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(TheArgus)   Woman attacked for having big breasts (30JJ in case you were wondering)   (theargus.co.uk) divider line 353
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2007-10-17 08:36:51 AM
I was going to say something on breast on breast crime... i can't believe a dude did that. A DUDE!
 
2007-10-17 08:37:11 AM
I'm sure she's a lovely woman.

Do not want.
 
2007-10-17 08:37:45 AM
stonent: For JJ they aren't as big as I was expecting. Maybe because they are only 30 inches, or maybe this is European measurments?

For JJ I was expecting basketballs.


Those were just the tips of the icebergs.
 
2007-10-17 08:38:12 AM
loki see loki do: Wow, check outthe birthday pictures.
They're like British Guidos. (new window)


Correct me if I am wrong... but dontcha all call them 'Chavs' over there?
 
2007-10-17 08:38:23 AM
Looks like a dead heat in a dirigible race...
 
2007-10-17 08:38:34 AM
Those aren't JJ's. I dated a girl with F's and they were bigger that those (or my head for that matter).
 
2007-10-17 08:38:47 AM
Heck yes I want!
 
2007-10-17 08:38:49 AM
They are definitely much larger than an American DD cup, or a DDD cup for that matter. I can tell you with absolute certainty that they are bigger than F cups. JJ doesn't seem that far off for someone whose 5'1" and those proportions.
 
2007-10-17 08:38:53 AM
Tat'dGreaser

i've tried to explain this simple solution to her--she just won't have it--- we were at a festival style concert the other day and as we were walking through the crowd ( iwas walking behind her) I was counting how many people glanced at her chest and all I could think about was how much money she could be making. its a tragic situation
 
2007-10-17 08:38:56 AM
file013a.bebo.com
I like this one though.
 
2007-10-17 08:39:05 AM
Stupid girl.

If someone grabs you by the throat, you put your hands on either side of their head and press your thumbs into their eyes until clear, viscous fluid begins dripping out.
 
2007-10-17 08:39:26 AM
And which religion is this?
could it be...

http://74.92.166.161/webpage/fark/mus2.jpg
 
2007-10-17 08:39:45 AM
In college, I was friends with a girl who had xxNN (can't remember the number) breasts. She used to get crap for it all the time, and the sleaziest dumbasses used to ask her out all the time. The man she married? A Phd student from Germany who actually cared about HER, and not her lumps. I know she wanted a reduction at the time.. not sure if she ever got it, though.
 
2007-10-17 08:40:28 AM
Very_Powerful_Man: It also takes me 10 minutes to take a piss, I have to force it out like a tube of toothpaste.

If your urine is coming out in paste form, you might possibly be a bit dehydrated.
 
2007-10-17 08:42:16 AM
She is not a 30 JJ. She is a 36 or 38 DD. Women always invent these weird bra sizes by making their band size way too small, and then having astronomical cup sizes. They just need a bra fitting.

Where I worked, we had a woman come in one day bragging about how she had to order 25HHH bras. The woman was probably a 36B. And she would not listen to us.

Women also argued about their bra sizes to me...some refused to accept that they were anything above a 36...women are crazy about their bras.

/Worked at Victoria's Secret for 3 years

/Boobies...every day
 
2007-10-17 08:43:37 AM
The assault is bad news for the kid, but on the upside, now that this story is making its way through the international media, it will increase the curiousity about her breasts.

If this is her: http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbums.jsp?ProfilePhoto=Y&MemberId=4032137 she obviously isn't shy about showing her stuff, so I will bet anyone here that by the end of the month she will have her own web site (non-nude) and will count down to her 18th birthday and then the nudey pics will begin. This is a (sans violence) the same scenario as Brit Linsey Dawn Mackenzie.

I think this whole thing was staged, for the above reasons.
 
2007-10-17 08:43:52 AM
KarentheJimSlayer: /Worked at Victoria's Secret for 3 years

/Boobies...every day


Just out of curiosity, how many of the ladies working at Victoria's Secret are actually lesbians?

/pleaseletitbehigh,pleaseletitbehigh
 
2007-10-17 08:44:20 AM
mochunk: PICS (pops) Yeah, she doesn't look too ashamed of them.

Should she be?
 
2007-10-17 08:44:28 AM
Normally I'd say the guy who did this was probably insane (I mean actually mentally insane.) Except this happenned in Brittan where they actually have an effective criminal health care operation, and identify and treat those who are nuts quite quickly.

So I guess we're left with, what, drunk?

And it can be tough to judge size by pictures. From the pictures they don't look enormous, but if they're even close to as big as she says, on her tiny fram, reduction is the way to go. I'm pretty surprised it's considered a cosmetic surgery actually, since it causes real health problems (bad back, skin lesions and tearing, bodily harm from yobs).
 
2007-10-17 08:44:58 AM
KarentheJimSlayer: She is not a 30 JJ. She is a 36 or 38 DD. Women always invent these weird bra sizes by making their band size way too small, and then having astronomical cup sizes. They just need a bra fitting.

The English have different bra sizes.
 
2007-10-17 08:45:03 AM
From her profile:

*****BEFORE I START I'D LIKE 2 MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I DID NOT ASK U 2 COME ON MY PROFILE...SO IF UR JUST GNA COME ON AND ATTEMPT 2 INSULT ME (OR MY BOOBS) BECAUSE UR JEALOUS, DON'T BOTHER... UR JUST GONNA KICK URSELF WHEN I MAKE MILLIONS FROM THEM!!! SO SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE, COS IT'S JUST GETTING DELETED... F****ING TO$$ER$!*****

Um, obsess much?
 
2007-10-17 08:45:35 AM
Leonard_Cohen:
I think this whole thing was staged, for the above reasons.


Then you're a douchebag.

/really? You think an assault, where there were witnesses and the police have already arrested someone, was staged merely because the victim has large breasts and isn't shy about them? I pray that you never get a chance to see anything over an A cup with that asshole attitude.
 
2007-10-17 08:46:42 AM
Her bustline dominates her 5ft 1in figure and she finds it difficult to buy clothes because she is a size 22 on top and size ten around her waist.

Also she's an American size 6 or 4 not a 10 about the waist.
 
2007-10-17 08:47:13 AM
We're friends with a girl from Indy who has massive breasts. And yes, while they are pretty to look at.... she's counting down the days to get them reduced.
 
2007-10-17 08:48:03 AM
themadtupper: UR JUST GONNA KICK URSELF WHEN I MAKE MILLIONS on mi nu set of dikshunaries! Im gna reinvnt teh Englsh langage! F*&^&*Ing Tossers!

FTFHer
 
2007-10-17 08:48:33 AM
How big is too big?

If my dick were the size of my arm, then it begs the question, why not just use my arm?
 
2007-10-17 08:49:08 AM
I know an older woman who is stacked. I accidentally walked past her room when she was taking her bra off. Her boobs fell out and down, like a couple of Slinkies with big nipples at the ends.

I was never well endowed. I'm ok with the B cups. They will hold up better over time. It's like a Honda Civic versus a Ford Explorer, at 200,000 miles someone may still want to drive the Civic off the lot.
 
2007-10-17 08:50:15 AM
themadtupper: From her profile:

*****BEFORE I START I'D LIKE 2 MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I DID NOT ASK U 2 COME ON MY PROFILE...SO IF UR JUST GNA COME ON AND ATTEMPT 2 INSULT ME (OR MY BOOBS) BECAUSE UR JEALOUS, DON'T BOTHER... UR JUST GONNA KICK URSELF WHEN I MAKE MILLIONS FROM THEM!!! SO SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE, COS IT'S JUST GETTING DELETED... F****ING TO$$ER$!*****

Um, obsess much?


I revoke my do want. Do not want.
 
2007-10-17 08:50:51 AM
down4afall: I would like to go on record by saying that if that is in fact her, there is no way she's 30JJ. More like 38DD, or 40DD.

Them's metric boobies!
 
2007-10-17 08:53:10 AM
5'1", size 10...too fat...do not want. Take your lard bags and go home
 
2007-10-17 08:53:56 AM
nsanm8r: That's no moon...

lol
 
2007-10-17 08:55:05 AM
I think she should be fined for abusing the English language.

Poor girl - isn't the sore back enough?
 
2007-10-17 08:55:10 AM
Egalitarian:

I was never well endowed. I'm ok with the B cups. They will hold up better over time. It's like a Honda Civic versus a Ford Explorer, at 200,000 miles someone may still want to drive the Civic off the lot.


Please provide pics to support your argument.
 
2007-10-17 08:55:12 AM
She's pretty..... ugly. Also she wonders why she gets harrassed everywhere she goes? Well she posts all these boobs shots for the world to see, what did she expect?

what a fat moron this girl is.
 
2007-10-17 08:55:23 AM
#1. British bra sizes are the same as American bra sizes.

#2. Most women wear the wrong bra size, usually because of Victoria's Secret shoehorning them into the bra sizes that they sell because they want to make money, not send them somewhere else that will fit them.

#3. The band size and cup size are linked. A 28D corresponds to a 30C and to a 32C. However, you can't really switch up that much because if you get too loose in the band you will lose support. The band is what holds them up, not the straps.

This is why that girl looks smaller than you'd expect from a JJ. A 30JJ will look a lot smaller than a 38JJ.

#4. A breast reduction isn't considered a cosmetic surgery for most US health insurance companies if you are getting a certain amount removed.

/38H
//no pics in profile, so don't bother looking
///getting them reduced to a C cup in the spring
 
2007-10-17 08:56:55 AM
What happened to this thread?
 
2007-10-17 08:57:14 AM
Er, a 32B. Soz.
 
2007-10-17 08:59:21 AM
Theaetetus:
Just out of curiosity, how many of the ladies working at Victoria's Secret are actually lesbians?

/pleaseletitbehigh,pleaseletitbehigh


Ha Ha!
 
2007-10-17 09:00:00 AM
datacore.sciflicks.com


This is just the blueprint.

You like it?

Bigger tits.

Bigger tits.

Go, go, go, go!

Give him the knee shooters.
 
2007-10-17 09:00:44 AM
Looks like a UK JJ is a US JJ

http://www.breasttalk.co.uk/size_charts.asp
 
2007-10-17 09:01:45 AM
Redveaux: #1. British bra sizes are the same as American bra sizes.

#2. Most women wear the wrong bra size, usually because of Victoria's Secret shoehorning them into the bra sizes that they sell because they want to make money, not send them somewhere else that will fit them.

#3. The band size and cup size are linked. A 28D corresponds to a 30C and to a 32C. However, you can't really switch up that much because if you get too loose in the band you will lose support. The band is what holds them up, not the straps.

This is why that girl looks smaller than you'd expect from a JJ. A 30JJ will look a lot smaller than a 38JJ.

#4. A breast reduction isn't considered a cosmetic surgery for most US health insurance companies if you are getting a certain amount removed.

/38H
//no pics in profile, so don't bother looking
///getting them reduced to a C cup in the spring


You tease...
 
2007-10-17 09:02:18 AM
I'm an absolute tit, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2007-10-17 09:03:17 AM
30 of these?
www.marveldirectory.com
 
2007-10-17 09:04:01 AM
Chrissie said...

oi i aint bein funni or nuttin but y u bein so nasty to carie she aint dun nuttin wrong jus cos she dont like u. i think tht ur wrong about her cos yer she maybe big but if she wanted to change thn she wud of a long time ago n to be honest carrie is very pretty, much prettier thn u lol
 
2007-10-17 09:05:50 AM
thanks for the mamories
 
2007-10-17 09:06:01 AM
Posted by: wing commander raffles, Bexhill-on-Sea on 1:26pm today
Goodness gracious me, a young lady attacked for having large breasts. It beggers belief. What is wrong with the youth of today. You do not woo a young lady by throwing chips at her and assaulting her. Back in my day, i would of flashed my savaloy at her. Promising her bon-bons for afters. This young man is from Harrow, which says it all. Back scuttlers the lot of them you know. Bet he was down in brighton for a bit of botty fun. Flog them, then national service that's what i say P.S Any Pics of the young lady in the shower.
Goodness gracious me, a young lady attacked for having large breasts. It beggers belief. What is wrong with the youth of today. You do not woo a young lady by throwing chips at her and assaulting her. Back in my day, i would of flashed my savaloy at her. Promising her bon-bons for afters.
This young man is from Harrow, which says it all. Back scuttlers the lot of them you know. Bet he was down in brighton for a bit of botty fun. Flog them, then national service that's what i say
P.S Any Pics of the young lady in the shower.



Haha
 
2007-10-17 09:07:12 AM
Big boobs or not, anyone notice that she is farking dog ugly?!
 
2007-10-17 09:07:42 AM
she should have defended herself with the wheelbarrow she uses to cart them around...
 
2007-10-17 09:08:44 AM
As a breast man and the happy fiance to a pair of DD's as well as having had a gf with EE's in high school, I can say that the sizing gets wonky after the standard D cup. The size differences above that never increase greatly enough that one could tell easily.

I think that is why so many are disappointed at JJ, you'd expect it to be two boobs with arms and legs at that size based on a C-D cup, but it certainly isn't.

/I'd still hit that with the fiery vengeance of a 13-year old with a found Hustler.
 
2007-10-17 09:09:49 AM
www.bbc.co.uk
"You do not punish a girl for having big boobs"
"If anything they should be rewarded"
"No, they should be equal"
 
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