 03:15:43 PM  
the largest shoe size that i have seen posted has been a 12......size 15 here baby, yeah!
2002-09-30 03:16:45 PM  
Who's this stalker?

(Praying it's not me - I can't afford another lawsuit)
2002-09-30 03:16:45 PM  
I'm too paranoid to post any pictures of myself.

*looks around nervously*
2002-09-30 03:18:36 PM  
**will measure your peener for a chemical engineering job**
2002-09-30 03:19:01 PM  

Nice rack... when I have some time later, I'll check out your face.

/feeding the narcissism
2002-09-30 03:19:15 PM  
Go for it Chicken_little there are NO other Farkers in San Diego anyway :-)

Oh're too chicken? I get it! LOL
2002-09-30 03:19:29 PM  
hey size 15. AIM me
2002-09-30 03:21:34 PM  
Adidas: I'll think twice next time before I assume I know how to use HTML. :(
2002-09-30 03:22:23 PM  
What happened to the chicks nipples......the chick with the beer can? Hmmmmmm.

2002-09-30 03:23:10 PM  
Axoplasm: Cool
2002-09-30 03:23:25 PM  
well, size 12 feet here; but I gots the big hands (hint: play bassgtr easily and double bass, as well)
2002-09-30 03:23:56 PM  
To all those who constantly harp on the still no cure for caner shiat:

fark you. They're working on it. Hard. You do nothing to help by sitting around and biatching about it. Perhaps if you donated to one of the many fine charities that support this research, which I'm sure most of you that complain don't, this solution would arrive a bit sooner.
2002-09-30 03:25:47 PM  
09-30-02 02:57:28 PM Diana
...god he is huge... My theory is the baldness.

Your theory is correct.

[image from too old to be available]
2002-09-30 03:25:55 PM  
I find that- be they big or little- scary guys are often the most fun.
2002-09-30 03:26:18 PM  
Shanghai Gumbo

If I send a check now, but I submit another article with "still no cure for cancer" in the tagline?

Dood, relax, this is just a website.
2002-09-30 03:26:29 PM  
Does it really matter? If a woman wants to know a man's peener size, she doesn't have to measure other body parts. Just say "Excuse me, sir. Please drop your pants." Mystery solved.
2002-09-30 03:26:36 PM  
Gives new meaning to the term "koozie".

Where are the other Farkgots in this thread? I figured a cock-related thread would pull more fags...

Q: How do you know if your roommate's gay?
A: His dick tastes like shiat.

(Mods: I'm gay, I can get away with this...neener neener neener...)
2002-09-30 03:26:43 PM  
09-30-02 03:21:34 PM Axoplasm
Go to JOHNDX and go to the link he has in there for learning HTML. PS. Thanks for putting that in your profile JOHNDX
2002-09-30 03:27:27 PM  
Weeeeeeeeeee...this turned into quite an interesting thread. See what happens when the Farkettes don't get any weener links posted?
2002-09-30 03:29:17 PM  
I find that- be they big or little- scary guys are often the most fun.


2002-09-30 03:29:48 PM  
Long and thin will get you in
Short and thick will do the trick

But long and thick now that's a dick

To the women

is the longer the meat curtains
the more to hide.
2002-09-30 03:30:24 PM  
Anyone remember "Nick the Dick" from Bachelor Party?
2002-09-30 03:30:52 PM  
I have heard men who have bellies refer to them as "A shed to cover their tools" - TOO FUNNY...
2002-09-30 03:31:48 PM  
Nothing funny about a gut.

2002-09-30 03:34:03 PM  
Does size matter if you're a cunning linguist?
2002-09-30 03:34:49 PM  
Body size has an effect on penis length - thin guys have more on the outside of their body. Ever see a big guy that has that fat roll down below his belt? As you gain weight and flesh builds up down there, you lose some usable length.
2002-09-30 03:34:50 PM  
So what criterion do they suggest, when buying shoes for one's penis?
2002-09-30 03:34:56 PM  
One of my favorite things to say to a girl is "Yeah, it may be short...but it's thin!" No wonder I never get any. I thought that's what they wanted!!!!
/proceeds to beat head on keyboard and other various hard surfaces
2002-09-30 03:35:28 PM  
For women

The bigger the lips
The deeper dips
2002-09-30 03:38:33 PM  
18 inches with "gentle" stretching...

Excuse me... anyone have an ice pack I can put on my groin?
2002-09-30 03:38:50 PM  
Femme..I have size 300 shoes...AIM me...I wanna take a dip in the swimming pool.
2002-09-30 03:38:56 PM  
I'd be perfect for oral

I'm on a ventilator and don't have to breathe through my nose or mouth.
2002-09-30 03:39:22 PM  
BillDarryl : That's right, bald men represent!
2002-09-30 03:39:34 PM  
Dives in dark places
Long, hard and full of seamen
Not a submarine.
2002-09-30 03:40:18 PM  
And isn't it just a function of personal-wankage done during the formative years (age 11 to 18)?
2002-09-30 03:40:39 PM  
I'll admit it, I'm only 3 inches.. But I figure that should be wide enough for any woman.
2002-09-30 03:41:45 PM  
okay sunburn...I will be right up there...but I am not gay if I do it...
2002-09-30 03:41:49 PM  
Big lips = DSL = great
I dunno what "dips" are tho
2002-09-30 03:41:51 PM  
Um. No matter how much you stretch a limp weeny, there's absolutely no way in hell it's even remotely close to the size of an erect willy wacker.
2002-09-30 03:42:18 PM  
I'm not worried about weiner size. It doesn't really matter when you're the only one looking at it.

I gotta do something about that...
2002-09-30 03:42:30 PM  
Sunburn: I'll bit - perfect for giving or receiving oral?
2002-09-30 03:42:31 PM  
"I have some ideas that I am currently putting together as a research proposal," the researcher added. "There must be some part of the body that is predictive of penile length...the search continues."
2002-09-30 03:42:52 PM  
hey...I had to break up with this one chick cause she said she wanted a man with a 10 inch cock..well, I was not gonna chop off an inch for her or anyone.
2002-09-30 03:43:32 PM  

Dives in dark places
Long, hard and full of seamen
Not a submarine.

What is my penis, Alex? Do I get to move onto to Final Jeopardy?
2002-09-30 03:43:37 PM  
umm females only
2002-09-30 03:44:30 PM  
2002-09-30 03:44:37 PM  
Never realized I was that big until I started to read this thread. No wonder the girls at work call me Tripod.
2002-09-30 03:44:49 PM  

Indeed DSL is very nice (I didn't realise DSL is a well known abbreviation... I thought when my old Fraternity used it back in college it was just an "inside" joke- never heard anyone else refer to DSL before!)

Anyhow- may I reiterate... there is nothing better than DSL- well there is... but its better than a lot of things!
2002-09-30 03:46:09 PM  
I was attempting to maximize the measurement and I wonder if anyone knows of a website that will show you how to re-attach a penis?
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