Oh and mooseyfate, Pontus and the Nail Drivers is ma biatch, so if you don't mind...;)

brag on danploon...whatever helps you sleep better at nite

from jersey

I'm from Florida, MF'er. I'm a gun-toting, pot-smoking redneck Florida republican breeder. I'm every farktag there is, pal.

On with the thread...

my pots better

SGecko: She is 17 and married already.
...
REAL MADRID! (My husband David plays for them)

She was implying she's married to Beckham. She's not really married.

/obvious
//unfortunately I thought you needed obvious

You haven't met JoeyPorshe911.

Nothing worse than a 27 year old Jersey Goomba virgin. Maybe the yellow 87 Camaro isn't the babe-magnet you thought it would be?

Oh well, buy another gold chain and stain another wife-beater. There is someone out there for everyone even a greasy New Jersey, Camaro-driving, gravy-inhaling, Italian Horn virgin like yourself, Brifar.

my pots better

Cannabis Cup winner, schwag boy. You couldn't even afford it on what you make as an unemployed DJ.

my friend you have more issues than Time....but keep em coming...always down for a good session of internet tough guy

SGecko: She is 17 and married already.

From profile:
Sports
REAL MADRID! (My husband David plays for them) Man U!! England... and of course Brighton & Hove Albion!!!

Kinda like I'm married to Morgan Fairchild I think

always down for a good session of internet tough guy

I've never claimed how tough I am. You're the baby-kicker, remember?

How about this? How about we agree that you are an unimaginative post-teen, New Jersey virgin who compensates for his lack of creativity with provocative statements but when confronted proves himself to be a low-thinking moron who ruins boobies threads before they get a chance to have any good pics posted in them?

Agreed? Good. Now take your anti-female sentiment back to the gay porn site that linked you here.

danlpoon: Guys who like skinny chicks are generally closet homosexual pedophiles.

I agree. You should leave all skinny/petite girls alone, so that skinny and petite guys like myself can have more to chose from.

So please, keep spreading your stereotypical ignorance. It better self serves my own needs.

Less matching of wits
More posting of tits

Hear hear!

I agree. You should leave all skinny/petite girls alone, so that skinny and petite guys like myself can have more to chose from.

Brifar just clicked your profile.

There's no way those are JJs. I have 44DD/F boobs and her boobs don't look any bigger than mine.

My sister in law had II sized boobs in high school (she had them reduced)and every picture I saw of her at that time looked like she was being swallowed whole by a wall of breast tissue.

I have 44DD/F boobs and her boobs don't look any bigger than mine

Your profile was just clicked a thousand times. And how can you not like the Colts!?!

I don't think you get to build an online shrine to your giant chubby nugs - and then whine about *other people* objectifying you because of those same nugs.

That chick is way too thick to be a 30 anything (F, J or the other).

As a 30-band girl myself, I would concur with others here that she's got to be pushing a 38 or a 40.

Sigh. Work blocks everything except imageshack, so all I can see is Sybarite's post. Is that her in the middle? Tell me that's a bad picture, please.

wah!!

Mandrax 2007-10-17 12:19:47 PM
That chick is way too thick to be a 30 anything (F, J or the other).

As a 30-band girl myself, I would concur with others here that she's got to be pushing a 38 or a 40.

Thank you! I'm glad you said it. She's at least a 38. I used to laugh so much when girls would come in and claim a much larger cup size then they should be wearing with a much smaller band size. My favorite story of that (and one I got in trouble for) went like this...

Large woman walks in, and it's blantantly obvious that her band was WAY too tight.
She walks up to the manager who says "What size are you?"
The woman replies "36 double-D"
I'm in the middle room and say "bull-s***" while coughing and the girl next to me (who also worked there and was a little large) who I apparently offended says "then what size do you think she is?"
To which I reply "A 40, if she's lucky."
Manager measured her out - a 42 C. Wow. (Technically a 41)

On a more positive note, my favorite girl to see in there was a girl we worked with (poor thing - seriously, I know those had to hurt) who was all of about 5'1" or 5'2" and was a 32 DD, all natural. She was smoking hot, and those just didn't make sense for her body type. She was pretty thin.

Mandrax: That chick is way too thick to be a 30 anything (F, J or the other).

As a 30-band girl myself, I would concur with others here that she's got to be pushing a 38 or a 40.

It's metric - not 30 inches, 30 meters.

/yipe

danlpoon: I have 44DD/F boobs and her boobs don't look any bigger than mine

Your profile was just clicked a thousand times. And how can you not like the Colts!?!

Because I'm a Packers fan?

I don't hate them, I just don't give two shiats about them, that's all.

cup sizes are REALLY different depending on the chest size, just so you know.

the only reason i know this is cuz of this japanese uh... video i saw with two girls. one of them had decidedly much larger boobs than the other. significantly larger. the guy asked them what their sizes were and I don't remember the exact answer but the smaller one had a cup size bigger. and the guy was skeptical obviously because just looking at them, the other chick was much larger. but they pointed out the bust size was different and that's why.

The largest natural boobs I've seen were on TV on a medical show where the older lady wanted a breast reduction from her I's. (She was a chunky though and older, like 60 years old so no need for fantasies). They were ginormous. Her husband looked a bit sad. Afterwards she was an E and the doc assured her husband there was still plenty left to play with. Haha.

At my college there was this chick with huge boobs. It was absurd. It also wasn't really pleasant since the chick wasn't good looking in the slightest, had a really annoying voice, and her boobs sagged like mad (well any boobs that big that don't sag are fake). It was funny watching her ride a bike tho since her knees would pretty much bump her boobs each revolution. Again, NOT attractive at all, so you're not missing anything.

more danploon...ive still got 2 hours to kill

danlpoon: I agree. You should leave all skinny/petite girls alone, so that skinny and petite guys like myself can have more to chose from.

Brifar just clicked your profile.

Oh give me a break, Brifar posted something obviously as a joke, don't be such a drama queen. Was it in poor taste?...sure, but let it die already...

oogabooger: cup sizes are REALLY different depending on the chest size, just so you know.

Well...duh.

The largest natural boobs I've seen were on TV on a medical show

Largest and natural ones I've seen in real life looked /exactly/ like this:



And on a white girl, too boot.
Previous g/f had 38GG, current one 36C. Preferring the latter.

What this thread needs is more Katherine Heigl



I'd hit her so hard my neighbor would cum

Mandrax:
That chick is way too thick to be a 30 anything (F, J or the other).

As a 30-band girl myself, I would concur with others here that she's got to be pushing a 38 or a 40.

thank goodness people finally realized that...i was thinking more along the lines of 34/36 E/EE

/yea, i facebook friended her
//prepare for follow-up

haterade: Mandrax:
That chick is way too thick to be a 30 anything (F, J or the other).

As a 30-band girl myself, I would concur with others here that she's got to be pushing a 38 or a 40.

thank goodness people finally realized that...i was thinking more along the lines of 34/36 E/EE

/yea, i facebook friended her
//prepare for follow-up

Well, she's obviously carrying extra weight there and not just on her boobs. That's also why she's getting the JJ measurement since she's wearing the wrong size. She definitely does have big boobs tho. But the chick on that medical show I saw with th Is? Well, one of her boobs would be the size of both this chick's boobs PLUS enough to build another 2 probably. haha.

and Kar, the ones I saw on that show, were larger than that. Though her body was similar shaped.

I have a few girlfriends in the DD/E+ range. The one who has a reduction scheduled I saw once without a bra (but wearing a t-shirt); those things were pancakes hanging lying flat on her stomach when they weren't trussed up in a good bra or corset. I didn't envy her before seeing that, and I definitely didn't envy her after.

What's so sexy about a boob you have to hold up with two hands to get to your mouth?

/perky B cups here, and they're staying that way a long time

Egalitarian:
I was never well endowed. I'm ok with the B cups. They will hold up better over time. It's like a Honda Civic versus a Ford Explorer, at 200,000 miles someone may still want to drive the Civic off the lot.

I'm a 33-year-old guy, and generally date women aged 25-38 or so. I have to say your analogy is a good one. Natural D-cups are nice on women at 18 or 21, but after age 25 or 30 they are NOT nice-looking, in my experience. I've seen some very nice B-cups on women in their mid-to-upper 30's, though.

What's so sexy about a boob you have to hold up with two hands to get to your mouth?


sexy no......but great for sneaking in a couple extra blunts for a tre show

NorvGroidley: If my dick were the size of my arm, then it begs the question, why not just use my arm?

Well for one thing it's way harder to bust a nut that way.

Cauchy_Riemann_equations: Also she's an American size 6 or 4 not a 10 about the waist.

There's NO WAY whatsoever that she is an American 6 or 4 with that gut and those hips. I'd say 10 is pretty close. That's not a small girl. Not to imply that I wouldn't still hit it.

oogabooger: and Kar, the ones I saw on that show, were larger than that. Though her body was similar shaped.

I don't doubt it. I merely offered that one as anecdote.

Toy_Cop: She's pretty..... ugly. Also she wonders why she gets harrassed everywhere she goes? Well she posts all these boobs shots for the world to see, what did she expect?

what a fat moron this girl is.

Well, she certainly didn't deserve to be attacked regardless, but her obsession with her boobs is odd. Well, maybe not so odd for a 17-year-old, but I hope she gets over it in a couple of years. She starts off her profile page by talking about them, and seems to think that everything bad that happens to her in life is somehow because of them.

Granted they are big, but there are plenty of big-breasted woman who don't make their boobs the central defining part of their identify.

StillH2O: Cauchy_Riemann_equations: Also she's an American size 6 or 4 not a 10 about the waist.

There's NO WAY whatsoever that she is an American 6 or 4 with that gut and those hips. I'd say 10 is pretty close. That's not a small girl. Not to imply that I wouldn't still hit it.

I agree. My girlfriend is about as short, but not nearly as...cushiony, and she's a size 5. No way in hell that girl is a size six. She's too meaty. Size 8, I could see, but not a 6 or 4.

StillH2O: I'm a 33-year-old guy, and generally date women aged 25-38 or so. I have to say your analogy is a good one. Natural D-cups are nice on women at 18 or 21, but after age 25 or 30 they are NOT nice-looking, in my experience. I've seen some very nice B-cups on women in their mid-to-upper 30's, though.

My girlfriend has natural C's, and at 35, they're holding up very well. Very, very, very well. Not to say I wouldn't have like to fondled them back when she was my age, I'm just saying that even when not supported by a bra, they're still very perky and attract my attention often. Guess I'm trying to say that she's a Civic, and I enjoy shifting her gears.

Ok. I'm back. Where were we?

Oh give me a break, Brifar posted something obviously as a joke, don't be such a drama queen.

So who says I really think he's a 27 year old gravy-inhaling, basement-dwelling, New Jersey, virgin Goomba?

He's probably 28.

What's so sexy about a boob you have to hold up with two hands to get to your mouth?

What's sexy about anything? What's sexy about High Heels? What's sexy about tight sweaters? Whats sexy about twin sisters urinating on one another?

It's all subjective. I just made my preference known.

danlpoon: What's sexy about anything? What's sexy about High Heels? What's sexy about tight sweaters? Whats sexy about twin sisters urinating on one another?

It's all subjective. I just made my preference known.

So sayeth the poon.

/Amen, brother. Amen.
//I think feet are sexy. Women's feet, that is.
///There are far more disturbing fetishes out there, as I'm sure you already know/practice

Her name sounds Persian. I can't see the pics for verification (my company blocks pretty much everything), but those are two winning qualifications in my book.

sidmind: does anyone remember that the girl in question is 17?


17

Chris Hanson would have a field day with this thread.

17 is above the age-of-consent in most places, and is well beyond the cutoff for pedophilia. She has a womanly body. Heterosexual men are attracted to womanly bodies, and some of them talk about it on the internet. It happens.

There are far more disturbing fetishes out there, as I'm sure you already know/practice


The internet has made us all fetishists. Feet? Hell yeah. Not clean ones, though. One's in a high heel all day.

StillH2O: sidmind: does anyone remember that the girl in question is 17?


17

Chris Hanson would have a field day with this thread.

17 is above the age-of-consent in most places, and is well beyond the cutoff for pedophilia. She has a womanly body. Heterosexual men are attracted to womanly bodies, and some of them talk about it on the internet. It happens.


Ding ding ding!

Chris Hanson wouldn't have a field day with anything. Age of consent there is 16. Plus as people have pointed out, she's definitely post pubescent. People will want to bang her cuz she looks like a post pubescent woman, which rules out pedophilia.

Soooo, cup size is relational to the difference between the chest and bust measurements, with the chest measurement being where the band would go. Oh thanks, now I know.

And knowing is half the battle

/Off to VS

Soooo, cup size is relational to the difference between the chest and bust measurements, with the chest measurement being where the band would go.

Yes. If they taught me algebra that way I might have become a doctor instead of an internet phenomenon.

Egalitarian: I know an older woman who is stacked. I accidentally walked past her room when she was taking her bra off. Her boobs fell out and down, like a couple of Slinkies with big nipples at the ends.

I was never well endowed. I'm ok with the B cups. They will hold up better over time. It's like a Honda Civic versus a Ford Explorer, at 200,000 miles someone may still want to drive the Civic off the lot.

I am sad because you likened my boobs to an american made car. I only drive Toyotas.

It is not my fault they are larger than yours.

/no pictures will be provided.